Some much needed entertainment
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Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
Spoiler:
I cannot possibly describe the depth and breadth of the love I feel for that post.
It is the epitome of Win.
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mochure wrote...
I don't have any funny things.....
I'm sure everyone has at least one person that they would do that to, given the opportunity.
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Lollikittie wrote...
mochure wrote...
I don't have any funny things.....
I'm sure everyone has at least one person that they would do that to, given the opportunity.
Ohh I would do much more....
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Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
Well, seeing that you're bored and you in a sex shop, I made this little rap up for you...It's short so don't expect it to be the entire length of this song.As I walk through the isles of sex toys and porn stars
I look down at my pants and realize my dick is hard.
But that's just great for a pervert like me
Get my rocks of with this Tenga,
Hope that my boss isn't watching me.
Hidin' in storage as my co-workers pass
While i'm dickin' a sex doll and slappin' its ass
'Cause I've been stocking these fuckin' shelves so long that,
Even my girlfriend says my sex drive's gone
But i work in a sex shop, so do you really expect
Me to not fap it hard and come real quick like a jet?
And, If I'm really, really lucky
I can get off at nine,
so I can go straight home
and tell my girl it's hammer time
Been spending most my life
Workin' in a Fapper's Paradise
Caught jacking once or twice
Workin' in a Fapper's Paradise
Hard work and sacrifice
Workin' in a Fapper's Paradise
Goddamn, this shit feels nice
Workin' in a Fapper's Paradise.
Take all of my rep... ALL OF IT!
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Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
Well, seeing that you're bored and you in a sex shop, I made this little rap up for you...It's short so don't expect it to be the entire length of this song.As I walk through the isles of sex toys and porn stars
I look down at my pants and realize my dick is hard.
But that's just great for a pervert like me
Get my rocks of with this Tenga,
Hope that my boss isn't watching me.
Hidin' in storage as my co-workers pass
While i'm dickin' a sex doll and slappin' its ass
'Cause I've been stocking these fuckin' shelves so long that,
Even my girlfriend says my sex drive's gone
But i work in a sex shop, so do you really expect
Me to not fap it hard and come real quick like a jet?
And, If I'm really, really lucky
I can get off at nine,
so I can go straight home
and tell my girl it's hammer time
Been spending most my life
Workin' in a Fapper's Paradise
Caught jacking once or twice
Workin' in a Fapper's Paradise
Hard work and sacrifice
Workin' in a Fapper's Paradise
Goddamn, this shit feels nice
Workin' in a Fapper's Paradise.
This one really deserves my rep ;D
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Sprite wrote...
Spoiler:
Here you go, Yugioh the Abridged movie.
If he haven't seen it yet then he would laugh like hell... or at least I did.
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Well I'm finally free, and no I have not seen it.
Gonna watch this, attempt to sleep, and then attempt to sell sexual paraphenalia at discounted black friday prices.
EDIT: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA... That was pretty funny.
Gonna watch this, attempt to sleep, and then attempt to sell sexual paraphenalia at discounted black friday prices.
EDIT: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA... That was pretty funny.
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Masongate wrote...
i just got cum on my blanky if that makes you feel any betterI laugh directly towards your misfortune.
@Art- I honestly didn't know Weird All was still doing parodies.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Maeve wrote...
@Art- I honestly didn't know Weird All was still doing parodies.More than 50 years old, and the man has not stopped at all. Listen to Craigslist, a style parody of The Doors. He SERIOUSLY nails Morrison's wails.
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Don't get me wrong, I know he's good.
I'm just remembering how he used to be doing songs on mainstream radio and on movies sometimes and then poof, he stopped.
Thought he retired.
I'm just remembering how he used to be doing songs on mainstream radio and on movies sometimes and then poof, he stopped.
Thought he retired.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
It's probably because, unlike before, there was a whole 5-year gap between his two most recent albums, 2006's Straight Outta Lynwood, and 2011's Alpocalypse. I guess it's only understandable to think like that.
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Ah, ok.
Didn't know that.
EDIT: I swear if one more old man calls me "Miss, Honey, or Ma'am", I'm gonna rage a rainbow. Fifth time this week...
Didn't know that.
EDIT: I swear if one more old man calls me "Miss, Honey, or Ma'am", I'm gonna rage a rainbow. Fifth time this week...
