Let's go to the hospital!
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PorygonPowah
Genuine Lumberjack
Popped an eyeball when I was 7. Was one of the coolest experiences of my life :D It's so weird having one eye see one thing and the other see something totally different.
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PrincessTristan wrote...
Darkhilt wrote...
PrincessTristan wrote...
I work in a hospital (never been as a patient). I am sure many of you are aware of pictures such as this one floating everywhere:Spoiler:
When you work in the emergency department these are reasonably common sights (especially on a Friday/Saturday night). Women tend to be more creative because they have more holes to work with.
Where the fuck do you even find people like this O.o.
Anyways one experience I could consider embarrassing would be having to talk to a CNA because she decided she didn't want to clean a patient because he was black and had maggots festering in front of said patient.
Wait what? Maggot festering?
Presuming by CNA you mean the nurse (I had one who still called herself a sister - how fucking old is she!).
patient was extremely unsanitary and had an extremely bad case of nosocomial subcutaneous myiasis. Imagine a 500+ lb african american who is in no shape to clean himself to the point where between flabs of fat maggots are burrowing in his skin and its slowly killing the surrounding area to the point that the smell of decaying flesh overwhelms his already hideous odor.
and lol, a lot of nuns are CNAs as par with their covens standards, really I haven't seen a nun work around here recently but since their pay is significantly lower or less troublesome until we lay off all the CNAs we picked up two of them I think for med surg
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Darkhilt wrote...
patient was extremely unsanitary and had an extremely bad case of nosocomial subcutaneous myiasis. Imagine a 500+ lb african american who is in no shape to clean himself to the point where between flabs of fat maggots are burrowing in his skin and its slowly killing the surrounding area to the point that the smell of decaying flesh overwhelms his already hideous odor.Oh look another image I don't need in my head while eating.
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I'm a frequent hospital goer. When i was younger i use to fall alot (still do). Now its because I'm a fighter. The most embarrassing was when i slipped on a bar of soap and hit my head on the faucet. i passed out naked as the day i was born. so embarrassing
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I had to get a physical. the nurse who gave me the hernia exam looked just like my grandmother.
also, the spray can pic is fake. they're made of metal so it would be all white on an x-ray. i'm not saying no one ever shoved a spray can up their ass, just that's not a picture of one.
also, the spray can pic is fake. they're made of metal so it would be all white on an x-ray. i'm not saying no one ever shoved a spray can up their ass, just that's not a picture of one.
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Grenouille88 wrote...
I went to the emergency room when I was seven because I cracked my head on a corner in my house. I was spinning around in my living room and then fell over right into the corner. Embarrassing in hindsight.I had a similar experience, when I was 4, still have a small scar in my left eyebrow from where I ran headlong into a hard rock maple end table.
Also, I finally got a Decent Job, I'm going to be working as an EMT. I'm sure I 'll have some stories after my first shift.
