Nutcracker

I didn't mean to double post. Also, I apologize for my mistake. I wanted to spark up two smashing conversations with the intelligent people of IB but seem to have made my way to Random. Whatever shall i do now?

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no such thing my friend...

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"That is, unless, war were declared."
alarm goes off
"What was that?!?"
"War were declared."

Was...

It was a direct quote, the grammar was nothing of my own design. I win. Now someone tell me how to get this moved to were it belongs.

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I loved that Volcano. ಠ_ಠ

use spell check from here on out...

apparently nobody got this...fucking futurama reference up in this mother.

OT: yes I have...and it fucking hurts like a bitch.

ಠ_ಠ...+ rep when I get the chance

As a matter of fact, i did. And i have a funny story to go along with it (Well...it's kinda funny.)

It was back when i was in the 9th grade. One day, while waiting near the school for my ride home, i felt something kick my butt. As I turned around to find out who did it, there was this skinny orange-ish brown haired girl behind me. Of course, i asked her why she she felt the urge to try and put her nike's up my ass, (this, of course, wasn't the way i asked her) and she just said "No reason." From there, I engaged in some small talk with her for a bit before her mom's car pulled up.

After that day, (almost single school day afterward) after school, she would kick me square in the butt, and i wouldn't do anything about it. (You could pretty much say that it was her way of saying "Hello" to me.) Of course, we'd talk and then either my dad or her mom would come and one of us would leave. Eventually, I got fed up with getting "das boot" in public, so i finally decided to do something about it.

Worst. Plan. Ever.

Anyway, it was a cold winter day, and, as usual, I was waiting on my ride, when i saw her coming down the street. That's when I (like an idiot) turned around, hoping that she would, for once say "hi" instead of giving another delivery of foot to my rear. What i didn't count on was the fact that she was staring completely staring into fucking space and was getting ready to kick me!

Then it happens...BAM! ...Right in the nuts. And, to make things worse, there was a TON of people that saw the whole thing go down.

And, so(after waking around like a girl wearing a skirt about to piss on herself for about 2 minutes, give or take) I regained my composure and acted as if nothing ever happened. She left school about 5 months later and i never saw her again.

To this day, every time i think about about what happened, my nuts start to hurt again... :(

When I was 10. Kids hated me. Nuff' Said.

When I was a young lad, I wanted to go outside but my cousin didn't let me, but I didn't listen to him and BAM! Didn't even take a second thought... Just kicked me right in the nuts.

back then in highschool, every dude was trippin by low-blowing (upward motion from behind the person, towards his nuts) dodged a few of those.. others werent so lucky.. fall down to knees and start cursing the suspect

I've been kicked, punched, and other things, in the nads...

also, respective generic female part = cunt punt :3

hit my nuts, never cracked them.

I'm a girl so I dont belong here, but I once punched my older brothers nuts when he was exercising. I just did it, walked past him and BAM on the nuts. I had to hid in the bathroom for hours. I have no idea why I did it, I didnt even think about it, it was like my fist moved on its own D: But I think I was like 10 back then...
And once I kicked his nuts with my knee. But that was his fault, he was twisting my wrist (but not that hard) and at the point when it felt uncomfortable, I raised my knee. It was 100% a reflex, didnt do it on purpose, and the next thing I saw was my brother lying on the floor holding his nuts and swearing. And again I ran to the bathroom and locked myself there for hours.

About 10 times if memory serves me correctly and most of them we're during middle school and at work.

O.o, sad...

Oooooo I remember one time when my friends where having a game of ball tap tag, and my one friend, who is a 6 ft tall black guy mind you, came up and literally punched me in the balls. Ever since then I'm basically immune to all ball taps.