If Your Junk Could Talk
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I like to think that my dick is intelligent and would say something allong the lines of
"Ok find a girl your into for the long shot"
"Ok find a girl your into for the long shot"
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Lollikittie wrote...
Misaki_Chi wrote...
I recently saw an film called Chatterbox about a woman who becomes famous for having a talking/singing vagina. What would you do if your private parts developed a mind of their own?Uh... are we talking about the Vagina Monologues?
Because if not, WHHHHHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
Also, mine would say
"OM NOM NOM JAMES' PENIS OM NOM NOM"
Spoiler:
[size=10]and apparently my vagina secretly sounds like the cookie monster. huh.[/h]
lol, the Vagina Monologues does not actually involve talking vaginas X'D
As a kid I always thought it did though... great series of monologues, though. Everyone should see if if they get the chance.
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allright try and imagine this one with a deep sexy voice xD
-"im like the last sweet tasty strawberry on top of the cheap three-days old birthday cake,
if you pop me right off i'll be the sweetest, most tasteful thing your body ever imbraced,
and you wouldn't have to endure the nasty leftovers,
so get that kitchen knife baby and dump the leftovers."
in which i would have to duct tape "it" every day to conceal all its sweet-bitter talk :(
-"im like the last sweet tasty strawberry on top of the cheap three-days old birthday cake,
if you pop me right off i'll be the sweetest, most tasteful thing your body ever imbraced,
and you wouldn't have to endure the nasty leftovers,
so get that kitchen knife baby and dump the leftovers."
in which i would have to duct tape "it" every day to conceal all its sweet-bitter talk :(
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It would say something like....
"My life is the worst
your always beating me up
my family is nuts
my neighbor is an asshole
and the only one's I wanna hangout with are pussies"
yeah. . . pretty much something like that
"My life is the worst
your always beating me up
my family is nuts
my neighbor is an asshole
and the only one's I wanna hangout with are pussies"
yeah. . . pretty much something like that
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echoeagle3
Oppai Overlord
first of all I would be like. WHAT THE FUCK! WHY THE FUCK IS MY DICK TALKING!! WHAT KIND OF WEIRD TWILIGHT ZONE IS THIS?!? it would probably say "Let me out! I'm sick of being confined in these clothes all the time. How am I supposed to find a nice vagina and settle down If I'm always trapped in here?"
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A Convo...
Penis: Sup
Me: Holy shit, wut's up dawg
Penis: Not much nigger
Me: What are u doing later man?
Penis: Oh you know...fucking your hand.
Me: Ahh yeah son! You always were the best at getting some! Oh yeah what type of lube should we use today?
Penis: Go with the KY Tingling jelly!
Me: Shit son you always know what's what.
Penis: Your damn right I do
Me: Well I'll talk to you later tonight...when we decide the material to which we let our seed be released!
Penis: Sup
Me: Holy shit, wut's up dawg
Penis: Not much nigger
Me: What are u doing later man?
Penis: Oh you know...fucking your hand.
Me: Ahh yeah son! You always were the best at getting some! Oh yeah what type of lube should we use today?
Penis: Go with the KY Tingling jelly!
Me: Shit son you always know what's what.
Penis: Your damn right I do
Me: Well I'll talk to you later tonight...when we decide the material to which we let our seed be released!
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FinalBoss
#levelupyourgrind
Dick: Stop stroking me, everytime you do that I puke.
Me: What about piss?
Dick: That doesn't count.
Me: What about piss?
Dick: That doesn't count.
