Ways you've been cocked blocked.

Indeed, what ways have you ever been cocked blocked, or seen someone cocked blocked.

At freshman orientation for college, I was waiting to see my adviser for the first time. While I was waiting with my mother sitting off a few seats away, I noticed a pretty attractive freshman girl sitting across from me also waiting for her adviser.

So I started doing the whole, eye flirting thing with her for about five minutes until I was just about to start up the conversation when BAM! My mom starts talking to her a second before I speak up.

FUUUUUUUUUUUU!

My cousin also talked about the time he was with my gay uncle at a bar. Well, while my uncle is hitting it off with several women and just generally joking around my cousin is off in the corner with a married woman talking it up.

He was just one step away from leaving with her to go bump uglies, when apparently my uncle, who can sense this sort of thing, and swoops in introducing himself. He then proceeds to steal the woman's attention and actually has her wander off with him away from my cousin.

My pants block my cock from the world

My pants block the world from my cock...that won't be true however sometime in 2012...

Funny, reminds me of when I was about to get some, and the the girl tripped and broke her nose. ._.

When your monthly comes around...

My girlfriend and I are literally just about to get it on, and my suitemate knocks on the door urgently. Thinking something was wrong, we hurriedly put clothes back on. I open the door, and he excitedly exclaimed, "The ring was auto looted to me, and I won THE TURNING TIDE!!"My girlfriend was not really in the mood after that. My cock was blocked by the World of Warcraft. And I wasn't even playing.

my brother yell out " so where your wife" when i flirting with a potential one night fuck

What? Use a condom.

Friends. Always friends. Biggest cock blocks I know.

The monthly time is the best time.

What kind of wingman is that? This is, of course, assuming you are actually single and he wasn't just trying to stop infidelity.

Her period

at that time i was single..... well i wasn't married yet.

Flipping on Discovery Channel while it shows some program about mass murder in the morning.

Kills any sort of fantasies.

Fuck you, Discovery.

That's why you should watch porn in the morning.

On a plane. My friend decided she was too afraid to sit next to the window and sat between me and the REALLY hot guy on the end.

Bitch doesn't even appreciate a hot Asian boy...

Mile High Cock Block ;~;

Because you've never had sex nor been presented the opportunity to have sex.

WAY I WAS COCK BLOCKED: I WAS ABOUT TO PLUNGE MY BURNING MAN ROD INTO THIS GIRL'S HOT HONEY POT; WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN; HAND IN FRONT OF MY DICK.

Lawl, selling yourself out.

Was cuddling up with a girl in the Eugene Corn Maze [It's a maze within a giant field of corn that is made every Halloween.] in a quite abandoned and dark corner away from the path. Got into her shirt and grabbed her butt when an elderly couple appeared OUT OF NOWHERE and asked us if we were two of the ghouls on break from scaring people.