The tale of how Saul was almost a sex offender.

Waar · 2011-07-01T16:53:29+00:00

People who know Saul often mock him because of how vanilla his taste in hentai is; he doesn't like most rape or S&M things, he hate NTR and and he's not really a big fan of loli(though he does have a bit and enjoys some things [sho pan/low leg]). He's also a Canadian citizen and as some of you may know loli is banned in Canada, it's considered child pornography. Thus our story begin with a nice Canadian moderator driving back from a trip to his bros place (Jacob and Mike's place), to his house in Ontario, Canada. So this moderator, let's call him Saul, arrives at the check in and is asked a series of normal questions; none of which seem too invasive and he answers back with replies that no one should find suspicious. The questioning stops and they ask him to pull around back to an inspection area. Saul thinks to himself: "It's alright, I don't have anything to hide, ill be done in 10 minutes". Little did Saul know, the cop on duty was a try hard keener and wanted to bust someone that night. The questions commence once again and it's clear to Saul that he may be in trouble; he has his computer and 2 externals with quite a bit of stolen software(torrents, mp3's, movies), and hentai (including loli). During the inspection the cop finds a poster with Momoka in underwear and starts to get suspicious, asking Saul how he knew his friends; Saul had to lie and tell him Fakku was a translation group for normal anime, hoping the cop would not need to see what was on the externals. Nope.jpg The officer brings both externals inside and asks Saul to wait in the lobby. Saul is pretty nervous but has to poker face lest he be caught. 20 minutes pass and Saul needs some fresh air so he asks one of the officers if he can grab juice from his car otherwise Saul may just puke right there on the floor. Another 30 minutes and the officer steps out of his office and speaks with another officer, who then both enter the office of a 3rd police officer and they talk for 10 minutes. The first officer then tell Saul that they found suspicious files and that they want to look on his computer. Saul is beside himself with grief but still manages to poker face his way through asking the officer if he should call a lawyer. The officer says it's not required and begins looking through Saul's computer. 30 minutes later the station commander comes out to speak with Saul and asks; "we know that people who like child pornography often like anime (horse shit Saul thought to himself) and so we just need to make sure you don't have any on your computers, so are we gonna find anything"? "of course not, I'm only into vanilla things" Saul responded. Then Saul put on his douchebag cap and told the officer he had been driving for 9 hours and asked if there was any way they could expedite the process so he could go home to sleep. That seemed to work because 10 minutes later the first officer brought Saul's computer and external hard drives back out and even offered to help carry them back to his car. He promptly said his farewells and left as soon as possible. When in his car Saul just had to leave, he started driving not knowing where he was going and without using his GPS, Saul just wanted to get the heck away. 20 minutes after that Saul had calmed down and tried to figure out where he was, somewhere in the back woods of Canada. Finally Saul reached his destination and had an new amazing story to tell about how he was almost arrested for possession of child pornography. The End.

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VotableDrWhat

14 years ago

Wow. I read about this on the Escapist, but I had no clue that it was Fakku related. Small world.

But good thing it all worked out. It's like A Wonderful Life only with loli.

Rayne

14 years ago

That was an awesome true story, Waar. Thanks for sharing.

Kadushy Douchebag

14 years ago

What those cops did: Fapped when checking your files.

Luckily you didn't get busted.

AvatarEnd

14 years ago

Saul should have a good drink and throw a "oh shit, I'm not going to jail!" party.

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

14 years ago

He just came from mike's and jacob's house... more buttseck won't hurt ya!

Unsigned

14 years ago

Always liked it when Fakkuza share stories. Great story Waar.

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Shinji Ex

14 years ago

Riveting Tale Chap!

Soon will look back on this an laugh that we ever used HDD to store porn or other content

When & soon everything will be stored on the Cloud!

gizgal

14 years ago

Ugh, wow... I can't stand it when police jump to conclusions without evidence.

Liking anime/manga =/= gateway to CP. :\

Akaoni21

14 years ago

So cops are just allowed to look on your externals and computer willy nilly? (Bit of an invasion of ahem... 'Sauls' privacy isnt it!)

Dr Shaneman

14 years ago

Wow... just... wow.

TheSundanceKid

14 years ago

I just decided that Canada is not for me.

Waar FAKKU Moderator

14 years ago

Akaoni21 wrote...

So cops are just allowed to look on your externals and computer willy nilly? (Bit of an invasion of ahem... 'Sauls' privacy isnt it!)

When you cross the border they can search anything, including your bum hole.

Dr Shaneman

14 years ago

Waar wrote...

when you cross the border they can search anything, including your bum hole.

Okay... life lesson here.

GroverCleaveland

14 years ago

Remind me never to play poker with you.

Akaoni21

14 years ago

Waar wrote...

Akaoni21 wrote...

So cops are just allowed to look on your externals and computer willy nilly? (Bit of an invasion of ahem... 'Sauls' privacy isnt it!)

when you cross the border they can search anything, including your bum hole.

Well... French customs never checked MY bum hole but they did search my bag! (Shit must be tight over there in N.A) :(

Ichiban16

14 years ago

Lesson learned !Thanks for sharing...

halahsv

14 years ago

Man, Canada is such a badplace, thanks for sharing your experience, I'm sure this will be a lesson for many...

Tsurayu

14 years ago

As awful as that could have turned out, this story just made me smirk to myself.

The stories about hentai (particularly lolicon) related to child pedophilia have gotten so numerous and pretentious that at this point I don't even attempt to take them for face value anymore and just laugh at the ridiculous nature of it all.

Pervy Fatman

14 years ago

cool story bro, gotta be more careful about that kind of stuff!

Aura-Desu Beautiful and Twisted~

14 years ago

This would all turn out better if they decide to look up fakku and find this thread and realize that they just let a guilty person go. lol

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