Nutcracker

So dudes-

How many times, by your reckoning, have you been punted in the cajones?

Think you deserved it?

For myself, it would seem that the boys have their own gravity wells- especially when playing any sports. The number of times baseballs, tennis balls, soccer balls, footballs, or any impact device such as rackets and bats- There were times where they were veritably liquified. Felt like my sack was full of some sorta jelly rather than testes.

I value my balls more than my life. I let no one touch it unless they do it with their tongue.

Only a few times.
Must protect nuts, yo.

Quiete a bit actualy, not hard, just the painful ones, I may as well take life wearing a cup.

lol
somebody voted the final option. I feel bad for him.

Anway, I count myself lucky to be under 20 times. Seriously, who gets punched there more than that? That ain't right

Under 20. Got it while sparring with my friend.

Experienced that once, but never will.

That'd be I.

Likely not 100+, but I have lost count. (Again, a large portion while playing sports... perhaps I just have bad Eye-Ball coordination.)

What kind of sparring that allow you to bust your opponent's nuts ?

Probably more than 40, but that seems like a lot now that I think about it

easily 20+, girls have a tendency to flail quite a bit.

Uh, once that I recall. Out in the middle of the woods, in the pitch black, with a couple of friends. Looking back on it I'm surprised I didn't get raped. >.>

Only a few times. I don't have the fastest reflexes in the world, but by the way I dodge hits to the jewels you'd think I could see into the future.

my balls started hurting just thinking about it

So many times I walk around town with a cup on. The funny thing is that they are all unexpected

Over 60. Most of them are by me kicking my nuts when I go to sit down.

Under 20... the last one was years ago when I missed the tennis ball and the racket smashed a different ball.

under twenty i would assume...i have very good reaction time.

What GoodDay said...well that and cricket cups are your friend.

It's the after pain. The impact is a bitch, but the after pain is deadly.