Opposite of "What's your type?" Thread

She would be a short, chubby blond with glasses. Certainly a bookworm, and clumsy. Also very much introverted, a sort that prefers a night at home to a night at a club and has a hard time making friends. Intrests would include anime, manga, literature and writing. Sexually openminded: with enough trust and the right people, almost everything is negotiable.


That was... more difficult than I had expected. -_-

This will be scary to read once I'm done:

Short, not even 5ft
Chinese aka she's a bit plump cause that's how the Chinese roll, not overweight though cause then her parents would beat her :P
Big eyes for an Asian and pale skin, like ghost thighs.
Some acne (cause that's just so hot...)
Really small hands and feet, children shoes.

Best quality voice and talking, talk, talk, sing, announce, act, talk.
Too loud at times.
Eats basically everything.
Addicted to sugar and sweets
Loves manga, anime, novels, plays, and documentaries.
Romantic retro indie mixed with a whole lot of Asian fashion.
Can insult you and make you laugh at the same time.
Adores animals to death but gets itchy.
Completely quirky and weird, hates being part of the masses of followers.
Will probably dump a guy for a cute little kid with pinchable cheeks. (does that make a pedo?)
Loves just hanging out with friends from afternoon naps to outings and games.
A closet pervert.

Hmmm, old thread but this might be fun:

"My ideal partner would be someone who is:
Intelligent
Confident
Loves anime/manga and games
Can cook well
Loves music, art, literature
Is creative in some way
Low-maintenance, isn't bothered too much by mess
Not too tall, but not too short either
Is freaky in bed

Glasses are a plus."

Fairly tall - 6'1''
Tanned skin
Shoulder length (when straightened, otherwise very curly) black hair
Of african-american/guatemalan/mayan decent
Blind as hell (so I wear glasses)
Fairly reserved
Cautious around new people, relaxed and affectionate towards those I like
Overweight, but still pretty active
Enjoys, swimming, running (terrible at it), and fighting (friendly spars)
Drawing and art is a passion
Closet pervert, but has them potential to be open about it
Loves to wear colorful things
Can be pretty girly at times
Loves fighting games
Loves to cook
Enjoys learning new things
Is ambitious
Really fucking loves oranges
Has a *really* active imagination
Hates being in a storm, but loves listening to it
Loves windy days

5'7
Can lick elbow

Yup. This is how I expected everyone to do it! Good way of describing yourself. :)

I guess I'll make this short and scare away every potential partner out there. >:D

-I'm an idiot.

-Joined the U.S. Army 22 years ago, but since I was too short to join the Military Police I end up in Artillery instead.

-Family is Filipino, yet my soul is American. Thus I have no accent and very few of the mannerisms people expect me to have.

-Health issues include blood pressure and diabetes type 2. I'm also very nearsighted (500/525 are my glasses prescription)

-I'm no sports guy, so walking and running are good enough for me.

-Hobbies include anime, manga, video games, programming, drawing, storywriting, and making webcomics (though I couldn't make one good enough to save my life).

-Generally lazy and often need to be "pushed", though too much pushing will shut me down. I live alone, so I do some cleaning, washing, and sewing. I'm a decent cook, and I hate "fast food". At least when I cook something I know what's going in it.

-And of course... I'M AN IDIOT!!!

And if a woman doesn't run away from this type of guy then she's probably crazy (the type of woman that I run away from). :)

Male
6'3"
White/Mexican
My hair varies but usually is just disheveled but not to long
Loud, almost obnoxious
Some people think I'm funny
I'm not overweight, but I could stand to workout some more.

Likes: Comics, Movies, TV, Swimming, and Fishing.

I smoke weed, but no tobacco (cept cigars once in a blue moon)
I drink, but not a lot and only with friends.

For me, it's a guy who is confident in his stature, and is more than willing to make jokes about it.

Blue eyes, and a great smile are always a plus, as well as freckles. He has to have a sense of style, but it should be hard to put him into any one category.

He has to be intelligent, enough to keep a decent conversation going, but shouldn't throw it in everybody's face. He needs to be outgoing enough to make friends, but introverted enough to not be annoying.

I'm fine with some television and videogames, but books, and boardgames will always come first. Being active is a must, but not to an obsessive level.

And lastly, just as a precaution, he should be nothing like me.

Male
18years old
5'11'
short brown hair with Natural red streaks
Strong and Silent type
Intelligent, loves learning
No drugs outside of alcohol
Just getting into anime