Some much needed entertainment

So thanks to my ohsowonderful [/sarcasm] manager not wanting to close the store today, I get to work at the jack shack, when knowingly, the majority of people are gonna be too busy stuffing their faces to remember they need new fapping material.

So right now, I ask my peers to keep me entertained with conversations or something for a couple of hours while I tend to the mostly empty store.

You're working in an empty store on an (albeit small) holiday? That's pretty harsh.

By myself on topic of that.
Normally I wouldn't care as its holiday pay, but because I missed out on seeing my sister (whom I haven't seen in about 4 months) and baby cousin (whom I also haven't met yet till today, ended up missing his birth and baptism as well).
I only got to see them for about 10 minutes today.

;-; That blows...

Message me if you wanna chat, i'm here at the old folks place for the holiday.

That's harsh, bro. :/

Just ignore the caption, and enjoy a fat guy dancing like a retard. :)

Sorry to hear that dude. I'm gonna do what artcellrox did and post a funny picture as an attempt to lighten the mood.

Will do. : D



Lmao. Trust me, already laughing. I'm easy to entertain.
Edit: you know... I think all fat guys dance the same, because I do that too.

@grav- the hell? Is its face smushed on glass or something? XD

Two of my fav pics from one of my fav tags.

Lol that is very true.

Possibly this would keep you occupied for some time.

Yep, and it's underwater!

@Art- The first pic makes total sense.

@Mochure- Yup... That'll do...

@Grav- Just hooooow do they do it?!

Not that hard, really. Tigers are actually fantastic swimmers.

The more you know...
I'll beat a tiger in a swimming race one day.

your working at a jack shack...by yourself...on a holiday...I don't know how much more I need to say.

I see what you did there...
I fap enough at home as is.
It'd be too weird too, like finishing someones fries or something. You saw what they did to the fries... But you don't know what they have done prior to eating them.

holiday on a sex shop... like who's gonna think "I'm going to my parents house, better buy a dildo"?

Still...it'd be an interesting if you did. Imagine if a hot girl walked in. Play your cards right, it could be just like the doujins. :3

odd... I google Jack Shack just to see how does it look like and I find this.

Why the fuck are you bored?

Because I'm apparently at the wrong jack shack.



I've veen praying for that since I got hired. I need a new god.



Someone has almost said that word for word not too long ago.

Well, seeing that you're bored and you in a sex shop, I made this little rap up for you...It's short so don't expect it to be the entire length of this song.