Oddest and weirdest moments for erections!

I'm pretty sure all us guys have had the odd moment where we randomly get a hard on, and there's nothing erotic or sexual around in the slightest! Call it raging hormones or viagra spiked food, either way it's an annoyance!

So I ask where is the most weirdest place you've had a hard on? And how do you get it to go down?

The weirdest I can remember is during my exams, it was a maths exam which I'm terrible at. So I'm stressing over the fact nothing in the exam makes sense to me, and then things start getting happy below, maybe I get hard ons to deal with stress and math? One of life's not so fascinating mysteries.

So discuss your odd erecting moments! (And if any girls feel left out, well you can still tell us the oddest things thats turned you on.)

Can't tell which moment is an awkward time to get a hard on anymore since my dick has a mind of it's own. When I was in high school, I try to wait it out and hopefully before the bell rings it'll revert back to normal.

please make your topic names more relevant to the question at hand, it's very hard to justify keeping this thread in random when your title is as incoherent as that.

Sorry, i'll make sure to keep that mind in the future.

id have to say that irecall once that i was resting in a jacuzzi with my sis on our swim suits and i was remembering i gurl i liked and since i was relaxin u can probably guess what happened XD, anyways da funny part was when my mom told me to come and i wsa like -- fuck Fuck FUCK FUCK-- so 2min later i went to help her XD

It's never a bad moment to have a boner. Assert your manliness!

Yeah, like when you watch a wrestling match. Between two fat dudes.

There's a fat wrestling asshole holding up another fat wrestling asshole who is about to eat floor, and then there's a dude in the audience with a boner. Who's more badass? The lone dude with the boner, no contest.

Why so?

Takes more MANLINESS to get a keep your boner in that situation than fighting the match himself?

Just taking a wild stab in the dark.

You're catching on, young grasshopper.

Seems more like he's gay for the fat guys.

Jealous of a man secure with his sexuality?

Well, he did get a boner looking at two fat guys wrestling.

But they weren't the cause of the erection. You'll understand once you walk around a crowded area with a woody while looking cocky. Only then will you understand.

id have to say when i got slaped by my ex-girlfreind. the fact that she noticed made the argument worse lol

lol I used to get boners on the bus and it would only go down after a walk

i was sitting in JROTC classroom and class was over and i just suddenly got a hard on... since i was alone i just jerked off XD

One time at work I was just severing a serious of customers and I walked into the walk in fridge, I guess It was the coldness but low and behold.

Nah, he'll understand when he gets an erection, period.