What is the weirdest thing you have seen or experienced?

A conversation I had with a girl on my Social Studies class in HighSchool...

ME: What classes are you taking this sem. ?
Girl: Social, Math...etc.....
ME: Nice...
Girl: Are you taking Religion Studies this sem. ?
ME: Yes, right now were on the topic of sex *smile*
Girl: Can you teach me?
-----silence-----
I laughed it off to lessen the awkwardness.....

This was kinda weird for me

I see a psychiatrist on Staten Island in New York. When I go to see him in the fall, specifically in November, there's a shitload of turkeys wandering around the streets. The most insane thing is that they aren't afraid of shit. I actually walked up to one and grabbed it by the neck, and it didn't give a shit. If you're in a car and you're about to hit them, you have to stop because they don't get out of the way.

So a girl offered to let you teach her about sex, and you did nothing

Young and foolish man........young and foolish......

Glitches in Skyrim

Bethesda games are notorious for their ridiculous amount of glitches.

I remember in Fallout 3 there was this random glitch where I would randomly be set on fire for no reason. I woudln't take any damage, but it would cause me to fall down which would get annoying. I could be using a silenced 9mm and I still would spontaneously combust. No I did not have the Nuclear Anamoly perk.

Sleep paralysis. Was some scary shit

Bieber fans, they seem to lose their common sense.

This woman is aiming to have the smallest waist in the world.

That I can think of at the moment, a crazy homeless lady wearing a robe and a towel on her head walking around a grocery store. Or some random /b stuff...

ok so was bike riding today at the park at night. when was riding by i heard moans coming from this van. sounded like girl voice. was like ow owww ahhh >.>

I hate these kind of questions because I know weird shit has happened to me that I've told stories about, the problem is remembering them. I never can :U

I know one of the grossest things that ever happened was when I was still in high school, I was walking to a bus stop and this guy in a truck just throws a bag of shit (probably his own) and it just exploded on the wall and floor. Oh god it was so gross. I turned the fuck around and went home. Nope nope nope.

there is this old lady in my town who has a plastic screen infront of her face and smiles creepy, she goes into trash cans in the middle of everything(not even hiding it). there is a boat parked outside the garage of her house, some say they have seen her imagining sailing while standing on top of the boat in the middle of the night, so weird.

Hands down bokunopiko... and not just one episode ALL 3 OF THEM!!!

Some guy came into my work to purchase a guitar string to tattoo himself with. Go figure. And while I was shuffling through my strings he proceeds to remove his socks and shoes, grab the bottle of hand sanitizer, and thoroughly bathe himself in it. Seriously, his feet, his legs, his arms, his chest.

Then when he went to pay me for the string he paid me with money from a bag also containing weed. Then stole my sharpie and proceeded to walk out the door snorting it.

I mean... THE FUCK! What in the serious fuck!

I dunno man, I've seen tons of shit


:D

I once worked for Dollar Tree, a few days before I put in for my 2 weeks I had to use the restroom. My boss came, and covered for me. I get to the bathroom and notice the handle is locked but the door isn't shut. So im thinking is somebody stealing stuff. I slowly open the door and I saw this chick getting the D seed. (Not Joking) I shut the door, went to my manager and told the story. She then says: I dont care as long as they buy stuff from the store. I was truly shocked.

I never used that bathroom again