Parkour and Free Running

TOTALLY OFF TOPIC QUESTION: I HEARD THE BITCHES AT RPI ARE UGLY AS FUCK

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UoA in New Zealand. Security have nothing do to here so they'll chase anyone they think suspicious on campus.

Dunno. I don't go there. I just PK there.

Where the hell did that come from? :|

My arms are beat up and scratched and shit from grabbin' walls. I can go a little more than my height on a wall hike. I've been workin' on that.

Dude, I would totally love to do this, I'll give it a shot.

MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAID THIS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF HOW RPI IS A MALE DOMINATE TECH TYPE COLLEGE. IT IS ASSUMED THAT MOST OF THE FEMALES WHO GO THERE ARE UGLY NERDY BITCHES WHO ARE THERE ONLY FOR THE EDUCATION AND NOT TO GET FUCKED BY PEOPLE LIKE ME

That's true on the male-dominated part, since the percent of females is something like 30% I think...

Yale girls are ugly as shit too...

Thats honestly the reason I didnt go there.

Im so shallow :P

On topic!
Ive tried parkour, but where I grew up there was really nowhere to do it. Plus, my buddies and I would get yelled at all the fucking time for trying it, so we gave up. I could probably start it up again, Ive just gotta find some people who are willing to put in the time to learn... Thats gonna be tough.

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I will body build if you PK. DO IT FAGGOT.

So how exactly do you train for this?

Practice dive rolls [looks fucking awesome], PK rolls [nor dying off of buildings], train your legs [jumping, flipping and wall running] and have no fear.

Well I have the have no fear part down.

Can you unhesitatingly jump off of a building? That is no fear.

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What he says is slightly wrong. Don't roll from one shoulder all the way to the other; that can make you end up rolling sideways completely and can break you back or your spine. Roll slightly to the other side over your spine from the shoulder you roll. Safer and more efficient.

When jumping from buildings it is better to have more forward momentum for it is easier to initiate a roll.

^Won't even try, I can't afford any broken bones. I would believe him if he actually did it in the video.

Update. I screwed up my shoulder Dive rolling over seven people.
Grats me, people.

I enjoyed jumping off stuff when I was a kid... I'll make a quick darwing of what I used to do and put it here in about 5 minutes. xD Nevermind Paint skills suck.

I used to stand at the top of my stairs (it was about 12 feet to the bottom, I was around 7 at the time), and I'd run backwards to the edge of the top step, and do a little backflip. At around the 3rd step from the top, the roof slanted downwards, diagonally until the bottom. I'd be upside-down by around the 7th step, and then I'd kick off the roof, do half a frontflip, and land on my feet at the 10th step. And then I finished with a roll at the bottom. :D

Too bad I'm too big for that though...

Then one time, I slammed my head on the part where the roof went straight down before starting to go diagonally... it didn't hurt at all. In fact, the roof itself was injured. I knocked the paint (and some of the material) out of the wall... xD

Quad, Start it up again. Now. We need more people who do it.

Never done parkour or free running. But I did jump over 9 people for my martial arts test. Does that count?

Half. Jump or dive roll?