What did you learn today?

Putting an egg to a microwave causes an egg to explode.

MTA(NYC Transit) is getting shittier and shittier by the day.

I am more of a free bird / lonely wolf than a person looking for companionship.

Today, I learned that the average size of the male genitalia is not 2 inches :(

Although, I am in awe of this discovery for my pure bride is the one who told me this. I suspect that my bride is not as pure as I thought she would be, and am therefore searching for a purer bride to be. But please, Ladies, please do not be so discontent. If you have read my first post about autism, I shall tell you that I settled that down by telling my doctor:
''Because I've already explained that I don't have aspbergers/autism/whateverthedevilpeople have attempted to claim that I have. It's a little annoying when people waste their time repeating things like that for no reason. It's like a fool insisting on talking to a brick wall, even after someone else has kindly informed them that brick walls don't talk. It's a stupid waste of time that deserves to get an equally stupid answer.''

I think I won that round, no? :)

I learned that the first slave master in America was actually a black man. My mind is blown.

i've learned a new schedule for losing weight by eating potatos for only 2 days then the next 2 days only chickens and the next 2 smth different and you repeat that for a while and they say it works...

I learned that dilf is a tag on ex hentai. I never heard it used before irl.

i found out my dad smokes pot, i was at his house with him eariler today, and after i had left, i remembered i left my phone at his house, so i went back, and found him smoking weed on the back porch and eating corn chips...

very funny day today...

Learned that no matter what you do the customer will always complain....

and always get something for it. tis the face of service industry these days.

Can't handle alcohol like i used to.

I learned that I should spend more than just one hour at the gym....or is one hour with both cardio and weights ok.

A female cat that does nothing but eat and sleep all day is a "Molly"

Chicken hearts taste good

I have the ability to break anything without even trying.

That I get to work 60 hours over the next week....woo hoo...

I masturbate too much...

Graduation days are a colossal pain in the ass.

I learnt how to setup a acess point + some basic knowledge over nanochemistry haha