If you were God....
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I would fuck with people, both literally and otherwise.
And do some alleviating on worlds problem on the side, but only when I am bored.
And do some alleviating on worlds problem on the side, but only when I am bored.
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johnny_username wrote...
Waar wrote...
fucking right, adopt communism everyone!gargle my balls waar lol you know what i mean. a time when adapting didnt mean adjusting the furnace to the right temperature and we didnt have people killing our food for us to create the illusion that we essentially respect animals.
waar miss's the point like its his job.
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Akasen wrote...
As God, I would create the Earth, the Sun, the Moon, and the stars. Then I would create plausible evidence that I do not exist; not to test people but to be a dick.After this, I would create intelligent life throughout the solar system. On the dark side of Mercury, Venus, the moon, Earth, Mars, and several of the moons surrounding the outer planets. The asteroid belt would be replaced by another rocky planet that would be like the Las Vegas of the solar system. Each place would have several unique lifeforms. Many would be humanoid. Oh, and humans would have lived during the dinosaur era and learned to tame them. Maybe have pokemon, dinosaurs, demons, MONSTER GIRLS, and other things thrown in the mix. And 65 million years or whatever many years later, intelligent life would be so advanced I can't even imagine it at the moment.
I would give certain people visions in order to help them avoid catastrophe or advance in technology. So interstellar space travel would be as easy as can be. Magic would absolutely be possible. Lifespans would span centuries. There would be a reincarnation cycle for all. Birth would be easier. No STD's. No cancer.
Every once in a while I would create an avatar of myself and live as a mortal. Maybe contribute something to society. Get my own harem and stuff.
I'd have to make periods of turmoil to stir things up. Maybe make a demon get unusually strong or some other scheme. A few tweaks here and there, and I think I would be thoroughly entertained for a very long, long time.
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If I were god I would create a civilization and let it become so advanced it would crumble under it's own success. Repeat.
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Give an enormous amount of money to Jacob, so he doesn't need to depends on the ads company, and Lolis will be allowed again in Fakku...
Ah, good dream.
Ah, good dream.
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1. i would animize(animate) the world
2. make girls look like they do in hentia
3. make sex even more enjoyable and acceptable
4. live in that world
5. also eliminate all annoyances(douches,snobby bitches, know it alls, people i have no reason for not liking, ext.....)
2. make girls look like they do in hentia
3. make sex even more enjoyable and acceptable
4. live in that world
5. also eliminate all annoyances(douches,snobby bitches, know it alls, people i have no reason for not liking, ext.....)
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meltme wrote...
Akasen wrote...
As God, I would create the Earth, the Sun, the Moon, and the stars. Then I would create plausible evidence that I do not exist; not to test people but to be a dick.After this, I would create intelligent life throughout the solar system. On the dark side of Mercury, Venus, the moon, Earth, Mars, and several of the moons surrounding the outer planets. The asteroid belt would be replaced by another rocky planet that would be like the Las Vegas of the solar system. Each place would have several unique lifeforms. Many would be humanoid. Oh, and humans would have lived during the dinosaur era and learned to tame them. Maybe have pokemon, dinosaurs, demons, MONSTER GIRLS, and other things thrown in the mix. And 65 million years or whatever many years later, intelligent life would be so advanced I can't even imagine it at the moment.
I would give certain people visions in order to help them avoid catastrophe or advance in technology. So interstellar space travel would be as easy as can be. Magic would absolutely be possible. Lifespans would span centuries. There would be a reincarnation cycle for all. Birth would be easier. No STD's. No cancer.
Every once in a while I would create an avatar of myself and live as a mortal. Maybe contribute something to society. Get my own harem and stuff.
I'd have to make periods of turmoil to stir things up. Maybe make a demon get unusually strong or some other scheme. A few tweaks here and there, and I think I would be thoroughly entertained for a very long, long time.
Then I would team up with Meltme because I like his idea.
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I would create a lesser god to rule the world in my place while I masquerade myself as an abnormal human being doing whatever I wish.
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I would do same thing as Jim Carrey
Just being more careful.
^ This is another choice
Just being more careful.
I would create a lesser god to rule the world in my place while I masquerade myself as an abnormal human being doing whatever I wish.
^ This is another choice
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i will create Iris (character in Princess waltz)in true form and marry her, so i can fuck her everyday
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i'd make a hybrid race of cheetahs and gorillas and have them fight the humans, but I'd make sure to give the gorilla people chainsaws and human intelligence.
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Ayban wrote...
Turn people into anime.Spoiler:
oh waw... i never think about that...
nice idea ^_^b
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I think God got it right when it made shit the way it did. Think about it this way, if God created everything, he/she/it created the most entertaining reality show possible.
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FinalBoss
#levelupyourgrind
The Jesus wrote...
I think God got it right when it made shit the way it did. Think about it this way, if God created everything, he/she/it created the most entertaining reality show possible.QFT
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Man if I was god ever sunday I would make something and send it to earth. "What the H is that,pancakes with machine gun! Wait are the bullets bacone?
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FinalBoss
#levelupyourgrind
I created an outline in case people need that extra push in terms of critical thinking.
