Oddest and weirdest moments for erections!

there was one time i was on the phone and i got an erection and my pants went down a little and this cute chick near me saw, i honestly thought she liked it, she did this expression that was just like, Nice, wasn't sure if i should talk to her about it or not.

Well, I was walking past a flower shop and thought to myself, those are some pretty hot flowers. Weirdest moment for me.

I used to be on the neighborhood swimteam. As such, I would always wear speedo shorts, which are not dissimilar to the really tight bloomers you see in some hentai. You can imagine how revealing they are. Anyways, I was still wearing my actual swims shorts (who the hell wants to walk around in a speedo?) getting stretching for a heat and I felt one coming on, for no damn reason. Yes, there were some rather cute/hot females on my team, but when you're about to go, you're only thoughts are about that 25m strip of cold blue. I tried my hardest thinking of my father, grandmother, sewage, or anything that would get it to go away, but to no avail. Standing up there on the block in just the speedo, you feel exposed enough without a boner. Every cheer from the surrounding kids mothers sounded like a jeering laugh, all of their talking - pointed whispers. That minute or so waiting for the whistle felt like an eternity. When it finally blew and I was off, it felt as though the shorts were going to slide off. The elastic band actually got caught on the tip. It disappeared about halfway through my run, and I ended up beating my previous best by about 2 seconds.

I was doing homework and my grandma decides to help, after awhile of doing homework I guess I just got bored and then out of nowhere comes a random boner. So I had to struggle to hide the damn thing so she couldn't see it. The fact that I could even get a boner with my grandma around makes me sad

Oh god I hear you on this one... I swear it did some serious psychological damage to me

My worst moment was during one of the winter concerts a few years back. Long story short, I got a massive hard on when we had to stand up and bow...to this day I am still thankful that the clarinet player in front of me was as fat as hell.

As for me I had a hard on in the hallway in my school and one of the girls in a group noticed and pointed at me and they all laughed at me, yeah, I did cry that night... T.T

That happened to me once, except we all went in the bathroom and they sucked my cock...

The weirdest moment for me was when my gf got into a fight with the school bitch...(Every school has one...) My gf actually won, but when I walked over to her to see if she was alright, she noticed I had a total hard on. She slapped me and walked away. I ended up making it up to her by taking her to see Happy Feet. (That movie sucked sooo much!)

(The 2nd story is actually true.)

I had a hard-on at the worst time evar . . . . standing up in front of a girl

this is going to sound really weird!! but onetime my Friends little sister started
clinging to me and for some reason I got a hard on!! and I was like OH SHIT!! because I am not a pedophile and this was just weird but I can actually hide my Boners though, I have to bend foward alittle and pull my shirt foward away from my stomach to hide its enormous size, Thanx to my Biological Dad being African Canadian and because of this I have a about a 7 Inch Meat Wrench!! (8 inches when I am super horny) but ya it is hard to hide though sometimes.

I randomly get erections from watching explosions. When that happens I usually look down and utter a quiet "what the?"

It hapens everytime I eat brantons pickles on rye bread.


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I was in Jr. high. I was staring and this girls breasts (extremely large for her age and size). The teacher, a nun, walked down the row of desks and ask me a question. You have to stand up to reply to the questions. My erection hits the bottom of the desk top as I starting to stand. the nun got pissed off, the girls were shocked and the guys just laughed.

An advice..dont get an erection while around family members, especially cousins :3

Not cool lol..

Um, I don't know... maybe this one time where I was letting my sister sleep on my lap and just out of no where explicit images popped into my head so I was fighting for my dick to not get hard and do something I'd regret for the rest of my life. I managed to get it down and it all worked out, can't really remember what I did to do that though.

kissing cousins -w- its bad having hot cousins i mean i got cousin who were in pagents and others... hmm -w-

...all i have to say is that the male genitals have minds of their own... hahahaha...

I always get wood when just waking up, no matter how short the sleep. Unfortunately, I have also had some pretty boring classes. In senior year of high school, the statistics teacher told us to stand up and stretch because she got tired of all the sleepy-heads, me semi-included. As I was getting up I noticed a kinda painful constriction on my crotch, and to my horror realized I would have a boner in class in half a second if I didn't do something. Amazingly I actually managed to slip my hard-on between my belt and gut, hence painfully saved myself. Of course, right after that, I told my two friends in the class what almost happened because I was about to crack up.

high school, right when the bell rang so i couldnt just wait for it to pass, and to make it even better i left my fly open so my boxers were poppin out a bit, ahh good times

When I took a urban combat tactics class at blackwater I got a hard on during a room breach exercise.(the tight ass thigh rigs didnt help)