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ZombieLolicon
16 years ago
masturjohji wrote...
anyone here caught masturbating ? what was the feeling ? xD


HAHA id like to know too, people tell your stories!

Id hate to get caught, wtf would you do?!? "errrr.. i was just sorting out my trousers! its not what you think" >__<
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ZombieLolicon
16 years ago
Tsurayu wrote...
Yorozuya wrote...
Spoiler:
Tsurayu wrote...
RedEyesRawks wrote...
Ah yes,the "first time".Well I was in the bathroom looking at porn,now this may be wierd,but my dad had mgazines and my penis got hard and I thought that to "jerk off" was to put your penis into the magazine and go up and down.That went nowhere pretty quickly.So then I was like "maybe if I put lotion on my..." and then I started stroking with my hand and It was like I was a caveman and just discovered fire,the feeling was incredible and after about 2 minutes I just exploded,all over my dad's magazine.

After that day I came home from schol and started running the shower and started to beat off so no one could hear me(small house).Then it burned after I came after about a month of doing it and it I couldn't piss or it would burn.

Anyways a few months down the line,I'm in the 7th grade and then watching 'My Wife and Kids' were the episode was talking about Jr.jacking off.So I get horny reminded off some new mags in the bathroom and I go in there without locking it.After about a few minutes I start to get the sensation and then my mom walks in and I jump so quickly to close the door it wasn't even funny.I finished up and she teased me about for the rest of the day.I was like STFU.


Haha, reminds me of my mother. I was in my room masturbating to God knows what on the computer, and right as I was coming my mother came in and threw my laundry on my bed. However, I had a bookshelf that was adjacent to my desk that hampered the vision of the computer desk from my door. I just remember yelling out something in gibberish and she walked out the door. I'm sure she knew what I was doing, but I take comfort in maybe she didn't at least see what happened. XD

Damn mother. If a teenage boy has his door shut, knock first! It's an unspoken rule. -_-

Suffice it to say the next day I bought a lock for my door and put it up. XD


Try locking the door lol works best though not for me because for some reason my mom likes to bitch to me everytime I do.


Once I did and used it frequently my mom bitched at me a lot to for having my door locked. She hated not being able to constantly check up on me to see what I was doing. Such a nosy woman.


Sounds like a mother son doujin thingy hmmmm
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Gentlepervert
16 years ago
hahaha! Jus hope yo mama is sexy! Jok, k?
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HeavenlyDemon
16 years ago
I was 12. I had always known what sex was since I was like 5, cause of my older perv bro. One day this girl I liked was wearing a skirt and I saw her panties and got really turned on. I remember I wouldn't calm down so I went in search of an answer to my problem and found it in masturbation.
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Tsurayu
16 years ago
My mother is anything, but sexy. ^_^;;
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Gentlepervert
16 years ago
^^
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Prowl
16 years ago
Tsurayu wrote...
My mother is anything, but sexy. ^_^;;

lolwut? >__>
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Tsurayu
16 years ago
Prowl wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
My mother is anything, but sexy. ^_^;;

lolwut? >__>


The few previous posts related to the story of my mother walking in on me masturbating and then wanting to constantly check up on me after that. :P
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Midgar
16 years ago
leecher wrote...
lol im suprised i could pre-cum at 6 years old? how does that work? then i actually came in my pants at 9 that should be right! lol and i start masturbating at 10...is my life ruined? lol i had a blowjob when i was 12...so my life is over i recon messed up childhood and why is my life over now of all times? cus i told the world! just then! lol

im going to bed now night all!

It's not nice to lie, leecher.
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ZombieLolicon
16 years ago
Tsurayu wrote...
Prowl wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
My mother is anything, but sexy. ^_^;;

lolwut? >__>


The few previous posts related to the story of my mother walking in on me masturbating and then wanting to constantly check up on me after that. :P


Haha sorry dude xD i love you :P
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SasukeUchiha21
16 years ago
lol when i was like 11 i was watching porn and my hand just moved around on its on and bam,i dont know why or how but yeah just did it itself,1st time i freaked out cuz there was a mess lol and it took me like 2 weeks to relize how it worked,i wonder why i didnt google it...hmm..
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eikzzz
16 years ago
when i sleeping and dreaming about fucking when my age is 12th
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Gentlepervert
16 years ago
Leecher gots BJ? What did it? Some beaut/average or uglie?
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nzephier
16 years ago
when i was 13. or 12...i dont remember exactly. actually it was more around 11. i just sat in the shower, was thinkin of somethin real hot, just started messin with my junk, and it felt nice. then when i was 12 i discovered you can use your whole hand rather then just two fingers. i remember when i discovered the whole hand. i was like "god this is fuckin awesome!"
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Shawn the Duck
16 years ago
The first time I fapped was to a picture of Jet magazine's "beauty of the week."
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Silverc
16 years ago
i cant say i remeber when it was all i can say is ive been doing it every since
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kickinwing
16 years ago
a long time ago...
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@nimegeek
16 years ago
I started sometime around when i was 11. lol well i learned how to on the internet...... doing it ever since
i usually do it once or twice a day, few days a week
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haseo-kun
16 years ago
I think i was about 11 when i did that for the first time.
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leaf
16 years ago
I really don't remember to be honest. I just know that I started doing it when I was very young and my mom used to tell me to stop and I never understood why. xD
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