The Jesus wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
Actually I'm a dirty martini, a dirty, dirty martini... (also, I have a beard, penis, lack internal reproductive organs and lack breasts, wear men's clothes, and lived in the male barrack, figure it out geniuses...)
Apparently, you're a woman disguised as a man.
If you're GAR you drink your alcohol straight. Once you start putting olives, lemons, or anything else in it, you're fucking with the integrity of the drink. A man drinks his alcohol straight, its alright if he has a chaser, because there are some types of alcohol that taste like shit.
Straight gin tastes like pine needles, adding vermouth, olive juice, and onions makes it taste like awesome. Also, tell me James Bond wasn't a man, the man made martinis sexy for men to drink. I drink scotch, tequila, rum, vodka, whiskey, and most other drinks straight, but gin, that needs help. I love it, but it's like the girl that actually nerds makeup, it's personality is lovely, but do something with that face for the love of God.