Ways you've been cocked blocked.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Minus42 wrote...
Kalistean im not an english expert, i can make some mistakes >_> plus im not english by birth xDwhat your not from the uk... man i was born in california and not born english by born and i speak the language
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Sisami wrote...
Sindalf wrote...
Never have I ever been cock blocked. Because you've never had sex nor been presented the opportunity to have sex.
WAY I WAS COCK BLOCKED: I WAS ABOUT TO PLUNGE MY BURNING MAN ROD INTO THIS GIRL'S HOT HONEY POT; WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN; HAND IN FRONT OF MY DICK.
OLOLOL LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN. INB4 IT'S BECAUSE OF MY RELIGION.
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
Minus42 wrote...
Kalistean im not an english expert, i can make some mistakes >_> plus im not english by birth xDPossibly.
But misplacing her with his is a bit...
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Sindalf wrote...
Never have I ever been cock blocked. Because you've never had sex nor been presented the opportunity to have sex.
WAY I WAS COCK BLOCKED: I WAS ABOUT TO PLUNGE MY BURNING MAN ROD INTO THIS GIRL'S HOT HONEY POT; WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN; HAND IN FRONT OF MY DICK.
OLOLOL LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN. INB4 IT'S BECAUSE OF MY RELIGION.
SUCK A DICK. D':
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a couple of years ago, I had gotten lucky and was about to get it on with a cashier at a small local business near my house. It was a slow day so we didn't expect to get caught. I had unbuttoned her shirt and she was about to take my pants off when, suddenly, her boss walked in. Needless to day, shit happened.
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my sister. . .
I once asked her that if i Brought gurls home waht she would do. And she said she would tell my mom and keep opening the door (bitch)
reason: i would get em pregnant >_>
she just turned 18 and she's one of the most naivest people i've known >_>
I once asked her that if i Brought gurls home waht she would do. And she said she would tell my mom and keep opening the door (bitch)
reason: i would get em pregnant >_>
she just turned 18 and she's one of the most naivest people i've known >_>
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It was my going away party, and instead of me fucking some drunk ass female, my friend decides that it was a good idea to fuck her at my, let me repeat myself, MY going away party. In MY OWN BATHROOM.
She was really hot, too...
Fuck my life.
She was really hot, too...
Fuck my life.
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
The Phenomenal One wrote...
It was my going away party, and instead of me fucking some drunk ass female, my friend decides that it was a good idea to fuck her at my, let me repeat myself, MY going away party. In MY OWN BATHROOM.She was really hot, too...
Fuck my life.
You're not still friends with the bastard are you?
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The Phenomenal One wrote...
It was my going away party, and instead of me fucking some drunk ass female, my friend decides that it was a good idea to fuck her at my, let me repeat myself, MY going away party. In MY OWN BATHROOM.She was really hot, too...
Fuck my life.
oouch
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it happened tuesday i was chillin with my fuck buddy and just as i'm getting my hands into her pants my uncle out of fucking nowhere slams his hand on my door and scares the shit out of me successful cock block one...then later that same day just as i had managed to get myself in the mood again my mom virtually kicks open the fucking door and i'm wondering "when the fuck did you get home?!" successful cock block two.
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Sora_skyking wrote...
it happened tuesday i was chillin with my fuck buddy and just as i'm getting my hands into her pants my uncle out of fucking nowhere slams his hand on my door and scares the shit out of me successful cock block one...then later that same day just as i had managed to get myself in the mood again my mom virtually kicks open the fucking door and i'm wondering "when the fuck did you get home?!" successful cock block two.did u get caught? on both ocasions?
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The Phenomenal One wrote...
It was my going away party, and instead of me fucking some drunk ass female, my friend decides that it was a good idea to fuck her at my, let me repeat myself, MY going away party. In MY OWN BATHROOM.She was really hot, too...
Fuck my life.
Damn....*pats*
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Kalistean wrote...
The Phenomenal One wrote...
It was my going away party, and instead of me fucking some drunk ass female, my friend decides that it was a good idea to fuck her at my, let me repeat myself, MY going away party. In MY OWN BATHROOM.She was really hot, too...
Fuck my life.
You're not still friends with the bastard are you?
Well, considering alcohol was involved, and I didn't find out until after the fact...
Yeah, we're still friends. One of my best friends, actually.
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
The Phenomenal One wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
The Phenomenal One wrote...
It was my going away party, and instead of me fucking some drunk ass female, my friend decides that it was a good idea to fuck her at my, let me repeat myself, MY going away party. In MY OWN BATHROOM.She was really hot, too...
Fuck my life.
You're not still friends with the bastard are you?
Well, considering alcohol was involved, and I didn't find out until after the fact...
Yeah, we're still friends. One of my best friends, actually.
I would have beat his ass first, alcohol or not.
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Me and my boyfriend were at Blizzcon this past year in Cali and his friend also came along. We were sharing one hotel room. This friend of his is clingy as hell, very annoying, and texts him incessantly, almost as if he were in love with him or something. Anyway, I'd been trying unsuccessfully the entire weekend to get alone time with my boyfriend. Finally, on the final day of the convention, we ditch his friend with some other friends (they're real sports) and go back to the hotel room...
We'd only been back maybe 5 minutes and were starting to get frisky when lo and behold, we hear his friend sliding in his key and opening the door. Luckily clothes were still mostly on..... He must have followed us back or something. His own friend cockblocked him. <_< And me. So I just waited til he was asleep instead. Asshole.
We'd only been back maybe 5 minutes and were starting to get frisky when lo and behold, we hear his friend sliding in his key and opening the door. Luckily clothes were still mostly on..... He must have followed us back or something. His own friend cockblocked him. <_< And me. So I just waited til he was asleep instead. Asshole.