One million coffins for sale!!!

My female friend from Colorado just informed me that the government just bought a million coffins and are storing it outside of what it looks like ( What sources tell me) concentration camps or better known as FEMA camps.
Now I heard rumors about this stuff for a while now but it's getting more and more obvious, and those are not your Wal-mart coffins but HUGE coffins enough to fit 3 or 4 adults in there and my question is why the hell would the country be needing those?

Now I'm not a conspiracy theorist since I live in Germany and here is nothing going on except we have our own financial problems. But I seen our Counselor visiting Obama more often than the other politics.

Even the newspaper in Colorado printed out the story regarding to the huge amount of money the government spent on buying these coffins enough to fit in 3 or 4 adults.

I just wanted to know from my fellow Fakku-ers in America, Have you been informed of this?

Stop making threads in Serious Discussion.

I get it now... sorry for the mistake

Quick google search describes them as grave liners to ensure machines going over a grave don't crush the body inside. It doesn't surprise me, everybody fears a giant natural/unnatural event causing mass death. The government prepares for some odd things at times.

Sometimes what they are doing is something totally weird....
Instead of preparing for death they should prepare for the safety of others

Woh woh woh... wait where is Germany again, is that the place with the cheese and the snails.

That'd be France.


Germany is the land of the wondrous Oktoberfest.

No thats france my friend....
Well I used to live in colorado and keep myself inform at all times whats happening there which is why I gotta alot of friends there as well...

Germany is a place of Sausage. beer and big breasted blondes LOL.......

Haha good to see everyone is taking my scarcasim well, OT ehhh if the government needs all those coffins because we're having a... coffin shortage how am I supposed to stop them, also I like to keep optimistic and just hope they are not going to kill use and make the survivors work in the coal mines as they slowly dies of lung cancer... yeah that would suck.

seems to me you know this stuff pretty well....

The only contribution Germany gave to the world post middle ages-pre WWI was Bach.

We were talking about the special traits these lands have my dear fakku-er....
but anyways lets not get off the subject..
whats your opinion about the country buying millions of coffins and strangely the one that fits 3 or 4 adults in there.

I think its a step forward in the defense against zombies and other undead creatures. If there's one thing about the US government that I have faith in, it is keeping shit hidden from the public.

I'm cool with the mass procurement of coffins, so long as whatever goes into the coffins, stays in the coffins.

We're buying them to sell to the Russians! (Supply and demand... The first rule of economics) :D

If you think that's weird go check out what DARPA has rolled out these past years.

Dear God I hope you're trolling.

German chemists allowed the industrial use of synthetic materials to form in the first place.
German engineers (especially Swabian engineers) did the majority of the world's inventing from 1871-1945.
German philosophers of the 19th century basically introduced most of the terms and concepts used in modern philosophy.
German psychologists invented psychology.
German historians did most of the legwork during the transition to the modern historical approach
German linguists established the standards for historical linguistics and properly defined the major linguistic families known today.
German military reform strongly influenced the military structure of other Europeans' and their colonies' armies, so basically the entire world.
German Germans spoke German, which is awesome enough to get a mention on it's own.

Of course, this doesn't even include the pre-19th century German accomplishments. Imo, the late 19th and early 20th centuries were the best times, but Germans have been awesome for several centuries.

I have known this stuff for a while... and I saw some shocking videos...
but I dont understand why the camps need it?

They will be moving the government discussions from the bundestag into these coffins. Small groups of politicians - most likely those of opposite opinions - will be stuffed in these coffins so they may decide about laws, finances etc.
This decision has been made, because the chances that the discussions might advance are much higher than before, because the politicians may only return from their "graves", when they've come to a conclusion.
Opponents warned, that instead of sound solutions only brainless zombies could ascend from the graves. Supporters on the other hand said, that this won't be a great change anyways.

Politics are getting really serious these days....
and Im really pissed ( excuse me) that the public knows so little about it...

the answer is fat people dying because of diabetes, atherosclerosis and diverse types of cancer.....that is all