Weirdest High School Boner Moment!
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always in gym..... those shorts didn't conceal anything lmao, punched it once to get down before we got up to run
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Lol! It makes me laugh just thinking about it! Okay so I have two stories, one weird one not so much.
One morning my mother was giving me a ride to high school and she parked in the usual spot right out front where all the kids hung out until class started. After she pulled up she noticed that I wasnt making a move to open the door and she asked, "Aren't you going to get out?" to which I replied "Just...just wait a moment please". After a minute or so I got out of the car and thanked my mother for not pressing the matter and went on campus. I never told her exactly why I stayed in the car, but she probably either knew what was going on or thought I was just being weird lol. Bumpy car rides in the morning, ugh lol!
I used to get handjobs in the middle of Biology class under the science tables. That was SO exciting that it made me super duper rock hard. You know, the kind of hard that can literally poke an eye out, lol!
One morning my mother was giving me a ride to high school and she parked in the usual spot right out front where all the kids hung out until class started. After she pulled up she noticed that I wasnt making a move to open the door and she asked, "Aren't you going to get out?" to which I replied "Just...just wait a moment please". After a minute or so I got out of the car and thanked my mother for not pressing the matter and went on campus. I never told her exactly why I stayed in the car, but she probably either knew what was going on or thought I was just being weird lol. Bumpy car rides in the morning, ugh lol!
I used to get handjobs in the middle of Biology class under the science tables. That was SO exciting that it made me super duper rock hard. You know, the kind of hard that can literally poke an eye out, lol!
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One day I had a raging boner in class.
My classmates and I were lined up in front of our teacher as she checked our papers one by one.
As I was standing there, with part of my body facing to the side in an attempt to hide my boner my friend, who was behind me, poked my ass with his sharpened pencil which made me thrust my hips forward colliding with the ass of my female friend in front of me...
We shared an awkward glance once the deed was done...
My classmates and I were lined up in front of our teacher as she checked our papers one by one.
As I was standing there, with part of my body facing to the side in an attempt to hide my boner my friend, who was behind me, poked my ass with his sharpened pencil which made me thrust my hips forward colliding with the ass of my female friend in front of me...
We shared an awkward glance once the deed was done...
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Cannot have a "boner" as a female but i had a friend who's last name was Bonner so he was the biggest one i knew...
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On Fakku on phone, years before I got my account. Sitting in chair, block classes, 2 hours of pure cock. Teacher sees me on phone, yells and throws ball at me. Ball + dick = boom. Hadn't jerked my gerkin in a month. The buildup caused my cum to flow down my legs and make my jeans two shades darker. I was in AP Chem, people called me the chem-shot.
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
When i was in detention. But instead of just waiting for it to deflate itself I took it upon my self to jack it in the bathroom.
Oh wait. That was in middle school nvm.
Oh wait. That was in middle school nvm.
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Three stories here:
1.Ok so my Drama teacher was young, sexy, nice ass big tits, so I would get a huge boner every drama class. Of course, it's drama, so You had to go up and perform infront of people. This meant the whole class could see something sticking up in my pants. And once, the teacher actually asked me 'What is that in your trousers?' You can imagine how embarrasing that was.
2.There was this really hot girl who I sat next to in English and french, so I sat with her 6 times a week for an hour each time. She was really sexy. She used to tease me alot, but she was joking around with it and we got along well. Once I had a boner over her and she dropped her pencil, and when she looked down to pick it up she saw my boner. Then she acted weird around me for the rest of the week, and kept on staring at my pants...
3. Gym showers. At our school you were forced to shower after PE. I didn't get a boner because there was other boys, just the thought of being naked in public turned me on and I got a huge boner every time we had to shower. The worst thing was, our teacher told us we were not allowed swimming trunks. There were also no doors for the shower cubicles, so everytime someone walked into the showers they could see you nude, and me with a huge boner.
1.Ok so my Drama teacher was young, sexy, nice ass big tits, so I would get a huge boner every drama class. Of course, it's drama, so You had to go up and perform infront of people. This meant the whole class could see something sticking up in my pants. And once, the teacher actually asked me 'What is that in your trousers?' You can imagine how embarrasing that was.
2.There was this really hot girl who I sat next to in English and french, so I sat with her 6 times a week for an hour each time. She was really sexy. She used to tease me alot, but she was joking around with it and we got along well. Once I had a boner over her and she dropped her pencil, and when she looked down to pick it up she saw my boner. Then she acted weird around me for the rest of the week, and kept on staring at my pants...
3. Gym showers. At our school you were forced to shower after PE. I didn't get a boner because there was other boys, just the thought of being naked in public turned me on and I got a huge boner every time we had to shower. The worst thing was, our teacher told us we were not allowed swimming trunks. There were also no doors for the shower cubicles, so everytime someone walked into the showers they could see you nude, and me with a huge boner.
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blinkgirl211 wrote...
Cannot have a "boner" as a female but i had a friend who's last name was Bonner so he was the biggest one i knew...Well you have any stories where you are horny and it's awkward that should suffice. It's what I did.
Did Bonner ever get boners? XD
Anyway I remembered another thing. Seeing the anatomically sketched naked people in my Heath book made me sorta exited for some reason. That and the occasional nude art I saw in my art class' textbook. I even would up writing an essay about nudity in artwork and why it's not considered porn for extra credit.
But this other time I caught glimpse of a boner that a former crush of mine had and tried being a bit flirty about it. That did not go well. It wasn't my boner but a boner nonetheless.
But this one was mine... I got bored in English class and started fantasizing a bit. Daydreaming that I was a slime girl (Yes I had the fascination back then too) and when I was snapped out of it by my teacher I realized just how wet my panties had gotten. I was the last to leave the class that day as it almost looked like I wet myself a little.
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Our gym class teacher was so hot. Probably the one teacher every guy in school wanted to bang. It doesn't help that she always wears super tight yoga shorts as well.
My class was outside holding an ultimate frisbee game and I went to intercept the frisbee during a pass thrown to my teacher (Yes, our teacher joins our games). As I reached over her from behind to intercept it, we both fell backwards. Her ass was on my boner for not that long, but when I got up I felt like the happiest guy ever!
My class was outside holding an ultimate frisbee game and I went to intercept the frisbee during a pass thrown to my teacher (Yes, our teacher joins our games). As I reached over her from behind to intercept it, we both fell backwards. Her ass was on my boner for not that long, but when I got up I felt like the happiest guy ever!
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There is this one girl that used to sit across from. Wild one that seems needed to be tamed. She also encourage it. But I was sitting there she wore the slimmest jeans. Couldn't help I've gotten hard. She eventually tracked me down to the school courtyard. Dragged me down to the grass and pinned me down till I gave her something. She used to lay down right on top Putting her whole body weight on top, so I wouldn't squeeze out. I was so hard, I knew what she was doing. But I've dated her for awhile