Nice Gestures You Hated

Wow, what an unbelievable moron. In case you didn't see it, I said to Gravity Cat that I don't want people to waste their money on me, especially when they waste it on things I don't want. So, the fact that you say that the only reason I don't tell them is because I'm afraid they will stop buying me gifts is simply absurd. I actually don't want them to buy me gifts.

And I should point out that you seem to misunderstand the lemon analogy. Someone giving me a gift would be the lemonade, not the lemons. And I don't want the lemonade so how can I be bitching about how life didn't give it to me? Your comment is a fallacious nightmare. You're judging my personality based on a post about gifts, a post that I explained thoroughly already, and failing miserably.

I understand what you're trying to say, OP, but you're doing so terribly and coming off as a dick. As for me, when I got something I didn't want (which happens all the time; I'm pretty content with what I got), I thanked the person with a smile and when they're gone just threw it in my room somewhere. Yeah you can argue it's a waste of space but it's not killing anyone and at least I got to make that person feel good.

This. Exactly this.

Maybe this applies, but when I ask for my brother to wake me up early so that we can get on the road before traffic hits. While I do appreciate it later on in the day, I can't help but hate it then - when it's 4:00 in the morning and I fell asleep an hour before.

Have you ever heard the claim that masturbating makes people blind? Poppycock of course but I'm thinking about starting the rumor that masturbating to hentai makes you dyslexic which a lot of people here seem to be...

I thanked the people who bought me gifs, I even spent a few bucks on an international phone call to do so, I kept those things and I spent some hours reading those books and playing that game. Granted, I would prefer to have gotten something different or even nothing at all but I never said to them that I hated the gift. I did exactly what you claim to do and even more because I didn't throw «it in my room somewhere», I actually used those things so they wouldn't be a total waste.

In the event that you are refering to my response to Jesus, you can call me a dick all you want. Speech goes both ways and argumentative aggressiveness is an asset, not fallacy.

Honestly the only things that come to mind are high maintenance things (like temperature sensitive fish that need a specific tank that I can't afford (only happened once, but where am I supposed to find a tropical salt-water tank at 8 something at night on a Tuesday?) or potted plants that need full sun and my acony gets maybe partial being generous. It's just kinda irritating since they look at it when they're over, anything less than perfect just seems unappreciative.

high fives. They annoy me

I just generally hate it when people say god bless you. Some people get really offended when you don't say it to them but me personally I just find the whole thing antiquated and stupid. I'm an atheist so blessing me doesn't mean anything to me. I also don't understand why we bless people when they sneeze. The whole thing is just really stupid.

same...