I believe I have found the perfect religion for me...
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Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
So Google has a gender now?
People have Absolutely to much spare time on their hands if they have decided to make a search engine a religion.
I can see it now.
Yahoo church against the church of Google, the war is on.
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smashspite wrote...
Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
So Google has a gender now?
People have Absolutely to much spare time on their hands if they have decided to make a search engine a religion.
I can see it now.
Yahoo church against the church of Google, the war is on.
Only sinners follow the path of Yahoo. The lord giveth unto his true believers better email storage and more apps. and always remember the path that leads to salvation is a narrow path... provided by google maps.
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naw im sorrry bing is the rite way to go lol just kidding google please dont strike me down with a bunch of ads
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
People, too much time at their hands, etc.
tl;dr dumbest idea ever
tl;dr dumbest idea ever
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Sabers Praetor
Unlimited Lewd Works
deftera_mirage wrote...
Good luck man tell us what its like in Google afterlife.^fixed
no mention of a google heaven or hell just afterlife.
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smashspite wrote...
Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
So Google has a gender now?
People have Absolutely to much spare time on their hands if they have decided to make a search engine a religion.
I can see it now.
Yahoo church against the church of Google, the war is on.
There would be no war between google and yahoo, google would win almost instantly.
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I've been trying to get google to give me a titty fuck for a while now. Nothing. What kind of god doesn't give her potential followers a titty fuck? One with no fucking breasts. Fuck this bitch.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Rbz wrote...
What kind of god doesn't give her potential followers a titty fuck?Every single one there is.