Opposite of "What's your type?" Thread

The "What's your type?" thread is all about people talking about what kind of characteristics they want in a mate, another person, etc.

But I was wondering.. can any of us describe ourselves the way we described that imaginary mate/person?

I guess this is asking do you know yourself well enough to be able to describe yourself in such detail and with characteristics like you did in that thread.

Hopefully the way I described it wasn't confusing. :P

So basically you want us to describe ourselves as if we were somebody else's type, as in naming our characteristics?

Exactly!

im game but id like to see an example first.

What's my type?

Well.... Let's start off with the body.
Tall, although for exact figures I'm not sure.
Little to no facial hair *Women calm down, damn cougars.*
Wears glasses...*sigh* pretty sure, me wearing glasses had something to do with looking at the sun for long periods of time...
Don't have a super ripped body, but nonetheless I'm not super fat.
Weight- I'm not telling...
I played football. *I almost killed someone by making him flip in the air almost breaking his neck*
Tend to keep nails trimmed and hair cut. *I'm not bald...*
Also for kicks most guy's won't tell you this, but since it's for Fakku; I prefer to shave my private parts. Armpits included, although not the legs. In all honesty I don't mind women being hairy down there but please shave the underarms it grosses me out. *I think I opened up to much there..*
I love to run/ preferably naked in a forest... *don't judge me*
My eyes tend to always be in a relaxed position. * I can't really describe it, I would have to show you.*
I have straight white teeth. * Braces*
I guess average lips? etc?
I'm Hispanic Mexican/Guatemalan, but I'm white complected. * I think that's the right term?*
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Tendencies
When I draw I feel the urge to take off my glasses, and my eyes open to I guess full size.
I like to believe I was a ninja in a past life...I fap real quiet...
After eating I have to wash my face. I also have to wash my hands, not because their dirty but because I love the way water feels...
I keep lots of secrets from my family...
I lose touch of the world when my ear buds plug in my ears.
I always carry my Psp in my left pocket. *where I get my music*
In my left back pocket I carry two very precious bracelets my cousins gave me.
In my right back pocket I carry a book mark with a cross. *it's really beautiful.*
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Personality
Possibly have a Yandere/tsudere complex. *I'm not sure If I worded that out right*
Very playful. *Love to have fun etc.*

I'm very neat person, although I don't buy into that fashion, jays, jordans etc shit.
I utterly hate to give up! I will fight tooth and nail to win. Shall I lose...I admit defeat.
I'm a loner...*not what you think! I think?*
I find that solitude offer a peace that you can't find anywhere.
Faithful, once I find that special someone I intend to stay with her forever. Even if she doesn't want to! *Yandere speaking...Joking...lol
I'm not to sure what else to put for my personality...
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Likes
I love to draw!
My photo-shop skills are unknown to my parent. *Again...Derr I'm ninja!*
Visiting Fakku
Loves to make Sushi/cook.
I love to look at the stars... it's hard to see the moon much less any stars in the city...
Now don't think I'm gay, but I love looking at woman's evening gown's. WAIT!! I'm not a pervert! So why then? Because some gown's have their personality and I incorporate it into my drawing style. White vs Black... Absolutely love it.
I like plenty of stuff, but I can't list it all...
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To late to list dislikes............
*Fuckkk this better be what the topic was about........*

A good example taken from the other thread is:

"well...where to begin. for all intents and purposes lets just assume she's hot †¨†¨Intelligent and challenging. In the sense that she is bring things to a new perspective but works at my own mindset as to avoid unneccsary conflicts. I mean too many relationships end or turn bad through miscommunication †¨†¨Looks to me for leadership and support. She is strong willed but hesitant to act rashly and hence always wanting a second oppinion on important things. †¨†¨Perverse in imagination and sexual action. No limits to what one can come up with, no morals blocking or barring the way towards truth. Perverse in the sense that she is accepting of everything (i really hate ppl that dislike something simply because its alien) and only reacting negatively to things doing it first. In that sense she would be naturally philosophical. †¨†¨A efficient artist. Spending hours creating manga...oh wat bliss. †¨"

Basically you can talk about yourself in a third person POV or a simple list:

"Anyway, my type of girl would have to be:
Some one who has semi-what similar interest as I do. (Example being they don't have to like anime or read manga, but they can play games and I would still love them)
Likes to be picked up and carried, I surprise so many peeps by doing this to them since I am short and they are normally taller than me, so it looks kind of funny but hell most girls like it.
Likes movies
Likes to read
Likes adventure
Likes to work out and stay in shape with me
Supportive/trustworthy
I don't care what their ancestry is(Asian and with glasses is a +)
Willing to be lazy with me for like a day
Likes hugs
Tall or small doesn't matter"



Haha. That was great! Not exactly what I was looking for, but I didn't specify too much so that's my fault. :)

Arite...
white medium height
blue eyes and long dark lashes
hairy legs brown medium length hair
smell like flowers
moderate strength and athletic
also i want the tooth paste you are using.
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likes: American wrestling
anime
hentai
rockn'roll
all asian food
all food actually
cooking
surfing
gaming
debating
ghost hunting
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personality
highly oppinionated
spontanious
open to new experiences

describe meh? unn.. OKIE DOKIE! ^_^

-kinda short, but REALLY hoping to grow
-glasses (i'm nearsighted, this is what i get for reading and watching anime/manga/books in the dark XD)
-tanned-ish skin
-cambodian/thai
-tendency to not notice things
-tendency to fall asleep in anything related to math
-a little longer than shoulder length, black/brownish hair
-likes hentai, yaoi, yuri, futa
-looks emotionless on the outside (but i DO smile and stuff, it's just really awkward if it's forced XD)
-seems smart and strong(willed) but is actually pretty lonely and nerdy XD
-has magical chopstick skillz!
-reads shonen jump and shojo beat
-wants to cosplay (but i have no idea who to cosplay as)
-a weird type person
-person who goes with the flow, if the flow doesn't work out, change it, not hope for change in the current itself
-is pretty much both things of everything XD
-likes nekomimis! and lolis ;D
-oblivious to most things
-listens to j-pop/rock and fandubs

I very short. 5'0"
I have glasses
Curly long hair
Overweight
Relatively small breasts.

I'm usually laid back, I don't get uptight about things not in person anyway.
I have a mouth on me though, if I'm describing something 'fuck' 'shit' is usually thrown in there - not out of anger, just heard it a lot growing up from my moms own mouth.
I don't talk a whole lot in person. I often mispronounce words sometimes, I think it's due to lack of talking I never think how I would form the words I use in writing, or when I read words in my mouth.
I have a hard time expressing my feelings with a lot of people, whether it's good or bad. I have to get adjusted and feel comfortable to.

I'm a push over in person.

I enjoy all types of anime and never fangirlasm over anything. I enjoy it, not obsess over it.

Hmmm... it's a wonder .-. I'm not painting a very good picture here. It's a wonder that I've had boyfriends in the past.

Where do I find girls like you?

I'm quite short.
I'm somewhat overweight
Black hair which isn't short but not long.
Meganekko(I wear glasses)

I am male tsundere/weirdo.

I'm a male
I got decently bad acne
I'm an athlete and am in good shape
I'm 5'6"
My hair is gorgeous
I'm a otaku that is somewhat ashamed of my hobbies
I collect posters, figures, DVDs and soundtracks
I'm 20 years old, my birthday was today:)
I'm amazing at video games from Halo to Street Fighter
I hate going outside and socializing with people
I have a fear of talking to people I don't know
I have many nervous quirks like chewing a pencil, shaking my leg while sitting, stuttering
Despite that I'm a great trash talker when I need to be
I sleep about 12 hours a day
I like to read science fiction

I am tall.
I am female.
I have long black hair that I should get cut soon.
I am nearsighted and wear glasses.

I like things computer and technology related, programming, graphical manipulation.
I like swimming, tennis, and bicycling.
I enjoy mangoes.

sigh... I dun really get it...
but if you asked me about who i am in someone's point of view, I'll write down about my childhood friend's opinion bout me...

- I'm a little weird
- I was a pervert (Yeah, I used to peep on her many times in the past)
- sometimes, I'm very childish
- often forget to bring my eyeglasses with me outside, so I need someone's help to read small letters from far away... -__-
- loves japanese robots
- "nerd!! baka!!" that makes her felt so bored when I ignored her while she's in my room. -__-
- a generous boy...
- hate annoying person
- a true gamer and only a few persons could beat me in mecha games.
- good partner in badminton and tennis.
- sometimes, i hate to talk with someone that looks annoying and scary
- a good chef
- looks cool when I wear eyeglasses and jacket (but actually I hate to wear glasses)
- love to eat but never get fat...
- was a crybaby until junior high... geez...
- like romance animes and samurai animes
- a cheerful and motivating boy.
- have faith in my partners
- sometimes become a lazy boy in weekends
- love my parents and my younger sister.
- a person with zombie eyes at certain times because of my 'hate to sleep' habit...
- get mad easily when I'm in a bad mood.
- never changed my hairstyle before... (actually I've changed my hairstyle once...)
- lack of responsibility...(I'm still trying to fix this problem... -__-)
- hate novels...

ugh... I think those are enough..
besides, I dun remember anymore opinions bout me... -__-

Shouldn't that yield descriptions along the lines of THREE HOUSES TALL, SUPER ATHLETE WITH 16 OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS, 3 NOBEL PRIZES, DIAMOND AWARD FOR BEST PERSONALITY EVAR, PS: CAN TOTALLY COOK?

for the sake of not being a spoil-sport:
USSR:
creativity, emotional intelligence, self-confidence, self-awareness, reliability, quietude.

MUJAHEDDIN:
arrogance, laziness, stubbornness, distrust, cynicism, inflexibility, short'n'skinny (6ft/130lbs).

OH AND PS: CAN TOTALLY COOK.

Male
5'7
Chinese/Japanese
nearsighted and wears glasses
shoulder length black hair
quiet
shy
sometimes funny/silly

Likes: Animation, comics, video games, movies, TV (domestic and foreign shows)

Cooks: Yes
Drinks: Yes
Smokes: No

All right, here i go.

I'm a 26 year old male chinese man from Malaysia
I'm about 6 feet tall and medium size
I like to play all types of game expect bored ones
I don't drink, don't gamble, but i smoke.(working on to stop smoking)
I'm generally a nice guy(put it bluntly, a naive, stupid, push over, and honest dimwit)
I like to watch all type of anime expect boring ones
I'm always smiling (that my colleagues says about me)
I like hentai, yuri, and loli.
I once cosplay before(i've cosplay as Captain Bravo from Armored Alchemist and Athrun Zala from GSD in ORB uniform)
I'm your normal average guy.

20 Years old
Caucasian male, born in Belgium
5'7 Feet tall
Weight: 60 Kg, 132 Lbs, 132 Pounds
Dark blond hair, medium length
Green eyes
Slender body, not really muscular
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Likes:
- Reading
- Debating
- Anime, manga, all that jazz
- Music
- Hanging out (with friends and such)
- Relaxing
- Likes working out, but only when in company of others
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Personality:
- Quite compassionate, a good listener and tends to reply tactfully
- Very open minded
- Tends to be polite
- I tend to spout out weird phrases
- Quite bad at first contact
- Trustworthy
- Appears to be not very enthusiastic
- Tries to learn from others

Er...
Somewhat tall.
Cynical Introvert.
Damnably curious and incurable eavesdropper, yet trustworthy.
Love's reading.
Easygoing.
Very Hit-or-miss about people.

-easygoing, talkative, and love reading.
-Chinese girl, with long dark brown hair and brown eyes.
-been told looks a bit mixed because eyes apparently aren't slanted, hair isn't jet-black, and body type isn't completely the typical "slender stick" size =.=
-random, silly, and clumsy
-loves all kinds of food, particularly asian food and italian food.
-worries probably too much with friends and kind of cautious.
-somewhat adventurous
-has a strange fear of ferris wheels but loves roller coasters.
-loves to sing and dance
-hardly evers swears or drinks, but never smokes.
-cries kind of easily, loves cutesy stuff a lot, but also violent things
-makes a lot of sexual jokes. xD
-likes to hug friends and bake a ton of cookies, cakes, and brownies whenever
-never shy unless around a crush which is awkward because it's so easy to tell... so probably going to end up forever alone. ><
-likes J-pop and rock
-likes making origami stars, making people smile, talking to strangers
-loves anime, especially Detective Conan.
- plays Vindictus, S4 League (sometimes), Tetris, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, Heroes of Newerth, Black Ops, Professor Layton series, and Rock Band

- short, Asian, Chinese, a guy
- Has trouble socializing
- Tries/ Attempts to socialize
- Average looks
- Considered dam light for a guy but not underweight 0_o
- I like a lot of geeky things like science, history, money and of course anime
- I can speak 2 languages but Chinese isn't one of them
- Sarcasm is my friend
- I'm quite soft but not to a serious extent
- Blur
- An Asian that does fail in school
- Gamer
- Loves cooking
- Knows how to do house chores
- Can sow
- According to my friend I'm an endangered housewife species = = if that counts as a type.
- Plays S4
- Prefers money over a harem. (not gay)