If Your Junk Could Talk
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Misaki_Chi
Fakku Nurse
I recently saw an film called Chatterbox about a woman who becomes famous for having a talking/singing vagina. What would you do if your private parts developed a mind of their own? (added) or what would it say?
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Misaki_Chi wrote...
I recently saw an film called Chatterbox about a woman who becomes famous for having a talking/singing vagina. What would you do if your private parts developed a mind of their own?Uh... are we talking about the Vagina Monologues?
Because if not, WHHHHHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
Also, mine would say
"OM NOM NOM JAMES' PENIS OM NOM NOM"
Spoiler:
[size=10]and apparently my vagina secretly sounds like the cookie monster. huh.[/h]
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Misaki_Chi
Fakku Nurse
Lollikittie wrote...
Misaki_Chi wrote...
I recently saw an film called Chatterbox about a woman who becomes famous for having a talking/singing vagina. What would you do if your private parts developed a mind of their own?Uh... are we talking about the Vagina Monologues?
Because if not, WHHHHHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
Also, mine would say
"OM NOM NOM JAMES' PENIS OM NOM NOM"
Spoiler:
[size=10]and apparently my vagina secretly sounds like the cookie monster. huh.[/h]
Lol no, the movie is about a woman who develops an actual talking vagina with its own personality called "Virginia". You never actually see it move its †˜lips’ or anything, you just hear it. It’s a funny/lame classic X rated film that a friend of mine had laying around
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Misaki_Chi wrote...
Lol no, the movie is about a woman who develops an actual talking vagina with its own personality called "Virginia". You never actually see it move its †˜lips’ or anything, you just hear it. It’s a funny/lame classic X rated film that a friend of mine had laying around
Sounds like one silly porno.
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I would name my junk Mammoth and we would sing "swing and sway the elephants way" everyday...being that it had a mind of its own. (Which it does)
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it would probably say one of the following
"why do you beat me so much"
"don't you dare do that again"
"don't ever use lefty"
"why do you beat me so much"
"don't you dare do that again"
"don't ever use lefty"
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Dude, 5 hours.. Don't do that to me again, did you need som-- oh..
You do all this to me now, but just you wait.. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
(anyone have an Evil-Goatee wearing Penis/Vigana?)
You do all this to me now, but just you wait.. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
(anyone have an Evil-Goatee wearing Penis/Vigana?)
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
"Stop jerkin' me so much man. And when are you gonna get some action? I'm lonely down here, I need the warm embrace of a vagina!"
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Mine would be whiny or overeager, but either way, a nuisance.
In public, gets erect- "Hey, c'mon, let's do something fun! Can we? Can we? C'mon, let's do something fun!"
About to masturbate, goes limp- "I'm tiiiired, I was up all day. Lemme sleep now, and we'll do something tomorrow... zzz..."
In public, gets erect- "Hey, c'mon, let's do something fun! Can we? Can we? C'mon, let's do something fun!"
About to masturbate, goes limp- "I'm tiiiired, I was up all day. Lemme sleep now, and we'll do something tomorrow... zzz..."
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Gravity cat wrote...
"Stop jerkin' me so much man. And when are you gonna get some action? I'm lonely down here, I need the warm embrace of a vagina!"Something along the lines of that, mine would be. That, or a simple trollface, if a public erection arises.
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If my junk started talking, I'd bug the fuck out. So long as I can fap, I'm not opposed to self-mutilation. Even if it is my most precious part, if any part of my body steps out of line, it's my body and I will assert my dominance.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
I guess my penis would yell. Y U DO THIS!!!! stop sticking shit in me.
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Misaki_Chi
Fakku Nurse
Glad to see that people are actually responding to this very random Q lol. If mine came to life I'd say, "alright already, I'll buy you that damn vibrator for Christmas, so shut the fuck up!"
