Oldest Living Memory

What was The Oldest Living Memory that you can remember wayy back..?

and don't make such silly post like when I'm inside my mothers vagina.. or

The Day i was Born..


MINE: is when i got my first toy (lego).. remembering it just now is so blurred..
i was 3 or 4 years old..

I shit you not, first birthday, I shoved my head into a cake.

Remember doing it. But nothing else of that day.

Have pictures and video somewhere to prove it.

My first birthday when i was still fat and dancing on a table eating black forest cake from red ribbon

Saying hello to the girl sitting next to me on my first day of 1st grade. I can't remember what she looked like, what her name was, or what she even said, just that I said "Hi". I was 5 years old.

I don't remember anything before that, and the next thing I remember after that was smashing my nose on a table a year and a half later.

Hmm... probably of my first house in MA.
There was a landing on a very small set of stairs I called my "cozy corner". I remember that. :)

my first memory was my first birthday.. my mom gave me an inner tube =))

I was like..... 3? I found a cat under our house, named it Milo. She still alive, miraculously. She's gotta be like, 16 or 17 or something.

When i want to enter kindergarten ,

seeing so much kid crying and say "mommy" "mommy", i got scared like shit and decide to not the enter that kindergarten ...

I smashed my huge lego trex at my cousin for luls

when i drew my first drawing. it was like an UH-1H or something and i had fun adding more rotors to it.

Let me see here. Hmm... When I had my damn forsaken and hellish OCD.

When I got my first trikey
man was it amazing. it was hot rod pink and had little beads in the wheel
It was a mans bike

my first birthday when i still had a major fear of clowns and mascots

mine was when
-I was in Kindergarten, I hit my shin on the ladders of the slide, fell back first into solid concrete.... lol
-around the age of kindergarten, my first kiss.... damn she moved...

Revolving doors and windows at a hotel we visited when I was 3. That's all I remember from that trip.
Also squashing a caterpillar with bare hands at grandparents' place around the same time (+/- couple months of the previous incident).

the oldest thing I can remember is...

when I was around 3 or 2....playing biliard with my dad on Sega(no one knows this old console anymore)...I lose and I kick the sega until it broke...

nice one ehh...XDD

i can still remember giving my dad a headshot with the toy bow and arrow set

hey some people might remember being born >.>

my first memorie... i cant remember what came first... being like 2 or 3 getting shit train or hanging with a cousin of mine around age 3

i remember riding in my parents VW bus at 5yrs old. i also remember the glass door knob on the shifter.