What's the weirdest noise someone's made while they slept?

I'm less than four feet away from my cousin right now [he's knocked out]. The sounds coming from him... It's like hearing that annoying little clicking sound the monster makes in the Predator movies. I'm sitting here, practically waiting for him to jump up from the floor screeching with his hair in dreadlocks and a fishnet battle suit.

So, what's the weirdest noise you've ever heard anyone make while they slept? It can also be something they muttered in their sleep, it dun matter.

My brother sleep talking.
It was along the lines of this:

my dad sounded like a cat. bwahaha it was so funny

When I was little my friend spent the night and he had a dog name "Blue", he randomly yelled "Blue! get that fly out of my face" Think he was trying to say "get the fuck out of my face" lol

I nearly ran out of the room when my one frined went from a peaceful nights sleep to screaming from night terrors... I'm glad I didn't have morning classes.

mumbles
Mah penis in her mouth.

I have been told that I talk in my sleep, and have said some pretty funny things.

I had a roommate in college who suffered from occasional night terrors...he would sit up in his bed, start to scream, talk a bit, then lay back down like nothing happened, he didn't know he did it, but when I told him about it, he didn't believe me, then one day we decided to re-bunk our beds to have more room, and yeah, he smacked his head right under my bed, and then he believed me...

but it was some real scary stuff because we just met each other that year, I thought he was gonna kill me in his sleep lol

Anything in particular?

They said I was cursing one time.

My best friend, who's a guy, tends to moan a lot in his sleep...

Wet dreams much? lol

Also, nice sig.



I've heard people do that before. Always makes me giggle.

My boyfriend, along with all his siblings, often experiences Sleep Paralysis.

He usually experiences it as a kind of attack. Something sitting on him or a strange mass talking to him.

Whenever it happens, he makes the most frightened noise. It breaks my heart everytime. I always wrap my arms around him and tell him everything's okay. He usually gives me a weird look, having no idea what just happened.

Apparently I snore, according to various sources. Not a full-on nasal erupting snore, but a soft one. I still don't believe it myself as I've never been given proof.

One time I had a rather upsetting dream, and in my dream I was actually bawwing my eyes out. When I woke up I'd found I did actually cry a little as the pillow and my eyes were damp. Fuck knows what I must've been like while I was asleep... first thing I said was "Did I actually cry while I was asleep?". It's the first time I cried since I thought one of my ex girlfriends (girlfriend at the time) killed herself and that was about 3 years ago. Now I wish she'd done it.

WE are living in an urban area.
So most likely, hear cars and motorcycles even late night.
At first, its irritating.
But I get used t it.

I grind my teeth and a number of people have told me that it actually keeps them up because it sounds like they're sleeping next to industrial age machinery.

That's not what the OP asked.

What is the weirdest noise SOMEONE ELSE has made in their sleep.

I.e. "My ex girlfriend used to talk in her sleep" or something. Just.. weird shit.

I'm always the first one to go to sleep.

Yes, penises are frequently drawn on my face.

Anyone ever told you about anything weird you might have done in your sleep, then?

Also, you should probably be careful who you fall asleep around. Maybe.

Yea. Weird shit. Like my-friend-makes-nasty-makeout-sounds-with-their-pillow weird.



That kind of weird.