What's the weirdest noise someone's made while they slept?
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Tsujoi wrote...
When we were kids, my brother called me a bitch in his sleep.Did you ever bring it up to him?
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Tsujoi
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EZ-2789 wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
When we were kids, my brother called me a bitch in his sleep.Did you ever bring it up to him?
Yeah, we had a good laugh about it
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Tsujoi wrote...
EZ-2789 wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
When we were kids, my brother called me a bitch in his sleep.Did you ever bring it up to him?
Yeah, we had a good laugh about it
That's good. I'm glad I'm not the only one that laughed when I heard that, then.
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I mew and meow in my sleep, apparently. I started a few years ago and according to my brother I do it intermittently through the night.
My favorite though was when a friend of mine was sleeping and he was mumbling something so we woke him up. He sat up really quick and yelled, "I don't want no god damn strawberries with my god damn chocolate milk, nigga."
We never quite figured that one out.
My favorite though was when a friend of mine was sleeping and he was mumbling something so we woke him up. He sat up really quick and yelled, "I don't want no god damn strawberries with my god damn chocolate milk, nigga."
We never quite figured that one out.
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Toxic Influence wrote...
I mew and meow in my sleep, apparently. I started a few years ago and according to my brother I do it intermittently through the night.My favorite though was when a friend of mine was sleeping and he was mumbling something so we woke him up. He sat up really quick and yelled, "I don't want no god damn strawberries with my god damn chocolate milk, nigga."
We never quite figured that one out.
Dear lord. I couldn't stop laughing at the last one. Too much chocolate milk can make you greedy.
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EZ-2789 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
I'm always the first one to go to sleep.Yes, penises are frequently drawn on my face.
Anyone ever told you about anything weird you might have done in your sleep, then?
Also, you should probably be careful who you fall asleep around. Maybe.
I just conk out at about 11:00 every night, with few exceptions.
I've been told I talk about math. That might have been bullshit.
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Randumb wrote...
I just conk out at about 11:00 every night, with few exceptions.I've been told I talk about math. That might have been bullshit.
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN, MASON?!
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Just had to do that.
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EZ-2789 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
I just conk out at about 11:00 every night, with few exceptions.I've been told I talk about math. That might have been bullshit.
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN, MASON?!
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Just had to do that.
You got a chuckle out of me.
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I remember way back in what would be high school for others i think that i was on a camping trip with my class. I was sleeping with two friends Brian and Jonas in a tent. Seen from the tent entrance Jonas was lying in the middle of the tent, Brian left and i was lying in the right side. Anyway at the last night of the trip Brian was snoring very loudly making it impossible to sleep and Jonas looked like he was having a nightmare because he turned alot and ocasinally made some wierd mumble. Then Jonas all of sudden scream "No brain dont touch me there im not ready yet". I was like wtf is he dreaming and was considering if i should wake him up but then he tumbled over to Brian and laid a arm over him and sprouted some happy mumble. Brain stopped snoring and i realised that i could finally get some sleep. In the morning i was the first one to wake up in the tent and they still held the same posistion. Lets just say that when Brian woke up it got quite loudly. Btw Brain had dreamed that he was together with some girl and Jonas wouldnt tell what he had dreamed about but i had some good laughs home.
Both Brian and Jonas was straight but they are were good friends.
Both Brian and Jonas was straight but they are were good friends.
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Toxic Influence wrote...
Septin wrote...
Both Brian and Jonas were straight.
How sure of that are you?
Well i have known them for 12 years now and they both have girlfriends. That thing in the tent was the only known kinda-homosexual thing i have seen. But you can never be sure. :S
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Septin wrote...
I remember way back in what would be high school for others i think that i was on a camping trip with my class. I was sleeping with two friends Brian and Jonas in a tent. Seen from the tent entrance Jonas was lying in the middle of the tent, Brian left and i was lying in the right side. Anyway at the last night of the trip Brian was snoring very loudly making it impossible to sleep and Jonas looked like he was having a nightmare because he turned alot and ocasinally made some wierd mumble. Then Jonas all of sudden scream "No brain dont touch me there im not ready yet". I was like wtf is he dreaming and was considering if i should wake him up but then he tumbled over to Brian and laid a arm over him and sprouted some happy mumble. Brain stopped snoring and i realised that i could finally get some sleep. In the morning i was the first one to wake up in the tent and they still held the same posistion. Lets just say that when Brian woke up it got quite loudly. Btw Brain had dreamed that he was together with some girl and Jonas wouldnt tell what he had dreamed about but i had some good laughs home.Both Brian and Jonas was straight but they are were good friends.
Kudos for the best story I've heard so far.
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catblood wrote...
I haven't heard anything besides snoring but I usually talk during my sleep.Just mumbling, or anything specific?
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EZ-2789 wrote...
catblood wrote...
I haven't heard anything besides snoring but I usually talk during my sleep.Just mumbling, or anything specific?
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A few years ago I spent the night at my male friend's house after his graduation party. My boyfriend (at the time) and my friend's friend were staying over too...and somehow we were all able to squeeze on my friend's bed to sleep.
I was squeezed in between my male friend and my boyfriend. And my buddy's friend was at the foot of the bed between my friend and the wall.
Well.
Apparently in the middle of the night I turned towards my friend )in my sleep, of course) and let out a "MMmmm...ahhnn~ <3" sort of sound.
He won't let it go even to this day.
-__-;
I was squeezed in between my male friend and my boyfriend. And my buddy's friend was at the foot of the bed between my friend and the wall.
Well.
Apparently in the middle of the night I turned towards my friend )in my sleep, of course) and let out a "MMmmm...ahhnn~ <3" sort of sound.
He won't let it go even to this day.
-__-;
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I (and others I know) will occasionally talk in my sleep. Usually it's me being pissed off at some dream-thing. Lawl.
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Also,once I was at a sleepover and all my friends were upstairs, aside from one who was a partypooper and decided to go to sleep on the beds in the basement.
I had to go downstairs to get my contact solution so my friend Cait came with me. When we started walking into the dark basement, we heard our friend chanting "Hate, hate, hate" in her sleep.
So fucking creepy.
We ran upstairs and made our braver friends go get my solution, hahaha
I had to go downstairs to get my contact solution so my friend Cait came with me. When we started walking into the dark basement, we heard our friend chanting "Hate, hate, hate" in her sleep.
So fucking creepy.
We ran upstairs and made our braver friends go get my solution, hahaha