So I Have a Really Weird Fetish That I Don't Enjoy Having...

A lot of people have fetishes, right? Y'all know that. It's why you're on this website. And a lot of people have freaking weird, niche fetishes. I, for example, am a macrophile. But that's not what I'm here to talk about.

I have a... very, very strong... sexual attraction... to um... Jabba the Hutt.

From Star Wars.



Yes.

The image above turns me on more than you could possibly imagine.

I can live with macrophilia. At least it's a paraphilia with some kind of actual deep-seated emotional root. At least I can act it out (albeit, with a great deal of imagination and role-playing). At least I can happily say it doesn't make me "weird" in anyway, considering there are thousands of other people on the internet - and countless more, no doubt - with it. I am content with it.

But I have a sexual desire to be chained up naked next to a fictional, ugly, giant slug creature. I have a sexual desire to be shrunk and toyed with and abused and eaten by Jabba the Hutt, a character from a film that won't just never exist, but is of a species that will never exist, or be replicated...! This is, as far as I can tell, a fetish/attraction that is wholly unique to me. THAT. IS. JUST. SLIGHTLY. OFFPUTTING. ...so, tell me, Fakku.net forumgoers. I ask you with complete sincerity.

HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP IT :'3

How interesting. I can't say that i fully understand the applications or the reasoning behind this but if you truly want to get rid of this attraction you could go with positive punishment. You could expose yourself to an image of Jabba the Hutt a few time a day and every time you feel Sexual Arousal you introduce an adverse stimulus(punishment). The stimulus is up to you but there can be unforeseen consequences with repressing your sexual desires.... Oh, and it's not unique to you. There are some others who also feel such a sexual attraction.

*deep breath* Ok. Dude. Ok. Yes It's true that people have fetishes. Yes it's true Fakku is probably home to many of the more "out there" fetishes. As for your particular thing. Well first of all it would be easier to give advice If I knew if you were a guy or girl. But either way I would still have to say that this is really not normal. This coming from a regular Fakku user that has some sick fetishes of his own. So you know its got to be a problem. As for how to fix it. I'm not really sure. This is kind of over my head. I would have to say see a psychologist or get some kind of therapy. Also maybe if you can figure out what triggered these strange...urges, for jabba the hut maybe you can be that much closer to figuring out how to get away from them.

If you are completely serious then disregard the lower writing.

If this is a troll post then I must say it was pretty epic but still FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME THINK OF ALL THAT AND WRITE IT DOWN!!!

I kind of wish I was trolling because that is so sweet. :)

...no. Completely serious, unfortunately. It's not exactly an optimal scenario, is it.

well I posted my serious response then too. only other thing I have to add is
may God, Allah, Buddha and Haruhi Suzumiya take pity upon you and bring you through this

In order to solve the problem, we must first figure out why you're sexually attracted to "Jubba the Hut". So firstly, feel free to post as graphic of a post as possible as to why you're sexually attracted to "Jubba the Hut". Not only will this post help us, but it'll also help you. As you read the post, you'll come into better understanding of yourself.

First of all, are you male or female.
Provide the answer to the above question then I'll think what advice i can give.

I'm a guy. (Let me guess, this got a whole lot less erotic for all of you >_> you perverts)



Well, a friend of mind who was a sexual psychotherapist offered to write an essay on the subject to me. But they didn't. So I can only guess.

I think a lot of it is that this character is in a position of complete power; in all my fantasies, I am completely powerless, completely overwhelmed by his "power"... there's very little I find physically attractive about the character, except perhaps for his sheer size and his repulsiveness. I get turned on by being dominated, by being helpless, by being mocked and being by being powerless... this character is almost the epitome of smug, cocky power, a character who tortures and plays with and his truly king of his dominion. And he's a fat, drooling monster; inhuman, truly an eyesore and a beast, who lords it over those he deems puny and insignificant. That turns me on. Being puny and tiny turns me on. So, so much.

I feel I should be paying you $100 an hour to say this. (I would talk to my actual therapist about it, but it's something I'm actually too embarrassed to talk about with them so... ehh)

(Well, it wasn't that erotic to begin with. But everyone has his or her own fetishes, so I for one respect it. And no need for the cash or anything, just consider me a friend Alex-kun :D.) So, when you think about it, is Jubba really what attracts to you? Or is it the feeling you get from being dominated and from being powerless?

I'm a guy too(and a bisexual) so I understand full well what you mean by feeling powerless. The idea of a man or a woman taking charge of my body and feeling me up and using me to pleasure them is such an erotic feeling. The idea of being forced to do something, "humanizes" sex on my part, whereas you always see porn movies/hentais of a guy just enjoying himself forcing himself into a girl. I can't say we're completely alike in that fetish, because I view it as an equalizer and I wouldn't want to be automatically submissive all the time. Just enough so that my partner and I are truly one.

But I can guarantee you, Alex-kun, you're not alone ^.^

It is a comforting thought, though I have known this for a long time.

I'm just wondering why it had to manifest itself with a Star Wars character. The most embarassing Star Wars character to ever admit attraction too. (Isn't that every Star Wars character? Eheh.)

Thanks for the helpful words though, friend. I'm thinking perhaps I'm over-reacting slightly. It might hurt and it might be embarrassing deep down inside, because it creates such weird feelings of confusion for why I feel this way. But that I do feel this way doesn't harm anyone, and doesn't harm me in the slightest, certainly... maybe it'll just have to be one of those confusing semi-fetishes as long as I live, cos I very much doubt I can - not that I would - knock out my wish to be dominated and teased. That's what turns me on.

It's odd it had to be from this giant slug puppet. But that it is, is no blemish on my sexuality... not really... sure someone else will argue otherwise, but I guess I'll just have to live with it. >_

D: I can safely say that weirder fetishes develop everyday, all around the world.

But tell me, Andy...
Why do you want to 'stop' having this fetish?
Do you feel it's unhealthy, or is it just painfully embarrassing?

There's no reason to believe that you'll never find someone who is more than willing to roleplay as Jabba, and treat you like a slave princess in the bedroom.

Perhaps you might be over-thinking it a bit. You don't have to be ashamed of such a fetish, besides it's not like this fetish hurts any one. People have fetishes, one of yours just happens to be about Jabba.

and now for a joke. Hopefully this might cheer you up about it a bit.

Well, as a close friend of yours, I'll ask first.
Why do you want to get rid of it? And is it just Jabba the hut? Or any other slave mongerer kind of person? And is it just the fact you enjoy the feeling of being dominated?
From what I can tell, it seems like if we found you a more attractive person who whips and abuses slaves sexually, you'd enjoy that more... Unless it's partly due to him being larger...
Any of those sound close to it? Or am I just jumping to conclusions as usual? :p

Eh, you have a fetish. It could translate to you enjoy mob bosses, or fat men with power, or maybe you want to hump everything.

Uzachiha out for now.

As a test, you should look up a sci-fi movie called: Galaxy of Terror. It has a scene of a woman being raped by a giant slug creature. It may help you figure out if it is actually Jabba you are reacting to. From some of your comments, it sounds like you are more interested in Jabba, as a figure of power and influence, so maybe the attraction has nothing to do with Hutts.

Wait... if that's true, would Dark Helmut from Spaceballs have the same effect? I kinda agree with the power and influence thing, but there could be more to it than that...

Rick Moranis is in a different sub-class. But possibly.
Are you a druish princess?

LORDY. Maybe you should try and find a new fetish and forget about this one. Just stop fapping to it and try new things?
I don't really know what advice to give on this subject ;w;

It is embarrassing, mostly. But I mostly want to stop having it because it's confusing. I like to make sense of everything; everything has a justification, everything has a reason. Everything. When I'm jerking off to something, and all that runs through my mind is "why does this turn me on?" ...I'd consider that a problem.



These do sound close. My guess is as good as yours though, I reckon.



This could well be it. I'm actually going to make the assumption that I like it, not just because of the character itself, but the things going on it that particular section of the scene at large. Naked slave girls (a handful of them), a romance plot of three, a sex dungeon-vibe... I've never been turned on by, say, Jabba's scene in The Phantom Menace, A New Hope, or The Clone Wars animated film. It's always the grimy, 80s, drug den one from Return of the Jedi. But I'll check out that film.



How do you "find a new fetish"? Most fetishes are subconscious paraphilias. I'm almost 100% certain you can't just flick them on and off. God knows I've tried. Unless you know any techniques? Have you ever "switched" fetishes...? o_O

Size. Like I said, I'm a macrophiliac. Sometimes sheer size is enough to do it. Jabba is an incredibly large creature (his face is about a meter across), I think that (combined with the aforementioned power/influence) makes it a fairly potent turn-on.