Public Bathrooms

So anyone in fakku got some experiences in public bathrooms?
Once I was dropping a load and some guy asked "Who's there?" then I said my full name "XXXX XXXXXX" he was like "o-okay", awkward shit down there

Or the other time a dude was doing some anal evacuation I opened the door and nearly sat on the dude.

Or the other time I was excreting my genital fluids in the urinal I looked up and it said "You are holding the future of mankind" it took me 5 seconds to get the joke.

Or the other time my friend was going to the bathroom and shat in the urinal, we ran like hell.

Lol none as 'epic' as yours, but there was this one time when I used the bathroom at a club, and I haven't even sit down for like 2 seconds, before someone started banging on the door.
I yelled out, "Just wait a minute..", but she kept banging on the door so I hurried it up and opened the door. I barely got out when she slammed the door on me, scraping my foot.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure she barfed as soon as she got in there if the sounds she made are any indication.

I've got a few weird stories. One time I was hauling ass to get into a stall and when I got in there for the main event, there was a guy in the stall to my left singing loudly in between brutal grunts... it was awkward to say the least.

Another time I was at this crappy little dive/club for a concert and when I went into the bathroom, I was in for a surprise. There was a single toilet in there without any stall, it was just in the middle of the room in the open. Needless to say I didn't use it.

I ran into the wrong (aka women) bathroom at the last con I was at because it was poorly marked. I got hit with many cosplayer fake-weapons haha. They were thankfully understanding and didn't think I was just a peeping tom or something.

Oh yes, public bathrooms. Most of my favorite moments are on the public bathrooms situated near pubs and liquor bars. Drunks always prove to be explosive elements in the comfort room.

Some funny, some dangerous ones. The most dangerous one happened last year at one of the night party clubs me and my coworkers frequent on the 7 and 22 every month (paydays). Since the current toilet room is already full, I had to go out, cross the street and use the public toilet. As I was sitting on the throne, I heard several gunshots just outside my toilet stall, which made me particularly nervous as hell. I immediately pulled up my pants and checked out the perimeter (below) in case the crazy dude is still there, luckily he was already far chasing whoever he is chasing. Then I immediately fled the scene afterwards and went back in the nightclub, I don't want myself to end up on the morning news. Instantly sober, I am.

The (slightly) funny one was last March, when I was using the males' restroom at a nightclub. I was relieving myself on a urinal when a visibly drunk woman came in and went in on a toilet stall. While she was jamming shit, she was also saying aloud several things, including how her coochy was very itchy.

It's always awkward when you're in a public bathroom and either you or someone else is trying to take a dump. Whenever I recognize someone else is trying to do a #2, I help a buddy out and make as much miscellaneous noise as I can lol. It's embarrassing but hey, we can't help our bodily functions.

One time the person in the stall next to me made a particularly loud splash that couldn't be denied. I mean, I had my suspicions up until that point, but all doubts were gone when I heard that last resounding splash echo.

Instead of having to endure an incredibly tense and awkward silence, I laughed it off and gave them the all-clear for going full blast. Made a joke of it by making them promise not to land any stinkers while I was in the room.

ever walk in to a bathroom, take a piss in the urinal and hear two people banging it in the stall, i thought a couple couldn't wait intil the end of class to fuck.. to my horror i sat on a bench outside smoking before i had to go back in to prep, and two guys walk out holding hands... shit i could of got a bj or something out of it

I had a great experience in a bathroom one time...


eh heh

Went into one of the bathrooms on campus and some dude was wacking it in the bathroom stall, very awkward standing there taking a piss in a urinal while someone is spanking their monkey on the other side of a little metal wall.

I fucking hate it when I'm sittin' in the bathroom; doin' m' business when like; ALL OF A SUDDEN; DICK IN FACE. AND I'M LIKE. "DUDE; WHAT THE FUCK."

Motherfucking glory holes. YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T GLORIOUS? DICK IN FACE.

Unless you're putting dick in face.

Well on two separate occasions I had to clean the girls bathroom when I worked at
Tim Horton's. During both said occasions I was cleaning the shitters when someone
walked in and sat in the stall next to me, I then froze up in fear of a women screaming
her lungs out at me if she knew there was a dude right next to her and what happen next
gave me a whole new opinion on feminism. The girl in the stall next to me let out what
could only be described as the most manly fart I have ever heard, I had to struggle not
to laugh my ass off at just how uncanny the whole situation was. What makes this even
more hilarious is that it happened again.

I usually try to hold it till I get home, but if I really have to go and have no other thing to use but a public bathroom I just go in there and use it... No biggie...

Also...

Ever notice that you get the farts a lot worse in public bathrooms then your own at home?

one time at McDonald's the restroom door's lock was broken. so it was slightly open. and i walked in on a guy taking a shit.

sucks the most when all the stoles are filled and have 5 vacant stales but something is wrong with them. like the toilet wont flush or the lock is broken. then you find one that doesn't seem bad. then you realize there isn't any toilet paper.

I remember back in highschool dumbass kids would look over the stalls to see who was taking a shit.

Whats worse is when there ARE NO doors...

I will never use the bathrooms at the beach again...

OMFG thats so true XD

had this one asian dude naked changing while in a stall with no door... what worse is that the side parts only went waist high XD

I once went into a public bathroom, took a shit, washed my hand and then left.


I can't remember anything special happening in a pucblic restroom for me.

Well since I take showers at the gym I go to I cant really say much, but yeah there's a time and place for everything and being naked in a public bathroom is NOT one of those times...

I live in Hawaii

and its actually kind of common.

Ugh there was another guy who was in the open and did the same thing... ugh...

Awkward as hell when it's a curtain too.