Weirdest High School Boner Moment!

whats the weirdest boner moment you've ever had in your high school life??

My French teacher was the cause of most of my schoolboy boners. She had nice tits and a perfect arse. Pretty face to boot.

After a lesson with her I'd hunch over slightly to hide it until it went down.

Pretty much the only times I had weird boners was either in class the girl next to me who I was bangin was showing me know a little bit of cleavage or some nice midriff or something or when I was in the girls bathroom banging it out inside her. Usually my boners are naturally looking. It's not like I have one of the shower... well I did but that's a different entirely different story.

My math was so fucking hot I would always getting boners but then one day I was staring at her cleavage and I swear to this day the girl next to me saw my boner. Even so I never give up I had so many hot teachers. :)

Uhh. One time at lunch I had to stuff a napkin in my pants to prevent my panties from getting too wet. I can't remember what made me so "amourous"

does mourning wood caused by a bumpy bus ride count ?

Yeah I had a similar experience. I was sitting in class and was thinking of a wet dream I had and suddenly it was like the flood gates opened wide... I had to go to the bathroom twice (-///-)

Wow

i wore baggy jeans, tight underwear, and a giant baggy sweatshirt that completly hides wood.
get on my level

Uniform policies tend to get in the way of wearing jeans

My school had a grey sweater, purple polo tee (which everyone wore so it didn't look gay) and SMRT trousers. And SMRT trousers are never baggy enough.

Its pretty hard to hide a boner when sweatpants were required for gym. You just gotta discreetly rearrange and hope it goes down before jogging.

High school for me was one giant 4-year boner.

Arrg... gather around kiddos, it's story time.

I got a boner one day infront of the girl I used to sit next to.

One day, I was in my drama class (required credit, didn't want to take it) and used to sit next to a girl I knew since middle school.
During some down time, the girl next to me attempted to poke my face when I wasn't looking. I looked over and she poked my nose, "boop!".

I laughed, and grabbed her nose, which she then grabbed my hand. She then grabbed my other hand and interlaced our fingers and started saying some things that got me excited. Aw shit. I felt a rager coming in. Well, I tried to hide it, but she wouldn't let go of my hands... tried to cross my legs, but it was too late. My Damn shorts didn't do a thing to help hide it. I may as well of not worn them. I was begging to god for her to not notice, but in a way, I wanted her to.

Then it happens.

She used our locked hands to push and lean me back, and what do ya know? Full diamond hard-on right infront of her. No cover, legs spread, saying "ayy lmaooo!!"

You bet your sugar ass she saw it then.

Shocked and blushing, all she could do was smile at it. I tried to get my hands back, but no. No. No! Shes is the worst... she holds them even tighter. She looked at me and started to whisper: "oh, so that's what you were trying to hide, Napalm? You dirty boy"

All this talk has my heart racing, and I'm losing control... and yes... being the Virgin I was, it was too much to handle.

She let's go of one of my hands and tries to hide her laughter And with that one hand, it was either cover my mouth too or my boner.

I covered my face to hide my shame instead...

As she stared at my diamond fortress... It happened. I FUCKING CAME. 10 secs later I look to see the damage I caused. She just looks at me and I look back. She lets go of my hand. She leans in and whispers in my ears, "did I make you feel good, Napalm?" I nod yes. Tell her I'll be back and go to the bathroom. After that day and so forth, she started getting touchy with me.

...then there was the day where we saw each other at the library. She hugged me and of course I got a hard one and after she rubbed it on herself long enough, I came on her. But that's a different story.
that was also the last day I ever saw her... sigh

EDIT:I just noticed some precum came out as I shared my experience... ahhhh Life!

> this would make a great greentext story

Good for you 165

Shirato, are you being sarcastic?
I wasn't bragging or anything. I was just sharing an experience like the OP said to do.

Weird boners? None. There were only two girls who I considered to be attractive in high school. Annoying boners? Friction from walking to my next class.

Only one girl I found attractive in my highschool days. I don't have a weird boner story but my zipper broke in my weight training class a a few almost saw my dick.

Reading such stories i always think like there just must have beeen accidents like this in my school and i never had an idea about that in my school time !

I have an awkward story but im not sure it counts anyway...

We had yoga class and we were obligated to wear yoga pants and because we had to wait like a half hour on our teacher i daydreamt and got really wet, like so wet it got through my yoga pants and i only discovered it by stretching in the middle of the class and looking in the mirror on the wall. Luckily we didnt do many stretches that would expose my crotch and i survived somehow. God i hope noone noticed o.o

Around my junior or senior year, somehow I was conditioned to always have the hardest morning wood around 10 AM. School started at 8 AM. Math was exactly at 10 and my erections would cause me to remain unfocused and even dose off. This of course affected my level of work and learning in the class, and I was too embarrassed to admit to anyone why. Nobody noticed though, I hid it underneath my binder (which I would use to cover about two classes after). Still, I squirmed in my seat an awful lot.

Needless to say, I got a D on that particular math course.