If you were God....

Just an intro, it's skippable:


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Q: What would you do if you had the power to create and destroy on a massive scale?

If you need help in getting started, then ask yourself the following questions based on the this outline:

I created Kallen and had sex with her for 1000 years?

should be in the serious discussion forum...

It's not really a serious discussion. And I don't expect serious answers from this, just have fun.

If I were God, I'd take a long hard look at how girls look/behave in anime, then reconsider my design...

Uhmm...

Power on a massive scale?

Well, apart from creating a dude with glowing hair in Times Square to shout "It's Over 9000!!!!" over and over until he exploded, reformed, and kept at it, I'd probably do the same thing I've been doing in Spore's Creature Creator.

Make Zerg.

So, First there was nothing. A deep, black nothing. And then, Arizth appeared.

Arizth looked, and saw the nothing, and decided it was boring. And on the first day, He created Light, the Cosmos (Using a self-replicating algorithm with just enough bugs for variety.), water, air, animals, and the like. This only took one day, because Arizth was not a lazy fuck.

On the second day, Arizth was still bored. So, he created Man to annoy the hell out of the animals. But man was flawed. And stupid.

So, Arizth focused his attention somewhere else, and created Zerg.

And then the funnies began.

End Arizthian creation myth.

Continuation of Arizth's myth.

Later many Billions of years later the Zerg finally created their super strain of mutant DNA. They strain came from Koreans. (KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE) The Zerg with their new brood of unstoppable creatures they ravaged the universe conquering planet after planet.

Man fell quickly to the Zerg, but one race seemed to stop the Zerg. The great Grizzly Bears fought against the Zerg pushing them back.




All was well and the Grizzly bears spread peace and Hentai throughout the universe.....

i would make a world without classification or cause for superiority, somewhere where all life lived equally. a little more serious of an answer then warzone wanted but i think that would be the ideal circumstances for living. fundementally flawed and all that shit... fuck it, we were less then intelligent a while ago (according to darwen, imo the most logical answer) and it seems alot more proper.

fucking right, adopt communism everyone!

gargle my balls waar lol you know what i mean. a time when adapting didnt mean adjusting the furnace to the right temperature and we didnt have people killing our food for us to create the illusion that we essentially respect animals.

e Bloodhound Gang's Hell Yeah comes to mind

Well, to answer my own question, I wouldn't be God even if given the chance. People seem to have this misperception that God doesn't exist because there is evil in the world. However, as I stated in the OP, I tried looking at things from God's perspective. Think about this, you have the gift of unlimited power and immortality. What are you gonna do with all of that? Are you gonna create an existence that reflects your superiority, or are you gonna create a flawed existence where nothing is certain, but the possibilities are limitless? Its obvious god chose the latter of the two choices, and I'm sure many of us here would make the same decision. Thats because we were created in his image. His image doesn't have to be limited to just a physical form, it could be a state of mind as well.


It has been mentioned before in scripture that God has emotions such as anger, joy and even jealousy.



If he can be jealous, then he can also express boredom. I don't think that makes him malevolent, that just makes it all the more clear that we are like him, only he has infinite power. Which brings me to the main reason why I don't want to be in God's shoes. Perhaps having so much power would make a being such a God very lonely. Sure he has his creations, but that's all they are to him. We're not his equal, so we aren't treated as such. We have many similarities, but they get dwarfed by the differences. We can never understand how a God thinks, and if god were to explain himself, the ideas would be so radical that we just wouldn't be able to comprehend it. Or maybe we would understand it, but end up asking ourselves "what's the point of it all?". In the end, there is no point to existence whether god exists or not. If God exists, then we shouldn't be too hard on him because he never asked to be God. He always existed and will never not exist (if you feel God doesn't exist, then just replace the word "God" with the "Universe").

It takes an enormous amount of determination and responsibility to live up to the concept of God. If I were given that kind of responsibility and I had no one by my side that I could relate to or call an equal, I would most certainly be an apathetic God. If I ever had the opportunity to ask God one question, it would be this: "Are you lonely?"

Id make cat's talk, anime/manga real, make sure STD's never exist, and pregnancy a myth (babies are born by reciting a spell with your partner(s) now).

I'll redesign the world's populace with Tony Taka's design as reference :-)

First there was nothingness, then.... it continued as such.

The the world one big action anime. Watch everyone fight and kill each other while I sit back, chow my Nachos and enjoy the show.

I would just go around a fuck with people, not exactly literally.

Id make it that there was no such thing as gay and no fucking douchebags

too bad itll never come true.

I'd do nothing.


Just live somewhere quiet and comfortably, so that no shit would trouble me.
Only throw in some event from time to time to keep universe from destroying itself.


But besides that, do nothing.

Sometimes, the best gift of a power is to not use this power at all.

Mila Kunis... Sasha Grey... The sex god(me)

As God, I would create the Earth, the Sun, the Moon, and the stars. Then I would create plausible evidence that I do not exist; not to test people but to be a dick. Then I would create man and do stuff... you know, biblical historical things and the what not.

I guess I probably would commit divine intervention and make all the hentai artists who quit drawing hentai make hentai again and remove whatever law prohibits them from doing so. Then I would strengthen relations in the world and make a group of men come up with individual economic theories that form together to strengthen the global economy and even go as far as to put countries out of debt.

And then I would treat this as Sim City and start throwing meteors at the Earth... BUT THEN MANKIND REACHES THE SPACE AGE!