So I just got out of jail.... RAGE

Yep, they caught me for molesting all those girls in Japan.

You didn't think I'd miss GARFest did you? TMS is a fantastic manly MAN boy.

But on a more serious note, I've been out of a job since April 20th; here's the story.



So, because life has been a roller coaster of shit for the past few months, I haven't been able to get online as much as I'd like to. At my former-job, I pulled 3 other people's loads most of the time, as well as did the closing and cleanup for my ass-backwards supervisor, who couldn't find her way out of a fucking wet paper bag. To make matters even worse, they wouldn't pay me overtime, cut my hours down and took a few dollars/hour off of my pay. But I still worked, oh yeah, did I ever. Unloading massive 75kg paper rolls, heavy lifting, inserting flyers, running real-estate, a daily, and pre-pack all in the same god damn shift(usually only unload and run one pre-pack/daily/realestate). Oh, and the machine we use to insert flyers is probably the biggest excuse for equipment I've ever seen. About every 30 fucking seconds, the piece of shit has a problem. Now, this isn't really the machines fault, if my former co-workers knew how to do their god damned job properly, it probably would've only fucked up every, 45 seconds. To top it all off, they gave employee of the month to my supervisor.

I wanted to find out why I didn't get that fucking title, so I stole the nomination sheets and found out 8/10 people had nominated me, the other two had actually nominated themselves. So I brought this to the big cheese, the production manager, and asked him "What the hell is this?". His response, "Oh, well it's actually up to the mailroom manager, press manager and myself to decide who gets employee of the month. And we really need the supervisor we have now to stay in that position, because she can work for less."

But wait, I hadn't lost it yet. The Mailroom and Press manager(both females), walked through the door and smiled at me, said hello and acted all friendly. I didn't respond, I was still thinking the whole situation over in my head.

It was this next comment that really put me over the edge. The mailroom manager turns to me smiling, obviously aware of the nomination sheets in my hand, and sais "Oh, and Will, we're going to need you to work past your shift for free today", my response, "And if I don't? That's illegal!" her "Oh, well as you know, we don't need to have a good reason to put you on suspension, which we can do for 6 months, so if you value your job I'd suggest you change your decision."

Me: "If you value that pretty face of yours, I suggest you shut the fuck up bitch."
Mailroom Manager: "Excuse me? That's a good enough reason to fire you."
The other two were standing there gawking at what I just said.
Me: "FIRE ME?! I ALREADY FUCKING QUIT YOU WHORE! ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED?"

So I back handed her as hard as I could across the face, broke her nose, and shattered 3 of her teeth on the left side of her jaw, one of them was a canine. Then, well, I walked past the advertising department, which pretty much fled to the other side of their main room, and into the bathroom. I washed my bloodied hands, and went home. 40 Minutes later I was arrested for public violence at my home around 1:30 PM, April 20th.

I just got released yesterday, and did a shit load of MDA, smoked a lot of weed and got really, really, really drunk. But now I'm back, if a bit colder than before. Hopefully I'll be back for an extended period of time.

PYRE FOR GARFEST 2010!

Quick approve of him TMS!
NVM.

Welcome back to the outside man.

You are a god.

You did the right thing. If anything those bitches need a good rape to put them in there place..



*Please NOTE, that I am in no way proposing that you or any other person should rape the fuck out of them. I am simply stating that those whores need to learn there place in the world.*

Party on my friend, party on!

I want some goddamn justice for this man.

can't you somehow sue her for that?

well glad that you're still alive and "punching"

YOU ARE MY IDOL.

AND I AGREE WITH TMS. PYRE FOR GARFEST!!!

I literally bow when I read this.

I approved of this.

So did I. Pyre for President.

I wish i had the guts to make a scene like that.
I just quit my job last friday, for reasons alike, but i'm a pussy, i just said "i quit" and left...

edit: Also, +rep for being the man i wanted to be.
And don't mind the guy below. He's a pussy too.

I'm not for it. If it was just something you thought of and didn't do I would have thought it was funny. But you used unnecessary violence. Not cool.

The smart thing to do would have been to quit when they didn't pay you over time.

Honestly you acted like a walking mat and were treated like one. the fuck did you expect?

You broke someones face, There not going to look the same and there going to pay massive medical bills. (well you might actually have to pay them idk)

You don't fight words with fucking violence, someone calls you a bitch you call them a cunt, you don't fucking hit them.

You weren't defending you're self and you just fucked you're self into a deeper hole

Walking away would have avoided a load of shit.

I think you should learn from this experience. and don't listen to the people saying it was the right thing to do. It was the stupid thing to do that just fucked you into a worse situation.


next time just walk away when you don't get paid right.
or just walk away when someones acting like a cunt

I didn't read a fucking word.

+1 rep

Pyre, you really deserve yet another +1 rep.

Also, if you ever run for something, you have my vote.

Postal
awesome story

I've already had thoughts of doing this, and it's a good thing I made a few friends in jail! :P









I WILL NOT FAIL YOU.

There were a lot of things forcing me to stay with the job, the production manager was involved with my personal life, and if I had quit, it would've fucked me over even harder than this did. Plus, reporting them would've done nothing, they wouldn't have got shut down, no one would've lost their job, I've seen it all happen before.

The production manager had a wife, a little girl and a teenage daughter, I didn't want him to lose his job, and everything in life had just been building up until that point. Now though, I feel detached from the world, I don't give a shit anymore about other peoples "feelings" in life. If anyone fucks with me from now on, I'll just fuck with them harder. In the words of Rbz.

Violence is apart of nature my friends, I believe in survival of the fittest. This was a grand experience, it made me a stronger person, and built higher, stronger psychological walls around my mind. Hitting her felt good, really good. Some people just deserve to be fucked up.

You deal with shit your way, and I'll deal with it my way. In the end, I'll still win, because there's nothing you can say to hurt me if you're lying on the ground in a pool of your own blood. If I die, if I go to jail again, it doesn't matter, because that's nature, that's the way the universe runs in my mind.

What is money? What is anything? Life is here for my sheer entertainment, and if you get in my way, expect to be moved. If you piss me off, expect to get fucked up.