Tips to keep yourself safe from robbers on the road...
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Spoiler:
I got this from an E-mail from my mom, which was forwarded to her by her friend. I figured you guys should know, so I posted it here. Who knows; this message might save someone.
I didn't know if this belonged in the "Serious discussion" area so I placed it here instead. To mods, feel free to move when deemed necessary.
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OH MY GOD. I cannot believe someone actually bought this shit.
Oh my god.
That's it, I don't even care anymore. I should've known by now that mankind is doomed.
ps:HOW DID ANYONE FIND THIS OUT IF ALL THE VICTIMS ARE KILLED?
ROFL MILKY EGGS WILL BLIND 92,5% OF YOUR VISION. HOW DID THEY CALCULATE THAT. HOW MYSTERIOUS EH?
Oh my god.
That's it, I don't even care anymore. I should've known by now that mankind is doomed.
ps:HOW DID ANYONE FIND THIS OUT IF ALL THE VICTIMS ARE KILLED?
ROFL MILKY EGGS WILL BLIND 92,5% OF YOUR VISION. HOW DID THEY CALCULATE THAT. HOW MYSTERIOUS EH?
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Raw eggs will be washed away by water. They won't block your vision.
I didn't know about the baby thing though. How despicable... Gangs kidnapping people are really scary.
I didn't know about the baby thing though. How despicable... Gangs kidnapping people are really scary.
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Always call the police when you see something suspicious and never stop at a place where light and people are few. If can't resist, ready a pepper spay or teaser. Most important; trust your guts, if you feel something is wrong then there is something wrong.
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It's because of shit like this that I have almost no faith in the humanrace. Has humanity sunken so low that its come to this?
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This needs mentioning again: Robbers got you trapped? Does the situation put you in doubt? Then unzip your pants and whip it out!
Disclaimer: If a female suspects she's being robbed, she should have put on her strap on in the morning.
Disclaimer: If a female suspects she's being robbed, she should have put on her strap on in the morning.
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My vehicle is equipped with an EMP for situations like this. When fired it destroys the thugs CPU and shuts him down permanently.
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That is why you shouldn't support gun ban laws.
Being armed mean you can shoot them for being dicks to you.
Being armed mean you can shoot them for being dicks to you.
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Rbz wrote...
Whoa, whoa, wait guys, back the fuck up for a moment!rober2
rober
robber
It's a trap!
Omgz you're such a genious at times.
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Spoiler:
It's a trap!
Omgz you're such a genious at times.
I demand a nobel prize.
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Rbz wrote...
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Spoiler:
It's a trap!
Omgz you're such a genious at times.
I demand a nobel prize.
aint going to happen
and wtf are people that low -.-
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Sneakyone wrote...
wow, I didnt think they put much thought into doing that, pretty scary =(Hi, Sneakyone! Congrats on the 1M'th post! :) I was there when it happened.
Haburi-Chan wrote...
Raw eggs will be washed away by water. They won't block your vision. I didn't know about the baby thing though. How despicable... Gangs kidnapping people are really scary.
That's IF they don't use the wiper of the car to wipe off the egg.
Rbz wrote...
Whoa, whoa, wait guys, back the fuck up for a moment!rober2
rober
robber
It's a trap!
What?! Wait, NO! I'm innocent! INNOCENT!!! My username just turned out that way >_<! (Dangit! I thought that wouldn't reach here!)
Edit:
Did... I just get a negative rep? What for?
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rober2 wrote...
Haburi-Chan wrote...
Raw eggs will be washed away by water. They won't block your vision. I didn't know about the baby thing though. How despicable... Gangs kidnapping people are really scary.
That's IF they don't use the wiper of the car to wipe off the egg.
Yes, because no one would really be smart enough to think about using the wiper.
Sneakyone wrote...
wow, I didnt think they put much thought into doing that, pretty scary =(So much though lol. You mustn't be very smart.
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Abunai Gigolo wrote...
wooo~ no one robbs yah~ if you are well known in your whole neighborhood~Obviously, this applies whether you're in your neighborhood or not. The main point is that you should be careful of robbers; who knows, a robber from a far away area might be daring enough to rob your neighborhood.
Spoiler:
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Brittany
Director of Production
Something similar happened to my mother and I once a long time ago. This was before cell phones were real common and not everyone had them.
My mom and I were on the highway and my mom saw a woman coming out from high grass crawling on her stomach. She flipped out and instead of stopping she took the exit which was really close to where the woman was and stopped at the gas station at the end of the ramp and called 911 on a pay phone.
That shit is really common actually. Truckers used to pull over for people whose cars broke down, but people won't stop for anybody anymore.
Usually people will be hidden in grass or in trees and when you stop your car, for whatever reason they jump you and either hurt you or jack your car or both.
My mom and I were on the highway and my mom saw a woman coming out from high grass crawling on her stomach. She flipped out and instead of stopping she took the exit which was really close to where the woman was and stopped at the gas station at the end of the ramp and called 911 on a pay phone.
That shit is really common actually. Truckers used to pull over for people whose cars broke down, but people won't stop for anybody anymore.
Usually people will be hidden in grass or in trees and when you stop your car, for whatever reason they jump you and either hurt you or jack your car or both.