Oldest Living Memory

around 3-4 years old

threw up on my famicom and cries afterward

what is a living memory? and what would be considered a deceased memory?

c'mon your joking right?

as in earliest memory you have of your life.

lol i can remember sitting at my desk in 1st grade thinking "This can not be real, this cannot be my life."

right, but would that not just be "what is your earliest memory", why the distinction?

How about you fix it then -w- or ask someone to fix it

i also remember losing my first tooth,

i never believed in santa claus because my father told me he was his brother

no, im lazy; you do it.

gosh darn i tried but it didnt work =/

when i lost my tooth i was eating a apple =w=

funny how i can remember exactly what i was thinking when i was like3 years old

Actually this is psychologically impossible as you brain doesnt develop well enough to remember things until you're about 3 or 4.

That being said my earliest memories are around that time and i cant remember which one is first or what but one time i was in the philippines and this was when my grandma had her stroke that basically immobilized her. like when we were at the hospital there was some lady that put this plastic propeller on a straw and basically made a twirly bird thing and i thought it was awesome.

Another one around this time was that when i was at my aunties house one of her roommates, who was a couple, like just got home and i think i was obsessed with the lady for some reason and i was trying to get into their room and the man basically blocked me. So the lady for some reason flashed me her titties XD and it was nice. but i think later that day like this was after she got out of the shower and she asked me, while wearing only a towel, if i wanted to take a bath with her but being shy i said no.

Also on another trip to the Pi. my auntie had a abopted daughter who i thought was a dude cause she was flat chested, well anyway i found out one time that he was a she cause she was taking a bath and just gotten out and my mom and auntie were talking to her and being a curious kid(2nd cousin was also with me) i looked through a keyhole, yes one of thsoe old fashioned things and i saw her drying her pussy and im like "wtf theres no dick" and then i tried to kiss her while she was trying to find something XD

And one more thing, I was at my house that im in now and like my friend was over and idr how this happened but somehow i managed to convince her to take off her shirt and get under my bed with me, mind you im shirtless too, and i like kissed her. strange this was is that i tried to do somehting else to her but my ear ended up hitting the spring on my bed and i crawled underneath the desk i had and was crying. she was sitting in on the floor still shirtless and her mom came into the room and wondered what happened and that was the last i saw of her till i was like 16 or so.

I remember throwing sand in a future friend's face in my first year of school, age five. Cannot for the life of me remember why, just the telling off in the toilets while the teacher cleaned him up.

I remember when I was two-ish/three-ish?
Got stuck under a sofa and my parents didn't notice until like an hour later.
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Oh God! I can feel the memories squirming around in my brain.

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Almost fell to a well when I was 5... Quite traumatic.

age 4 when i fell from a tree trying to get the attention of my boy cousin hes 8 years older than me
when i fell i think my back hit a rock and i went unconscious after then i woke up a day after while someone was massaging my back ~chita!~ ^_^

hence why i say some people O.o mutants man mutants

At age 4, I wanted to play on the computer but they couldn't let me. I used my secret weapon toddler rage a tantrum.

seems you have memory parasites


also coco, your memory made me lol; your parents were bad ass.

The color purple, that's it. Nothing interesting or funny, just a color.

my oldest memory is of when i opened the car door when i was 3 as we were crossing a bridge. both my parents like screamed because i was not wearing a seatbelt