I realized I have a weird girlfriend... but it can be funny.

I figured out how to truly help any argument to my girlfriend about her relationship rules. Two days ago she placed a ban for me to masturbate. So today she came over and saw I was on Fakku. she said "I thought I told you no masturbating..." I responded with a great comeback "Baby, baby, baby calm down. I'm not looking at porn. I'm reading the funny comments" I showed her comments on Pan Pan Bakery. She cracked up laughing and we read hentai together or rather, the comments on hentai for two hours XD

Your relationship was in trouble because she put a fap-ban on you? lolwow...

>Has a girlfreind
>Complains

>reading comments

I bet they were all retarded puns and vanilla jokes.

Don't forget you're here forever

So your relationship is now based on the comment section of this website...?

I think she wanted you to edge? Thus a ban on masturbating?

You sold your soul when you made an account. There is no turning back

Don't listen to me, but I'm a girl and if I had a bf I would never ban fapping. 1st is because I find it hot that guys do that (even on their own) 2nd is because I do the same and I know it's got nothing to do with me not being able to fulfil him sexually. 3rd is because it helps both parties with understanding their own bodies better and will make sex better. 4th is because I'm a bit of an introvert, I like my alone time so I respect his need for needing his alone time as well.

but well... sad truth is I don't have a boyfriend, so I'm in no position to criticise but I think if you make these points to your girlfriend it might help lift the ban?

Your relationship is still shit, and based on the whims of a codependent, insecure psychotic.

Just don't forget that, when you're giggling and she walks away.

I'd stop looking at porn. Or having thoughts. I'd recommend a lobotomy, to be honest. You're a male, thus, you have elevated levels of testosterone, thus you have an elevated sex drive, thus, you have a greater urge to yank it.

What she asks of you is not only unfair but completely and utterly ridiculous.

Now you're just making excuses for her, which leads me to believe you're either
a. whipped [the sex is amazing; or she's super hot]
or
b. you have ZERO self esteem.

:3

If the whole ban thing is related to some sort of S&M play that both of you are ok with adventuring into then that's fine.

If she's just trying to control you through that and it's less about sexy times then there is a problem.

Why not both?

:3

I'll admit it's a bit of both. Except we were dating for years at the time so I suppose I should change the subject from girlfriend to fiancee... Not sure if this is a good development or not...

Correct me if I'm misunderstanding this statement but:

Why the fuck are you talking about proposing to her when you've still got to sort the issue that she's put a fap-ban on you, and you're sitting back and taking it like a little bitch? Unless of course you've agreed to it because you're going to get the biggest fuck of your life out of it at the end, then that's fine. But if not then there's a serious problem which you need to talk to her about.



tl;dr - Fap-bans without sex at the end aren't normal.

Dude when did I ever say that I never got sex out of it? Aren't you presuming too much? I may not have been able to fap back then but I sure as hell got laid.

Are you telling me you're engaged after a few months?

No I got engaged to her a month back. We'd been dating since junior year in high school. Meaning we've been together for a good 6 years now.

Alrighty then. You didn't exactly make that clear in your Opening Post though, just sayin'



This could be misunderstood. I know I did. I thought you were thinking of popping the question, not that you already were engaged.

You're an idiot.

Edit:

Just read the whole "Since Junior year in highschool" thing.

Amended for concision:

Gigantic fucking tool.