One insignificant thing you dislike about today.

Saw way too much good porn today. I can't shoot 10 loads like fictional characters. So now I'm sitting here frozen with indecision...

Fucked up my gym routine and diet for few days, grrr

Among one of the many random conversations with my manager, the subject of YouTube having a porn equivalent (YouPorn and RedTube) came up. I explained there's one of Facebook called FuckBook, and tried explaining how I came across it: heard about it randomly on the Internet, one day got curious and checked to see if it existed. But I explained that poorly and it only made me sound like I actively use it.

Why am I so awkward.

FUCK YOU. You can't kill Jerome like that.

So fucking tired.

Neighbours are building their tennis court, and all the construction is going on right across from my room.

Woke up at 8 this morning to maximise the enjoyment of my day off. But 1) we had to look after a relative's dog who is very active, and 2) the day went way too quickly.

Took a nap yesterday and couldn't get any sleep during night what so ever

Over a month or two ago I sold a customer an entire box of 12-pack sets of HB pencils and even let her keep the box since I thought it would be easier to carry. She came back yesterday asking for a refund/exchange because they weren't sharpened and couldn't be arsed to do each pencil individually. She took that long to bring them back after assuming they were already sharpened despite clearly being able to see through the seethrough packaging that they're not.

After she got her exchanged goods I suggested that should she have any problems with bulk sharpening in the future she could buy an electric sharpener from Argos. I tried not to come off as rude in the way I said it, though I don't think I did as we had a small conversation about crankhandle sharpeners.

My 17 old dog died 30 mins ago.

It would have to be stepping on a whole strip of that crap you put under carpet to hold em down...the thing with the whole crap ton of nails sticking up..

Got blamed for pretty much everything for no reason and i was running on a handful hours of sleep.

I overslept again and missed some of my classes.

Sleep schedule fucked up, my fridge broke, didn't go to gym, didn't win a poker tournament, tattoo time got changed...

This seriously has been one sucky week!

I've learnt the hard way on Minecraft to never trust a pack-Donkey with valuables.

I managed to tame two Donkeys while I was renovating my world's NPC village (which conveniently is in a Plains biome) both of which died.

• The first one drowned because I ran it into the water and it got stuck on a dirt bridge one block wide, and it was too stupid to go in any direction so it wouldn't drown

• I leashed up the second to a fence post which was near a cactus I planted for easy trash disposal while I was building elsewhere, and didn't count on it being stupid enough to get killed by said cactus. All that was left was a leash knot and a missing donkey. Everything it dropped must've either gotten destroyed or despawned by the time I'd noticed. Thankfully everything but the saddle is replacable but it had 20 blocks of Redstone and two stacks of Rails on it. Poof. Gone, just like that. I'm glad I didn't take my entire supply of Redstone but the rails are going to require so much Iron Golem farming to replace.

Probably best using them to hoard items easier to replace, like Villager trade items like raw meat and Wheat, or easily reproducable items like Pumpkins and Cobblestone (via a cobblestone generator)

Weather was cloudy, rainy and grey as fuck, which I currently don't want to see since it reflects my current feelings too strongly.

That the Fate Grand Order servers have been overloaded all day. Cant play the limited time event but its w/e, should be fine tomorrow. i hope.

I hate my fucking roommate

Lost a volleyball match where i was playing really well like a libero. The teacher had us play with a noob... we lost in the end 26-28

They fooled me into buying expensive supplements