What did you learn today?

Today I learned something important.

Make backups of backups. At least of the most important things.

My external hard drive crapped out. I still have everything on my main pc, but I no longer have backups if something happens to that.

That friends do forgive :)

Friendship ends the second your ego is higher than cloud nine.

Ditto to both

Also learned that anything related to business studies is incredibly boring.

I learned poop is of the earth and life elements.

I learned to masturbate using only my pinkie. Praise me, mortals

how do you even... how big are your fingers?

They're pretty long for my height of 5'8 but that's not important.

I just have learned to jack off with only one side of my organ getting stimulated.

I learned that I'm allergic to pineapple.

I am lazy as fuck

Probably should've realised years ago, but having a drink of water after waking up in the morning helps wake me up.

I always feel excessively lethargic in the morning, no matter how much or how little sleep I get. So apparently the cause is dehydration.

Today i realized that i haven't been on Fakku in a month and a half.
Feels weird, man.

I didn't know actual sex toys could be this expensive.

How to reject a confession

My dogs even if want to go outside will stop at the door once they see it is raining.

Inklings. They are squids now. They are kids now.

That annoying commercial quickly became a meme

I used to make sarcastic quips jokingly to get a cheap laugh with my friends. Life happened and over time the "jokes" became half-arsed, and slowly developed into blunt sarcastic remarks. It's gotten to the point where I unconsciously make them without even meaning to.

I've been trying to stop for the last year or so.
It's a losing battle.

I learned that Gravity Cat suffers from the same problem my cousin has. Almost every sentence he makes is sarcastic. Its funny though, so I don't mind.

Still not self-confident enough to hang around with my new co-workers who make fun of each other all the time.

That I should really clean my computer screen cause I can see so many little spots lol.