The WORST time to cum?

Well, for guys who can only cum once and then they are finished, I'd say its quite bad to cum before the girl. But for guys who can cum more than once, its not a problem imo.

Other bad things are:
- watching porn while your gf is giving you a blowjob, and then trying to cum at the same time the girl cums in the porn
- when your gf is giving you a blowjob and you cum just the second she takes the penis off of her mouth and you end up blowing most of your load in her nose

During a family reunion

Changing in the locker room.

"Hey guys how's it goi--OHGODIT'SEVERYWHERE!"

Cumming inside, When your girl is not in a "safe" day and you're not using a condom.

lolwut?

This pretty much answers all the possible worst times. ;)

During a prostate exam

Picture isn't working now. *sad*

rite when she says dont cum

Simple question is simple. There is no 'worst' time to cum. There will always be worse, and there will always be better. But accidental pregnancy is probably the result of the worst time to cum...

When a girl ask do you want a blowjob or how about you use my breast.

When you see your best friend get out of the shower

After shouting Abracadabra. Nothing up my sleeve, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat... eerr oops.

When your mom calls you and you have to scream "I'm coming"

Here's a couple bad times:

* While having your inseam measured for a tuxedo/suit fitting.
* While trying on pants at a store.
* During your shift as a mall Santa Claus.
* During your defense testimony in court after being charged with a heinous crime.
* Half-way through a spirited game of Twister.
* Half-way through a spirited game of chess.
* Reading the Bible.

Can't say I know which of those would be considered the worst, but they're all pretty bad timing...

I've used it to wipe my mess up if that counts.

When posting in a thea- excuse me for a second...- ad.

slightly after the awkward pause when your parents catch you masturbating

I like you.