So I just got out of jail.... RAGE

William · 2010-05-11T02:47:44+00:00

Yep, they caught me for molesting all those girls in Japan. You didn't think I'd miss GARFest did you? TMS is a fantastic manly MAN boy. But on a more serious note, I've been out of a job since April 20th; here's the story. So, because life has been a roller coaster of shit for the past few months, I haven't been able to get online as much as I'd like to. At my former-job, I pulled 3 other people's loads most of the time, as well as did the closing and cleanup for my ass-backwards supervisor, who couldn't find her way out of a fucking wet paper bag. To make matters even worse, they wouldn't pay me overtime, cut my hours down and took a few dollars/hour off of my pay. But I still worked, oh yeah, did I ever. Unloading massive 75kg paper rolls, heavy lifting, inserting flyers, running real-estate, a daily, and pre-pack all in the same god damn shift(usually only unload and run one pre-pack/daily/realestate). Oh, and the machine we use to insert flyers is probably the biggest excuse for equipment I've ever seen. About every 30 fucking seconds, the piece of shit has a problem. Now, this isn't really the machines fault, if my former co-workers knew how to do their god damned job properly, it probably would've only fucked up every, 45 seconds. To top it all off, they gave employee of the month to my supervisor. I wanted to find out why I didn't get that fucking title, so I stole the nomination sheets and found out 8/10 people had nominated me, the other two had actually nominated themselves. So I brought this to the big cheese, the production manager, and asked him "What the hell is this?". His response, "Oh, well it's actually up to the mailroom manager, press manager and myself to decide who gets employee of the month. And we really need the supervisor we have now to stay in that position, because she can work for less." But wait, I hadn't lost it yet. The Mailroom and Press manager(both females), walked through the door and smiled at me, said hello and acted all friendly. I didn't respond, I was still thinking the whole situation over in my head. It was this next comment that really put me over the edge. The mailroom manager turns to me smiling, obviously aware of the nomination sheets in my hand, and sais "Oh, and Will, we're going to need you to work past your shift for free today", my response, "And if I don't? That's illegal!" her "Oh, well as you know, we don't need to have a good reason to put you on suspension, which we can do for 6 months, so if you value your job I'd suggest you change your decision." Me: "If you value that pretty face of yours, I suggest you shut the fuck up bitch." Mailroom Manager: "Excuse me? That's a good enough reason to fire you." The other two were standing there gawking at what I just said. Me: "FIRE ME?! I ALREADY FUCKING QUIT YOU WHORE! ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED?" So I back handed her as hard as I could across the face, broke her nose, and shattered 3 of her teeth on the left side of her jaw, one of them was a canine. Then, well, I walked past the advertising department, which pretty much fled to the other side of their main room, and into the bathroom. I washed my bloodied hands, and went home. 40 Minutes later I was arrested for public violence at my home around 1:30 PM, April 20th. I just got released yesterday, and did a shit load of MDA, smoked a lot of weed and got really, really, really drunk. But now I'm back, if a bit colder than before. Hopefully I'll be back for an extended period of time.

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Rbz

15 years ago

Kaimax wrote...

Why are you really trying to connect this with "Women Equality"?

He's not trying, "women Equality" and "Waah, you shouldn't hit women" are already connected.

@thread: Bookmarked.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

Aeruthus wrote...

Pyre wrote...

I did what I did because I did what I did, nothing can change that, and I don't need anyones god damn approval or criticism.

Then don't post on a relatively public forum?

I was about to ask that. I'm interested in this too.

078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c

15 years ago

I don't understand what you guys are talking about.

While he may not care for your opinion on the matter, does that imply he doesn't want to explain to the community why hes been gone for such an extended period of time?

I mean I make threads all the time about personal experiences but I don't give a fuck about how you respond to it. Its a story worth telling so I bless Fakku! with it.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

Harmonian wrote...

And why would he think we care?

078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c

15 years ago

...because the thread's reached ten pages in less than two days.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

So if he foresaw that before he made the thread, it means he indeed does care about our opinions.

078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c

15 years ago

You seem to be ignoring my previous statement.

I make threads with nobody in mind. I just make them. By your logic, you are assuming that when he was crafting this thread he was looking for a reaction.

Rbz

15 years ago

Harmonian wrote...

...because the thread's reached ten pages in less than two days.

And he's been replying to the responses this whole time, so it's a big circle-jerk of caring.

Yay.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

Harmonian wrote...

I make threads with nobody in mind. I just make them.

Well, you're just an ass-hat. You want to say he is, too?

078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c

15 years ago

From my brief experience with the man I'd like to say he is just that.

An ass-hat.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

I know that deep down at your core, you giggle like a little schoolgirl at every response to your threads.

So don't say, ah I don't care. Because you do.

Rbz

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

I know that deep down at your core, you giggle like a little schoolgirl at every response to your threads.

So don't say, ah I don't care. Because you do.

^Dude reads minds.

078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c

15 years ago

Hey Nash, how about you stop debating this and get me something to do so I can redeem myself?

DaVinci

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

I know that deep down at your core, you giggle like a little schoolgirl at every response to your threads.

So don't say, ah I don't care. Because you do.

Of curz he does, why should somebody post his experience without having some response. Ppl always want some affirmative answers with threads like this....and how u can see, they get it almost from all users ^^;

Spoiler:

PersonDude

15 years ago

My penis gets hard every time I visit this thread.

penelopesays

15 years ago

RDZ.NEW NAME. SORRY BRO... I LOVE YOU BUT. RDZ.

The Jesus

15 years ago

If you're still raging after you just got out of jail, you need to think about what the fuck you did. Eventually, I'll tear you apart for being stupid, but you should be able to figure out how much you fucked up if you have any common sense.

Kaziglu

15 years ago

By creating or posting in a thread on a forum you are saying "What I say is open for discussion". To expect people to not respond to a post like the OPs with nothing but "Welcome back!" is just foolish. Now if he were to have just said "Hey guys I'm back! If you're interested in where I've been PM me." then he would have been able to choose who he told and knew what kind of responses he'd most likely get since he would get to choose.

If you want don't want people you don't know commenting then don't post on a forum or in any place that isn't private to just those people.

William

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

I know that deep down at your core, you giggle like a little schoolgirl at every response to your threads.

So don't say, ah I don't care. Because you do.

Oh you Nash, "Giggle".

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

I hope you know that wasn't addressed to you Pyre.

Well, maybe. Just maybe.

And I think Harmo does giggle. Giggle as in, fap over all the attention-whoring lol.

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