The WORST time to cum?
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You're working as a background singer for a generic rock band for a major label you're singing a very high note and you do so sucsessfully you're doing well too well. The band really like you and they're thinking of having you as second gutiar and back up singer. You're really hoping they do it. They invite you into their private room and say that they will only let you have the Job if the drummer sucks you off. You do so and succeed in the task. It's you're first live gig with the band and it's a big one. However your jeans fall down.
and then You cum all over the crowd
That would be pretty annoying
and then You cum all over the crowd
That would be pretty annoying
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Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your door
Is the whole night what we've got in store?
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your door
Is the whole night what we've got in store?
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants
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^During a critical operation is funnier....
Imagine you're in a verge of comatose and suddenly it happens....lolz
Imagine you're in a verge of comatose and suddenly it happens....lolz
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kgods wrote...
I imagine during a dental procedure would be awkward Oh yes drill me, drill me hard till i numb?
That would be awkward
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willy191 wrote...
^During a critical operation is funnier....Imagine you're in a verge of comatose and suddenly it happens....lolz
"charge" CLEAR! "zap" ooooooh yeahhhhh! "goes into shock"
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shinji_ikari
Mustn't Run Away...
Right after the birth of your child ,and the doctor announces "it's a girl"...
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shinji_ikari wrote...
Right after the birth of your child ,and the doctor announces "it's a girl"...LOL just had to +rep you for that! XD
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shinji_ikari
Mustn't Run Away...
kgods wrote...
Whilst watching 'To Catch A Predator' wtf are you talking about ? chris hansen is one sexy bitch
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
shinji_ikari wrote...
kgods wrote...
Whilst watching 'To Catch A Predator' wtf are you talking about ? chris hansen is one sexy bitch
that guy haunts my dreams
