I believe I have found the perfect religion for me...
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I heard Google recently spent like 40$ million on two wind farms in North Dakota. Looks like they're moving into the power industry now... one step closer to taking over the world.
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You must believe in the greatest and strongest one, Chuck Norris. He is so powerful than no one can beat him, Because, he can see his neck in the horizon, and never fails a kick, and he can count to infinite, two times.
So, better believe in him, besides, he created Google.
Another thing, write in the searcher of Google ¨where to find Chuck Norris¨, and click on ôm felling lucky¨, see what happens.
So, better believe in him, besides, he created Google.
Another thing, write in the searcher of Google ¨where to find Chuck Norris¨, and click on ôm felling lucky¨, see what happens.
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smashspite wrote...
So Google has a gender now?
People have Absolutely to much spare time on their hands if they have decided to make a search engine a religion.
At least a search engine is something quantifiable ;D
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zachwolf wrote...
Hentanize wrote...
^Yea, because Google is a She.
FEAR THE MIGHTY UTERUS
I lol'd
bowserman wrote...
write in the searcher of Google ¨where to find Chuck Norris¨, and click on ôm felling lucky¨, see what happens.it's always funny to see Google's sense of humor come out.
I'm almost sure that everyone knows about this already but, if you go into settings and click on the drop down list for language there's a few mildly hilarious options like "Bork Bork Bork", Elmer Fudd, and Klingon.
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Room101
Waifu Collector
Religion - make your own and watch fame and follower's money roll in.
We may be laughting now, but in next 20 years it may be the new Christianity.
We may be laughting now, but in next 20 years it may be the new Christianity.
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My religion is known as "maybe-ism". We who practice maybe-ism believe that maybe there are many gods, or maybe just one, or that maybe there isn't a god at all. But no matter what happens we cant be wrong. Thats the beauty of maybe-ism :)
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kickinwing wrote...
My religion is known as "maybe-ism". We who practice maybe-ism believe that maybe there are many gods, or maybe just one, or that maybe there isn't a god at all. But no matter what happens we cant be wrong. Thats the beauty of maybe-ism :)Cool I am too
*high five
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kickinwing wrote...
My religion is known as "maybe-ism". We who practice maybe-ism believe that maybe there are many gods, or maybe just one, or that maybe there isn't a god at all. But no matter what happens we cant be wrong. Thats the beauty of maybe-ism :)I believe the term is neutralism
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TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
Religion is dumb. Jus' sayin'.Ive gotta agree with TDSA. Maybe its just not for me, but I think religion is pretty much pointless.
Although, some religions do offer a good set of moral values...
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IvIajoi2n wrote...
smashspite wrote...
[quote:cce40dbe84]Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.So Google has a gender now?
People have Absolutely to much spare time on their hands if they have decided to make a search engine a religion.
I can see it now.
Yahoo church against the church of Google, the war is on.[/quote:cce40dbe84]
Only sinners follow the path of Yahoo. The lord giveth unto his true believers better email storage and more apps. and always remember the path that leads to salvation is a narrow path... provided by google maps.
OMFG HAHAHAHAA
I can't.. hahahaha!!!. You made me literally laugh out loud!
About the religion stuff... it's a search engine. Nothing more, nothing less. Being atheist, I totally agree with the reasons why google seems closer to a god than all the other mentioned, but for me is still a search engine created by humans. A wonderful TOOL.
"Even a sardine's head can be a good as long as there are people who worship it"
- Red Priest Rezo, Slayers R-Evolution
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Captain Badass! wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
Religion is dumb. Jus' sayin'.Ive gotta agree with TDSA. Maybe its just not for me, but I think religion is pretty much pointless.
Although, some religions do offer a good set of moral values...
Words to live by.
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Captain Badass! wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
Religion is dumb. Jus' sayin'.Ive gotta agree with TDSA. Maybe its just not for me, but I think religion is pretty much pointless.
Although, some religions do offer a good set of moral values...
I beleive the bases of religion used to be a good idea
but due to the corruption of the human mind
it became another excuse to wage war on eachother.