Important Quotes

Moral of the story, Wear a rubber during phone sex as to not electrocute yourself!

"If we do not know the opposite to something, then we cannot know anything."
"If we did not have evil, how would we know good?"
As I sit here listening to the Indiana Jones theme song, I can't help but think about this quote
"Support Hardy-Weinberg theorem;practice random mating"
And then of course, this quote from my friend
"Life is about what you need to do, pass on your genes to the next generation. In other words, fuck, fuck, and fuck some more"

and hey said let there be hentai, and he looked upon what he had created and he fapped

Hey, Ranma. Yeah. Fuck you.

"Life is short- and it ain't all strippers and ice cream".

Life short fuck as many chicks as you can before you go out

[19:16] <Anomalouse> What do people normally talk about on #fakku?
[19:16] <HentaiElder> Topics are endless. Space is the limit.

I am a god.

Edit:

[21:22] <Space> Teclo
[21:22] <Space> You got as far as getting me on my back
[21:22] <Space> then you went limp?
[21:23] <Teclo> sorry man, i'm putting together than rabu album still
[21:23] <Teclo> so i rammed you onto your back, then opened winamp

Again:

[21:25] <Teclo> Space, the only thing that will kill you is my cock
[21:25] <Space> I love you too, Teclo <3

One more time:

[23:41] <BlackCoolt> Why do i go to school
[23:41] <Space> For an education
[23:41] <BlackCoolt> Hmm
[23:41] <Space> To make more money when you graduate
[23:41] <BlackCoolt> Yeah right..
[23:41] <Space> to be in debt to the people you borrowed money from
[23:41] <Space> :D
[23:42] <BlackCoolt> You make me smile
[23:42] <Space> <3
[23:42] <BlackCoolt> No
[23:42] <Space> ):

Uno Mas:

[05:10] <Space> YAY!
[05:10] <CPOK> booty call?
[05:10] <Space> Star Trek Voyager is almost 50% DONE
[05:10] <Space> I'm a nerd
[05:10] <Space> nice try

Nora Natsu: anyways ive got a boner the size of donky kong
Space Cowboy: Donkey Kong was 10-20 pixels tall, at the most. Sucks to be you, bro.

Spaceychan: Which one of your friends would you marry?
[3:32:14 AM] Midgar: space
[3:32:28 AM] Midgar: i would marry the fuck out of space


もう一同：

[4:41:53 AM] Midgar: i would never watch anime
[4:42:13 AM] Midgar: i prefer to play football and brofist other bros like me
Spaceychan: Don't you mean slap each other on the ass?

Space: If you could have one rare or extinct animal, what would it be?
[7:17:38 AM] Midgar: THE RARE AND POWERFUL FAGGOT HAWK
[7:17:38 AM] Midgar: IT SWOOPS IN AND CLAWS AT PEOPLES FACES
[7:17:46 AM] Midgar: INSTANTLY TURNING THEM GAY
Space: What would you do in a zombie outbreak?
[7:18:01 AM] Midgar: use my faggot hawk on the zombies
[7:18:22 AM] Midgar: they cant eat me if they are having sex with each other

[20:20] <Grim32> I sneezed & suddenly there was a bra on my lap
[20:20] <Stradivarius> Grim
[20:20] <Stradivarius> Does your gf have a sneezing fetish?
[20:20] <Stradivarius> As in: You sneeze, she strips?
[20:20] <Grim32> Not that I know of o.o
[20:21] <Stradivarius> inb4 Grim's gf shoving pepper up his nose

Pen: Catfish? Would you consider having babies with me?
Catfish: ...

No no, it's "hahahaha", not "..." :)

You didn't say anything for the longest time, my quote is accurate.

Kenjugs: Space, minus rep for saying pizza hut pizza is shit.

I thought the term was "Make a life"?

all the oneliners by stan lee in the marvel movies.

The most important Qoute in my Life
"Do The Impossible, See The Invisible
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
Break the Unbreakable, Touch The Untouchable
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER"

Butthurtarat has spoken.


Yea. He deleted this the last time I posted it folks!