Recent "Oh SH*T" moments

Well now that most schools are on break now, its time to relax and forget everything we learned this semester

I'd also go with an exam scenario in this one.

Just spent too much time writing the answer to my first question. Pretty much saw the time I'd invested into that, had a "oh crap" moment and had to push through the rest of the exam cutting back on the time I intended to spend on those questions just so I could finish everything before time was up. At least answered everything, but it wasn't a fun time crunch.

Realized the gift for a friend was sitting out in the open in my room when he came over. He turned around and I threw it in my closet.

I can see that your a good student

The monitor I rely on to see what's on my screen - because my laptop screen's buggered - went off and wouldn't come back on.

It's fine now though.

Not gonna lie, I audibly laughed at this.

I laugh everytime I think about it hahaha.

I was shopping with my boyfriend for the holidays and as I was walking I didn't notice that there was a slight step from one side of the department store to the next. He hit it and rolled like a log onto the floor. I was a bad gf and laughed into tears. Not even seconds later I hit that same step and ate the ground royally... I even had a slight skid mark on the side of my face from sliding a little :P

I was so tired one night I threw my fast food bag into the closet instead of the other bag I was carrying with my new shoes that were suppose to go in there. XD

It's really hard not to

Got a new one for myself actually...I was getting on the train to go to a friend's Christmas party. When the doors just close, however, I realize I forgot to bring the presents.

Bought some boba but walked into a glass door as I was leaving. Dropped the drink and everybody was staring. Smooth af.

Looks like people like staring at your balls

I woke up one day to find myself in the middle of a field, stark naked, still holding a chicken bone and my friend's copy of a Sigurd Ros album I've already forgotten the title of.

I still have no idea how this happened. There were observers, but they won't tell me what I did.

Thanks, Obama.

At work we're having a big New Years party, like 800 people large, and I'm the A/V guy. So here I am, up 40 some-odd feet in a cherry picker with my head up in the ceiling stringing 300ft worth of XLR cables back to the soundboard when I drop one of them; I bend down to pick it up, and it slips again and falls down to the floor. I look down and get sever vertigo.

I just start sweating, my vision goes green, and I completely forget how to work the controls to get me back down. They had to call in the head maintenance guy to work the controls from the base.

I don't normally have panics like that, I'm still shaky, haha!

accidentally smacked my hand on the edge of a kitchen counter at a friends place, made that part of my hand swell a little bit. It was a couple of days ago

I almost ran over a duck and her ducklings....I'm such a horrible person
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