Important Quotes

[9/29/2009 8:56:04 PM] penelobot: make sure to shit on her chest after you rape her ass
[9/29/2009 8:56:08 PM] penelobot: girls love that romantic shit

EDIT

[2:36:09 PM] edibleghost: that's like trying to suck 3 dicks, but only having 1 mouth
[2:36:17 PM] Klorofolun: It can be done

EDIT2

19:23:19 [@Mattarat] I'm pretty sure if Gyarados did splash, it would be pretty fucking effective

I've found that in the past month, words have betrayed me. - Ish

There are three conditions to terrify someone.
One, the monster can't speak.
Two, the monster has to be unidentifiable.
Three, it's meaningless if the monster can die.

-Aozaki Touko

I agree with this Few perfectly just don't let my wife found find out :cant rember who said thisL

"Yo man you need a cat? I can hook you up, I know a guy."
-TMS

"Life is like a penis, most people don't know it. But most people suck so they usually blow it."
-The Bloodhound Gang

Arr Bloodhound Gang quotes, I be joinin' ya matey.

"Never worrying about dying cause it can't be any better
But whatever happens to happen always happens for the worst
And if the worst is yet to happen I hope it happens to you first" ~The Bloodhound Gang

nice choice, how about:

Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
-Bloodhound gang

"Life's short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out." ~The Bloodhound Gang


Lol.

very good, shall we continue Granth?

C-C-C-Combo breaker!

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"Lesson learned: Once a fakker, always a fakker"

You guys have no idea how true this statement/meme is.

YOU CHEEKY BASTARD! lol

"If there were no God, there would be no atheists."
-G. K. Chesterton

"In the Beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams

"Beer is proof God loves us."
-Benjamin Franklin

"I want dick in my doujin - not two guys making love and barely ever seeing their penis." - ZiggyOtaku

how much wood could i wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

"I'm totally getting sodomized by Big Daddy's Drill... Bogus!"

“The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.”
-Marty Feldman

"The next time I see you even trying to get within the vicinity of 5 meters from my girl, I'll kill you."

~Quote of the day to an asshole by DevilDevilish~

"hellooooooo are you still there?"-portal turret

"Edibleghost I'm like, inside you"