the awkward moment when parents walk in on you

It would make a difference. If it's you instead of a girl you know the name, i can't google pictures of her naked can i? Kidding. I'm just curious.

Its somewhat more kinky and of a turn-on if you go around posting with such a picture of yourself, as opposed to just a random photo of the myriads available on the internet.

i nver had that happen to me

OOOh my gosh...my parents walked in on me and girlfriend Davin about 4 years ago...when we were in our senior year...We were both 18 so we said what the hell and did it...Anyway, I was in the basement doing when I hear my mother coming down saying what I want for dinner...I wasn't fast enough to pull my dick out, mostly cause it felt so good, My mother stands staring at me....My dad walks down stairs and see my staring at me with her eyes wide as a _____ (She was probably thinking who is this slut.). My dad stands in the staircase without saying a word but I could he was a little proud.
My mom comes closer and grabs me AND Davin by our hair. She sits down and starts talking about condoms and crap...well to end the fascinating story, we are happily engaged...the end...don't tell her I see Fakku...This where stress is released when you don't have a p*s*y..

This reminds me of when I almost got caught.

I was dating this girl back in highschool and we had done it once or twice. Grandparents decided to go out to something and wouldn't be back for an hour or two so I had her come over. We were in the middle of sex when I heard my grandma come down the stairs (also a basement scenario). So using my quick thinking... I flipped her off the bed and quickly covered myself up with my bed sheets. My grandma walked in and didn't see her on the other side of the bed, thankfully, and asked me what was wrong. I told her I didn't feel good and after she went back upstairs I snuck my girlfriend out the basement window.

And no she wasn't mad at me for throwing her off the bed. We thought it was pretty funny.

-dying to hard fro all the posts- damn... you have my respect for not dropping dead right there.

I've never been walked in on having sex, but my step dad caught me with my boyfriend's belt in my mouth. >_>

close enough in my opinion. o3o

lol... worse if it was your boyfriend's "belt" in your mouth...

You're lucky you don't live in Florida. I had a shotgun pulled on me... Never ran so fast in my life...

I promise it was just the belt, anything else and I can't imagine getting off with a stern look and my companion being removed from the house >_>

Though I had it easy, my sisters ex had a gun pulled on him, but that was for an entirely different reason.

Locking the door won't really help cuz it's their house so they are gonna have a key...You need great listening skills for when the car pulls up but people get distracted cuz of the sex lol

Wow I'm so sorry. D: That has never happened to me, fortunately. Actually I'm kind of paranoid of that happening, so I'm extra extra careful. Worst experience was having my little brother and his friend walk into my room when I was pretending to ride my boyfriend. Not a scarring experience, but awkward nonetheless.

And off topic, but I'm digging the Tiffany picture, OP.

Hahaha thank you. I love Tiffany the most :P
It's okay. I'm not dating her anymore, but it's still a funny story to tell at gatherings and such.

Rules: When ever you have sex at your boyfriend/girlfriends house always plan an escape route ahead of time.

at least you lived to tell about it lol

All I can say is....girls, never let your man's mother walk in on you. Unless you want to be fussed over, RUN. A mom got all excited after seeing us saying that her son's finally gonna get married :/ and we were still in the middle of it. His stepdad winking at us as he pulled the mom away wasn't any better either :|

part 1 secret been known: When I was gone to school, I saw my father walk to my room, and I got a bad feeling but let it go, after noon came, father called me, on my room, mother was there, while both talking to me, father click on history and recent folder/items and poof (ore no porn treasure pop out) and i feel like I was on the cloud either I'm a live or not. And when i come to my senses both gone and they we're already sleeping to their room...
part 2 secret been known: When I was an art student back then my instinct speak up it mind and I accidentally is for the art without knowing I was still holding a tissue on my shaft... do you feel what i feel back then?

english motherfucker, u speak it?

No, I don't speak english manwhore, read this?