The tale of how Saul was almost a sex offender.

Waar · 2011-07-01T16:53:29+00:00

People who know Saul often mock him because of how vanilla his taste in hentai is; he doesn't like most rape or S&M things, he hate NTR and and he's not really a big fan of loli(though he does have a bit and enjoys some things [sho pan/low leg]). He's also a Canadian citizen and as some of you may know loli is banned in Canada, it's considered child pornography. Thus our story begin with a nice Canadian moderator driving back from a trip to his bros place (Jacob and Mike's place), to his house in Ontario, Canada. So this moderator, let's call him Saul, arrives at the check in and is asked a series of normal questions; none of which seem too invasive and he answers back with replies that no one should find suspicious. The questioning stops and they ask him to pull around back to an inspection area. Saul thinks to himself: "It's alright, I don't have anything to hide, ill be done in 10 minutes". Little did Saul know, the cop on duty was a try hard keener and wanted to bust someone that night. The questions commence once again and it's clear to Saul that he may be in trouble; he has his computer and 2 externals with quite a bit of stolen software(torrents, mp3's, movies), and hentai (including loli). During the inspection the cop finds a poster with Momoka in underwear and starts to get suspicious, asking Saul how he knew his friends; Saul had to lie and tell him Fakku was a translation group for normal anime, hoping the cop would not need to see what was on the externals. Nope.jpg The officer brings both externals inside and asks Saul to wait in the lobby. Saul is pretty nervous but has to poker face lest he be caught. 20 minutes pass and Saul needs some fresh air so he asks one of the officers if he can grab juice from his car otherwise Saul may just puke right there on the floor. Another 30 minutes and the officer steps out of his office and speaks with another officer, who then both enter the office of a 3rd police officer and they talk for 10 minutes. The first officer then tell Saul that they found suspicious files and that they want to look on his computer. Saul is beside himself with grief but still manages to poker face his way through asking the officer if he should call a lawyer. The officer says it's not required and begins looking through Saul's computer. 30 minutes later the station commander comes out to speak with Saul and asks; "we know that people who like child pornography often like anime (horse shit Saul thought to himself) and so we just need to make sure you don't have any on your computers, so are we gonna find anything"? "of course not, I'm only into vanilla things" Saul responded. Then Saul put on his douchebag cap and told the officer he had been driving for 9 hours and asked if there was any way they could expedite the process so he could go home to sleep. That seemed to work because 10 minutes later the first officer brought Saul's computer and external hard drives back out and even offered to help carry them back to his car. He promptly said his farewells and left as soon as possible. When in his car Saul just had to leave, he started driving not knowing where he was going and without using his GPS, Saul just wanted to get the heck away. 20 minutes after that Saul had calmed down and tried to figure out where he was, somewhere in the back woods of Canada. Finally Saul reached his destination and had an new amazing story to tell about how he was almost arrested for possession of child pornography. The End.

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Waar FAKKU Moderator

14 years ago

I didn't mention Fakku at any point, nor did the giant F on the poster give them any real clue; I protected my bros Mike and Jacob.

Arinaz

14 years ago

Waar wrote...

I didn't mention Fakku at any point, nor did the giant F on the poster give them any real clue; I protected my bros Mike and Jacob.

Ok that's cool I wonder what they thought the giant F was

TheDarkStarAlchemist Requests Moderator

14 years ago

Are swords illegal to have too? Did Saul and Satrick have trouble last year crossing the border?

Waar FAKKU Moderator

14 years ago

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Are swords illegal to have too? Did Saul and Satrick have trouble last year crossing the border?

there was no such search, but yes they did ask if we had any weapons.

Silverc

14 years ago

Ha thats funny

KageMinowara

14 years ago

halahsv wrote...

Man, Canada is such a badplace

Only when the Conservatives start meddling in things. I'm not sure but it would not suprise me if they were the ones who passed the loli ban.

NEXUS Since 2010

14 years ago

KageMinowara wrote...

halahsv wrote...

Man, Canada is such a badplace

Only when the Conservatives start meddling in things. I'm not sure but it would not suprise me if they were the ones who passed the loli ban.

Stephen Harper hates lolis.

TheDarkStarAlchemist Requests Moderator

14 years ago

Waar wrote...

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Are swords illegal to have too? Did Saul and Satrick have trouble last year crossing the border?

there was no such search, but yes they did ask if we had any weapons.

Would you have been arrested?

Waar FAKKU Moderator

14 years ago

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Waar wrote...

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Are swords illegal to have too? Did Saul and Satrick have trouble last year crossing the border?

there was no such search, but yes they did ask if we had any weapons.

Would you have been arrested?

Perhaps, probably charged.

Zak

14 years ago

Is it still my fault?

neyapuckachinha

14 years ago

Zak wrote...

Is it still my fault?

It always is <3

For that awesome story, I'm giving Saul a virtual blowjob, to comfort him, because he was scared and pooping his pants.

Zak

14 years ago

neyapuckachinha wrote...

Zak wrote...

Is it still my fault?

It always is <3

I dont think you get it...

BUT I MUST ONCE AGAIN ASK FOR THINE TEATS.

goonsquad

14 years ago

That must have been a pretty horrifying experience... I try to stay here in the US where you can just say "I don't permit to any searches" and that alone is usually an instant win. Unless they have dogs... I hate dogs... (No that reference wasn't intended.)

BloodyWind

14 years ago

Oh Shit Waar, that was a fun read. Good thing Saul got away clean.

GreenZero Get Jinxed

14 years ago

That was quite a nice story. Really funny how they said most pedophiles likes anime.

CPOK

14 years ago

So how light is your wallet after that Waar? j/k. But that is what encrypted files hidden as innocent looking ones are for.

SamRavster

14 years ago

Waar wrote...

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Waar wrote...

TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...

Are swords illegal to have too? Did Saul and Satrick have trouble last year crossing the border?

there was no such search, but yes they did ask if we had any weapons.

Would you have been arrested?

Perhaps, probably charged.

[font=verdana][color=green]In all honesty, I'm not too sure how things work in Canada, but you should have never have been stopped in the first place. They had no suspicion at all, they didn't let you have a lawyer either and they kept you there for some time.

Neruku

14 years ago

goonsquad wrote...

I try to stay here in the US where you can just say "I don't permit to any searches" and that alone is usually an instant win.

You'r kidding right? O_o

when I'm entering the EU border they usually search for cigarettes, alcohol, drugs and illegal immigrants...no one ever bothers opening up my laptop...well I don't like loli and don't have any but I got tons of illegal downloaded stuff like movies and music...oh well

artcellrox The Grey Knight :y

14 years ago

Lucky...

Is pornography really the first thing the law should be looking for?

anud

14 years ago

Lucky...

Is pornography really the first thing the law should be looking for?

Seconded

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