the awkward moment when parents walk in on you

Just today, my girlfriend invited me over since she said her parents were out shopping for the entire day and wouldn't be back until 8pm....

She told me to come over and obviously what guy would say no to a day of hot sex... and when we were halfway through our 3rd run in the living room, her parents walk in and say "we decided to bring dinner home!"

awkward....

Lol so where'd her dad have his shotgun hidden?

What did you have for dinner?

I'd probably jump out the window and run at that point.

In all seriousness, that's why I make sure to lock the door first. If not, I make sure there's a way to know if someone's coming, giving me long enough to put my pants on and then jump out the window.

Say you already made pie.

winner,winner,chicken dinner?

Oh my god, my sympathies... Do tell us what happened!

That oughta teach you to lock the door, REGARDLESS of when they said they were going to come back. Either way...

Finish while looking at her parent's eyes with that I'm fucking your baby girl look on your face.

Finish like a boss.

I hope you know how much I love your replies.


Seriously, what happened? :D

lmao!!!!! well i imagine you survived since you are posting this here now but im also interested to know what happened next.

Lol "I'm here to bang your daughter"

Here is an option, smash your head on the nearby table. May cause a minor concussion. But, think of it like this they can't be pissed if your knocked the fuck out.

Also, as an added note, how pissed off were they to find you mid-docking procedure in their daughter's shuttle bay. If you know what I mean.

When I got walked in on...

she let him finish. :3

[size=7]The uh... discussion in the living room was rather tense and terrifying, and she used it to extort labor but...[/h]

lmao thats a godawful lie!!let some dude be smashing my daughter and i catch him even if he in a wheelchair im kicking his shit.

True. But you have to laugh while kicking the shit outta him how he smashed his head into your table all because his thinking was "can't get me if I'm knocked the fuck out!".

.... I more interested in this then you can imagion.

A. mom walks in.. you two banging it out straight.
Ba1. She waits until he jizzs
Bb2. She walks out and waits until he jizzs.
C. She talks to you both in blackmail style.
D. ?????
E. is there a videoorsomethingican'tseemtopeekmymindtoomuchlately?

I basically awkwardly pulled out of her and it was hectic my girlfriend screamed, her mother awkwardly was gazing at me... which was really awkward..., her dad was yelling, I basically grabbed my clothes and ran out the door naked lol

My girlfriend is grounded... so I guess we can only have quickies during breaks between classes. Can't hangout anymore =[

[quote="Alex~kun"]I'd probably jump out the window and run at that point.

We were doing it in the living room. Not exactly a door available =[

grounded????? aint she grown?