What is the weirdest thing you have seen or experienced?

I've pissed on a girl. She wanted me to as her fetish and I was drunk. Really drunk. Too creeped out at myself to like it. Really. I remember pissing on that girl and nothing else. Crazy bitch.

The things that I will be reading here.

Just today, I saw a kid on the pathway while driving. He was doing actions of wanking in front of passing cars.

[size=14]While I was out yesterday I saw a person in a huge teddy bear suit just taking a stroll on the street. I wish I had had my phone with me to take a picture.[/h]

I remember a kid in my old school. He put chips, ketchup and rice, mixes it together and eats it.

I saw a dude with a ear piercing with a chain going from it to somewhere...down in his pants(didn't really look in details).

Someone trying to lick the inside of my ear lobe.. like I have my lobes stretched to 5/8ths of an inch, and someone tried taking my earring out and insisted that he lick my ear... It was SUPER WEIRD.

2 girls and 1 cup.

as a med student in an internship, I had to witness a sexual enhancement surgery(inflatable penile implant). It was weird as fuck, I wish I could unsee what has been seen.

I have seen druggies and a black woman talking about getting "fucked" by Prince Albert.

Saw a pregnant chick with an iguana yesterday.

I remember when I saw this before, fucking nasty.

My cousin was like 'Hey bro look at this awesome porn vid'. Never again.

In middle school got an CNS infection that was forcing my right eyeball out. Left me with anisocoria and seldom occurring discomfort (weather changes probably).

Also shared a train trip with a sectator that constantly tried to heal the people around him.

I enjoy putting and playing with hot glue on my skin. It was weird for other people.

A black bear and a deer eating foliage beside each other peacefully.

that's nothing one of the dudes i met in highschool he put honey, crunched up gram crackers and anything sweet he could find on teriyaki chicken and rice wit soy sauce and ate it not just once either like everyday ironicly weirdest thing i ever saw done by the same dude he just walked around one day started calling everybody that was bald a "twinkle head" and just randomly stopped walking pointed at the greenest thing he could see opened his eyes really wide and said "GREEEEEEEENSSSS"

It was the other day.. i watching some hentai and fell asleep..
guess im really tired ==

I'm waiting at the bus stop and an old homosexual guy asked me if I could go with him.. I did not answer him and I rushed to the next bus that stopped there..
It was a weird feeling... Whew...

You insensitive asshole. You could have at least said no, and let him rape you.

As for me? Fuck knows... I see weird shit all the time