Public Bathrooms
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Room101
Waifu Collector
The only thing that really happened between me and public bathrooms was when I was in my primary school, a loooonnnggg time ago.
After doing what was supposed to be done, washing hands etc. I left it, while swing the door open...straight into another guys face. Who was running. And smashed right into the middle of the door.
If my recall correctly, this guy was hated by pretty much everybody, so it felt pretty awesome.
After doing what was supposed to be done, washing hands etc. I left it, while swing the door open...straight into another guys face. Who was running. And smashed right into the middle of the door.
If my recall correctly, this guy was hated by pretty much everybody, so it felt pretty awesome.
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Long story~not for the faint of heart
Not really a story I like to tell. Teacher was a bitch for far too long, Try 4 years of goddamn highschool to long. Said teacher once invited students to her husbands restaurant because supposedly the school was paying and in retrospect, she was getting paid. So I did what any able bodied man would have done in my shoes, I ate, thanked them for their kindness and walked out. By now you're probably wondering what this has to do with public bathrooms. I came back 30 minutes later in a wig, overalls and a plastic bag. Ordered a large pizza, and a pitcher of apple juice, paid and then excused myself to the bathroom with the same plastic bag I came in with. There were no cameras, at least none working as I had become all too aware of how to spot dummy cameras.
The work for that bitch started as I emptied out Ajax, three bottles full of urine, spoiled cheese (The whip and solid kind), about 6 pounds of shit ( I had previously planned to do this in her desk so I was well prepared) and a dead, decaying pigeon. Why the pigeon? Why the ajax? I used the ajax to more or less mix the urine and cheese (both the chunk and whip) and then got to work. I covered the entire bathroom with it in less than 20 minutes, but by then I had only used about 2/3rd of the ingrediants. Not to mention my anger was still not abated. The pigeon however needed my attention for a more...immediate response as I rolled it in shit and then urine, blowdried it, once more coated it and then made my way outside from the bathroom window. I then took the 15 minute run to her house, smashed the pigeon into her mailbox and then covered the entirely of it with shit. I then begain to cover her doorknob, bell and knocker with shit.
Running back to the restaurant, I went into the reserved parking area and topped the rest of the shit and ingrediants onto her/his car. I then threw all my clothes and the bag away, and the mask and gloves, returned to my car and got freshly made clothes out of the back. I then went back into the restuarant which was currently in a frenzy and began to eat my pizza and drink my juice. Apple juice as I recall, because at that moment it tasted just as sweet as heaven. Eating pizza while drinking my juice to the sound of mayhem, as I heard person after person enter the bathroom shouting "OH my GOD", "Fuck", "jesus christ" and my personal favorite "Ah shit" which was just priceless. The crowining moment I woulld have to say would be when the bitch went in, went out and then started crying/gagging. Tears were so sweet.The smell truly was bad though, I asked to have my pizza packed to go and left with a sense of self accomplishment. The place was pandemonium. Bitch was not quite a bitch after that.
Looking back, it was quite an immature thing to do and I regret my actions. Rather, I wish I had just walked up to her and pointedly called her a bitch. The things we do when we're young huh.
Not really a story I like to tell. Teacher was a bitch for far too long, Try 4 years of goddamn highschool to long. Said teacher once invited students to her husbands restaurant because supposedly the school was paying and in retrospect, she was getting paid. So I did what any able bodied man would have done in my shoes, I ate, thanked them for their kindness and walked out. By now you're probably wondering what this has to do with public bathrooms. I came back 30 minutes later in a wig, overalls and a plastic bag. Ordered a large pizza, and a pitcher of apple juice, paid and then excused myself to the bathroom with the same plastic bag I came in with. There were no cameras, at least none working as I had become all too aware of how to spot dummy cameras.
The work for that bitch started as I emptied out Ajax, three bottles full of urine, spoiled cheese (The whip and solid kind), about 6 pounds of shit ( I had previously planned to do this in her desk so I was well prepared) and a dead, decaying pigeon. Why the pigeon? Why the ajax? I used the ajax to more or less mix the urine and cheese (both the chunk and whip) and then got to work. I covered the entire bathroom with it in less than 20 minutes, but by then I had only used about 2/3rd of the ingrediants. Not to mention my anger was still not abated. The pigeon however needed my attention for a more...immediate response as I rolled it in shit and then urine, blowdried it, once more coated it and then made my way outside from the bathroom window. I then took the 15 minute run to her house, smashed the pigeon into her mailbox and then covered the entirely of it with shit. I then begain to cover her doorknob, bell and knocker with shit.
Running back to the restaurant, I went into the reserved parking area and topped the rest of the shit and ingrediants onto her/his car. I then threw all my clothes and the bag away, and the mask and gloves, returned to my car and got freshly made clothes out of the back. I then went back into the restuarant which was currently in a frenzy and began to eat my pizza and drink my juice. Apple juice as I recall, because at that moment it tasted just as sweet as heaven. Eating pizza while drinking my juice to the sound of mayhem, as I heard person after person enter the bathroom shouting "OH my GOD", "Fuck", "jesus christ" and my personal favorite "Ah shit" which was just priceless. The crowining moment I woulld have to say would be when the bitch went in, went out and then started crying/gagging. Tears were so sweet.The smell truly was bad though, I asked to have my pizza packed to go and left with a sense of self accomplishment. The place was pandemonium. Bitch was not quite a bitch after that.
Looking back, it was quite an immature thing to do and I regret my actions. Rather, I wish I had just walked up to her and pointedly called her a bitch. The things we do when we're young huh.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
RTZ wrote...
Long story~not for the faint of heartNot really a story I like to tell. Teacher was a bitch for far too long, Try 4 years of goddamn highschool to long. Said teacher once invited students to her husbands restaurant because supposedly the school was paying and in retrospect, she was getting paid. So I did what any able bodied man would have done in my shoes, I ate, thanked them for their kindness and walked out. By now you're probably wondering what this has to do with public bathrooms. I came back 30 minutes later in a wig, overalls and a plastic bag. Ordered a large pizza, and a pitcher of apple juice, paid and then excused myself to the bathroom with the same plastic bag I came in with. There were no cameras, at least none working as I had become all too aware of how to spot dummy cameras.
The work for that bitch started as I emptied out Ajax, three bottles full of urine, spoiled cheese (The whip and solid kind), about 6 pounds of shit ( I had previously planned to do this in her desk so I was well prepared) and a dead, decaying pigeon. Why the pigeon? Why the ajax? I used the ajax to more or less mix the urine and cheese (both the chunk and whip) and then got to work. I covered the entire bathroom with it in less than 20 minutes, but by then I had only used about 2/3rd of the ingrediants. Not to mention my anger was still not abated. The pigeon however needed my attention for a more...immediate response as I rolled it in shit and then urine, blowdried it, once more coated it and then made my way outside from the bathroom window. I then took the 15 minute run to her house, smashed the pigeon into her mailbox and then covered the entirely of it with shit. I then begain to cover her doorknob, bell and knocker with shit.
Running back to the restaurant, I went into the reserved parking area and topped the rest of the shit and ingrediants onto her/his car. I then threw all my clothes and the bag away, and the mask and gloves, returned to my car and got freshly made clothes out of the back. I then went back into the restuarant which was currently in a frenzy and began to eat my pizza and drink my juice. Apple juice as I recall, because at that moment it tasted just as sweet as heaven. Eating pizza while drinking my juice to the sound of mayhem, as I heard person after person enter the bathroom shouting "OH my GOD", "Fuck", "jesus christ" and my personal favorite "Ah shit" which was just priceless. The crowining moment I woulld have to say would be when the bitch went in, went out and then started crying/gagging. Tears were so sweet.The smell truly was bad though, I asked to have my pizza packed to go and left with a sense of self accomplishment. The place was pandemonium. Bitch was not quite a bitch after that.
Looking back, it was quite an immature thing to do and I regret my actions. Rather, I wish I had just walked up to her and pointedly called her a bitch. The things we do when we're young huh.
this is wrong on so many level but why remove you degiues
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This is really freaking long, but I'm descriptive.
So this one time, I really had to take a dump, and it was about a week into summer after school/finals had ended, so the dorms were basically empty. For some brilliant reason, the codes to all the mens bathrooms were changed a couple of days before this story takes place, and I didn't remember the code for my floor. Basically, I was shit *wink* out of luck.
The only bathroom available in the entire dorm was the the woman's restroom on the first floor, which counts as public, because people from everywhere walk in all the time to use it. The men's restroom had apparently already been wrecked earlier, as there was a caution sign and warning tape (yes, warning tape), so, I entered the woman's restroom. Mind you, this was at about 2 am, and I figured no one would be entering any time soon, because all the stupid chicks who come barfing all over the fucking walls because the bars just closed were gone for the summer and were painting the stall walls green at some other poor blokes restroom.
ANYWAYS, I really really had to shit, so I instantly went in the nearest stall and plopped myself down. Huge. Fucking. Rip. Dear lord it was so damn loud my ears started to ring. I started to laugh hysterically, pleased at my body's own inner workings that produced such a brilliant sound. Sadly, my fun ended as I had to knuckle down and squeeze one out before it became risky. I'm not one to describe smells, because I don't like it, so I'll use the kindergarten descriptive thought process and say my poop was smelly. Very smelly. One too many chipotle burritos, no P.F. Chang's needed. When I was done wrapping *wink* it up, a voice booms from the corridor "OH. MY. GAWD." Naturally, it's some stuck up drunk valley girl voice. I was all like fuuuuuuuuuuuccccck (picture that sentence in a white guy trying to do a black guy gangsta voice please). Her and her friends were standing out in the hallway, scared of what beast might lay before them. If I were them, I'd be scared to.
So, I exited the stall as quiet as possible, and didn't bother flushing otherwise that would alert them. The window was luckily open, and easily climable to with my limber body, so yes, I went through the window and landed in a bunch of bushes. It was very painful, but thank god I was on the first floor. I felt like a shit bandit, it was pretty badass. I never heard anything of it since, so it was more like shit ninja if you want to get technical, which I don't, because bandits are way cooler than ninjas.
The moral of this story, lock your first story bathroom windows or else shit bandits.
So this one time, I really had to take a dump, and it was about a week into summer after school/finals had ended, so the dorms were basically empty. For some brilliant reason, the codes to all the mens bathrooms were changed a couple of days before this story takes place, and I didn't remember the code for my floor. Basically, I was shit *wink* out of luck.
The only bathroom available in the entire dorm was the the woman's restroom on the first floor, which counts as public, because people from everywhere walk in all the time to use it. The men's restroom had apparently already been wrecked earlier, as there was a caution sign and warning tape (yes, warning tape), so, I entered the woman's restroom. Mind you, this was at about 2 am, and I figured no one would be entering any time soon, because all the stupid chicks who come barfing all over the fucking walls because the bars just closed were gone for the summer and were painting the stall walls green at some other poor blokes restroom.
ANYWAYS, I really really had to shit, so I instantly went in the nearest stall and plopped myself down. Huge. Fucking. Rip. Dear lord it was so damn loud my ears started to ring. I started to laugh hysterically, pleased at my body's own inner workings that produced such a brilliant sound. Sadly, my fun ended as I had to knuckle down and squeeze one out before it became risky. I'm not one to describe smells, because I don't like it, so I'll use the kindergarten descriptive thought process and say my poop was smelly. Very smelly. One too many chipotle burritos, no P.F. Chang's needed. When I was done wrapping *wink* it up, a voice booms from the corridor "OH. MY. GAWD." Naturally, it's some stuck up drunk valley girl voice. I was all like fuuuuuuuuuuuccccck (picture that sentence in a white guy trying to do a black guy gangsta voice please). Her and her friends were standing out in the hallway, scared of what beast might lay before them. If I were them, I'd be scared to.
So, I exited the stall as quiet as possible, and didn't bother flushing otherwise that would alert them. The window was luckily open, and easily climable to with my limber body, so yes, I went through the window and landed in a bunch of bushes. It was very painful, but thank god I was on the first floor. I felt like a shit bandit, it was pretty badass. I never heard anything of it since, so it was more like shit ninja if you want to get technical, which I don't, because bandits are way cooler than ninjas.
The moral of this story, lock your first story bathroom windows or else shit bandits.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Kitten_nyan wrote...
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=48221yeah~
ah kitten, if there wasn't a bunch of students around me i would fap one off
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went to restroom, had no toilet paper in the stall after i did a number 2... had to wait for a while till there was noone around so i could sneak into another stall and steal sum. T.T ran out after i finished cleaning up
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shinji_ikari
Mustn't Run Away...
Public bathrooms...nowhere else but gym class showers is it expected for me to stand with my dick out within touching distance of some potentially gay ,aids ridden rapist with a passion for violent sex..but god forbid you try and use a stall and trick yourself into false security..cause you know theirs some sick group of fucks who just try and shit on every possible surface in their while covering the walls in the exploits of their lives..badly written limericks ,and hate crimes..no thanks..i learned all i needed to know about public restrooms on a trip to disney land where i man asked if i'd like the candy in his van..fyi..no this guy was not legit
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otakumax wrote...
So anyone in fakku got some experiences in public bathrooms?Once I was dropping a load and some guy asked "Who's there?" then I said my full name "XXXX XXXXXX" he was like "o-okay", awkward shit down there
Or the other time a dude was doing some anal evacuation I opened the door and nearly sat on the dude.
Or the other time I was excreting my genital fluids in the urinal I looked up and it said "You are holding the future of mankind" it took me 5 seconds to get the joke.
Or the other time my friend was going to the bathroom and shat in the urinal, we ran like hell.
LMAO!!!! I hate you! This is so disgusting and wrong! But Im cracking up over here.....pfft...:T
My freshmen year in high I had to pee really bad and didnt look at my surroundings carefully~ But apparently there was a couple RIGHT NEXT TO ME and they were fucking~=/ Nice way to lose your virginity~x-x I scampered outta there...>//<;
@Oneshott DAAAAAAAAAAAMN. =O
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I was in the bathroom and a girl started hitting on the door:
and I'm like:
- IT'S BUSYY.
and she goes
-SUSAAAAN!
(and I'm like, wtf, my name's not susan...)
she keeps going:
-SUSAAAAN, YOU THERE?
and I'm like:
-hum, i'm not susan.
-who are you then?
(wtf, why would I tell you my name?, I'm here, peeing and you want to know some more information about me? why don't we talk about pets or wtv while I pee, since you like to get to know people like this.?)
-Alice.
-OH.IS SUSAN THERE?
-no... i don't even know her
-are you sure she's not there?
(what the hell was she expecting, me to drop a poo and *PUFF* "OH!, here's susan!"...better yet: "susan's kinda busy with her head between my thighs", but I just went for the normal answer)
-Yes, it's only me.
-Oh, ok, lol.
and she leaves.
and I'm like:
- IT'S BUSYY.
and she goes
-SUSAAAAN!
(and I'm like, wtf, my name's not susan...)
she keeps going:
-SUSAAAAN, YOU THERE?
and I'm like:
-hum, i'm not susan.
-who are you then?
(wtf, why would I tell you my name?, I'm here, peeing and you want to know some more information about me? why don't we talk about pets or wtv while I pee, since you like to get to know people like this.?)
-Alice.
-OH.IS SUSAN THERE?
-no... i don't even know her
-are you sure she's not there?
(what the hell was she expecting, me to drop a poo and *PUFF* "OH!, here's susan!"...better yet: "susan's kinda busy with her head between my thighs", but I just went for the normal answer)
-Yes, it's only me.
-Oh, ok, lol.
and she leaves.
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I remember back in highschool dumbass kids would look over the stalls to see who was taking a shit.
Thats why I try not to use public restrooms.
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Public bathrooms are okay. School bathrooms are a different story.
A guy I know was riding his skateboard and fell and the skateboard went into the girls bathroom. He was too much a wuss so I went in to get it and saw a girl pulling up her pants. Turns out that park bathrooms tend to have broken locks.
A guy I know was riding his skateboard and fell and the skateboard went into the girls bathroom. He was too much a wuss so I went in to get it and saw a girl pulling up her pants. Turns out that park bathrooms tend to have broken locks.
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I was washing my hands at a fast food joint and a guy walked in eating a hamburger and began urinating and he drop it on the floor, and made a quick glance to see if any one was watching, picked it up said " 3 second rule" and continued to eat it.
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i threw 5 glass vial of ammonium sulfide (aka. stink bomb) in the gym bathroom stall when i heard a guy dropping a turd in it. Ran out, and shoved a chair under the door handle. Turned out to be my PE teacher. I hated him. No hard feelings.
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Ichihara Kuyo wrote...
I was in the bathroom and a girl started hitting on the door:and I'm like:
- IT'S BUSYY.
and she goes
-SUSAAAAN!
(and I'm like, wtf, my name's not susan...)
she keeps going:
-SUSAAAAN, YOU THERE?
and I'm like:
-hum, i'm not susan.
-who are you then?
(wtf, why would I tell you my name?, I'm here, peeing and you want to know some more information about me? why don't we talk about pets or wtv while I pee, since you like to get to know people like this.?)
-Alice.
-OH.IS SUSAN THERE?
-no... i don't even know her
-are you sure she's not there?
(what the hell was she expecting, me to drop a poo and *PUFF* "OH!, here's susan!"...better yet: "susan's kinda busy with her head between my thighs", but I just went for the normal answer)
-Yes, it's only me.
-Oh, ok, lol.
and she leaves.
HAHAHA you made my day. And hell, yeah... people are THAT stupid... Reminds me of stupid phone calls, but I'll save the anecdotes in case someone creates that topic.
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Zak wrote...
Whats worse is when there ARE NO doors...I will never use the bathrooms at the beach again...
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Friend of mine and I walked into the girls bathroom during camp as the restrooms/bathhouses weren't marked very well.
Worst part was that there were a huge number of girls showering and such needless to say it was very awkward when we realised it. Thankfully most of them didn't realise we there and the girl that informed us that we were in the wrong block was understanding enough to realise it was an honest mistake.
Worst part was that there were a huge number of girls showering and such needless to say it was very awkward when we realised it. Thankfully most of them didn't realise we there and the girl that informed us that we were in the wrong block was understanding enough to realise it was an honest mistake.