If you could have any useless power...

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Rbz wrote...
PelsYamaguchi wrote...
so yes I would think that an enemy had turned into a snail.

Why not a dildo?


Hahaha. Wouldn't seem odd if someone turned into a dildo when in a fight?
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if i could hav a useless ability, it would be to play and beat any and all games on easy mode.
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I'd have the power to spawn soap with my ears
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super fast blinking skillz.
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The power to be immune to any weapon that will be developed after I die
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Waar wrote...
most of you are doing it wrong, these powers must be USELESS, serving no use to anyone.

coke into pepsi would be awesome if you were a pepsi fan or knew someone who was.

hibernation would be great due to the amount weight you could easily drop by sleeping for months.

sweet 50's montages would be sweet and therefor awesome.

Skin color would be great because you could claim racism almost anywhere and apply for minority scholarships/grants.

still think you going from a full size human to a pile of clothing with a snail somewhere in them would be fucking awesome to excape most enemies (that didnt know you had the ability).

the dodo bird one is good.


Well, I meant cocaine not coca-cola and since coke is much, much more expensive than pepsi, my powers are useless.[size=1](coughliescough) [/h]
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Turn into a Betamax tape.
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I would have the power to make myself permanently allergic to anything/everything.
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I would have the disembodied voice of Tony Jay Narrate the important moments of my life.
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HeroDuke wrote...
The power to be Aquaman or to be able to change coke into pepsi. Whichever is less useful.


Changing Coke into pepsi would be...awesome.
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Making water unboil
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being able to transform fluid into an aphrodisiac
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the power to spontainiusly combust
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Morning Star Soba-Scans Staff
The power to smell the sun.
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Kadushy Douchebag
The power to talk to grass.
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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.
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Kurobushi wrote...
The power to become invisible when no one is looking.


I saw this coming from a mile away!
Mystery Men...

The power to repeat mistakes
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Tsujoi Social Media Manager
Turn into a laptop forever.
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I would like a Super Slow-Mo powers =)
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Can I has another one?
I would love to be able to change the flavor of my saliva ;)